44 Funny caffeine quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  View →: The golden rule of three beverages: one to hydrate, one to caffeinate, and one to celebrate.
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  3 weeks ago

  View →: Red Bull doesn’t give me wings, it gives me gas.
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  3 weeks ago

  View →: Humans are just chaos wrapped in meat, going bananas on caffeine.
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  3 weeks ago

  View →: I don’t rise and shine. I caffeinate and hope.
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  3 weeks ago

  View →: Coffee should be free for everyone Monday through Friday.
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  1 month ago

  View →: That little stroll to the coffee maker makes me happy every morning.
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  1 month ago

  View →: Calling ahead to the cafe to warn them to “get those beans brewing”.
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  1 month ago

  View →: When people don’t drink coffee, it’s like, okay, but how do you solve the problem of being awake?
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  3 months ago

  View →: Coffee and more coffee is a perfect combo.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Drinking coffee because throwing chairs at people is frowned upon.
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  3 months ago

  View →: I’m only awake because my coffee needs me.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Coffee just tastes better when you are the only one awake in the morning.
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  4 months ago

  View →: According to the web, caffeine deficiency is a life threatening condition for people around you.
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  4 months ago

  View →: My only addiction is coffee, which is just like crack but is legal and tastes good.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Coffee, because I don’t have time for a manslaughter charge.
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  4 months ago

  View →: The sexual tension between me and a late afternoon coffee to get me through the workday.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Crazy that caffeine has no short or long-term negative side effects. Just a super drug from God.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Coffee ain’t gonna cut it today. I need the blood of my enemies.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Coffee doesn’t solve all my problems. But it definitely stops me from constantly creating new ones.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Coffee ain’t cutting it anymore. I need to eat batteries.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Coffee should just be free for anybody over 30.
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  4 months ago

  View →: You want to know how old you really feel? Stop drinking caffeine and popping Ibuprofen. Then, just wait.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Caffeine is not enough anymore, I need to chew on a power line.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Coffee doesn’t even make me feel energized, I just drink it for the love of the game.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Coffee: Because without it I would be a serious danger to society.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I’m tired and drank a lot of coffee, so now I’m tired but faster.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Do you enjoy addiction, anxiety, and urinating? Then coffee may be the beverage for you.
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  4 months ago

  View →: They should invent something in between coffee and narcotics.
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  4 months ago

  View →: That was the last cup of coffee in my life. From tomorrow I’ll be drinking straight from the pot.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Gimme coffee or I’ll sleep amok!

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