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I wish more modern politics were about trying to stop the fulfillment of an ancient prophecy.

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My Wi-Fi is stronger than my will to socialize.

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Oh really? We’ll see what the same six people who always agree with me think about that.

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RIP to everyone killed by the Gods for their hubris, but I’m different. And better. Maybe even better than the Gods.

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Your call is really important to us but first enjoy this clarinet number for the next seventy five minutes.

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Lord, please take this gas out of my stomach and put it in my car.

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November moving quicker than two lesbians who met three days ago.

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Hey, sorry I cant make it tonight. I am beset on all sides by foes.

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I told my wife the laundry on the couch ain’t gonna fold itself, so if y’all don’t hear from me later, she probably folded me like an omelet.

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What if we kissed while watching the decay of our society?

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Making waves on WhatsApp:

Waitress: “Do you have any questions about the menu?” Me: “What kind of font is this?

Breaking via Pinterest:

The part right before bench pressing when you’re laying down but not lifting is so good.

Just landed via Discord:

Fun prank: make people study for many years, and then don’t give them jobs.

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Funny that the Three Wise Men brought probably the three worst presents for a newborn baby.

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Me, seeing a man proposing to a woman in public: Hey, this guy bothering you?

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I’m a credit card, cause I’m always being used or denied.

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Kinda messed up that the government knows my birthday but never sends me a gift or anything.

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I love when dudes are named Guy. Like, yeah. Exactly.

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Just because you haven’t found the right person, doesn’t mean you will.

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These people act like they’ve never seen anyone wearing a Speedo in a laundromat before.

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51 Funny caffeine quotes

Funny caffeine quotes ☕️ are the perfect pick-me-up for your coffee-loving soul. Whether you’re a java junkie or an espresso enthusiast, these witty caffeine quips will tickle your funny bone and energize your day. 😄 Get ready to chuckle as you sip your morning brew and discover why caffeine is the secret ingredient in a life well-lived. From relatable coffee chaos to lighthearted latte musings, these quotes are brewed for laughter and smiles! 🌟

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5 days ago
Share →: How many cups of coffee is OK to have every day? Is it eight? I’m pretty sure it’s eight.

Commentary:
Counting coffee in single digits feels too modest. I'm sure it's just an infinite loop with extra pep! ☕️😄🔄
2 weeks ago
Share →: I shall have another coffee, for I am sleeping standing.

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Sounds like you've unlocked the ninja skill of sleep-standing! ☕️😴🧘‍♂️
3 weeks ago
Share →: “AI is coming for your job.” Yeah, I’d like to see AI drink 11 coffees, then have a panic attack.

Commentary:
"😂 AI can take my job, but can it handle my caffeine-induced anxiety? I doubt it! ☕🤖💥"
3 weeks ago
Share →: I’m feeling very anxious. I think this 7th mug of coffee will take the edge off.

Commentary:
"Clearly, you've cracked the secret to turning anxiety into 'anxie-tea' with a side of coffee! ☕️😅 #BeanThere"
4 weeks ago
Share →: Caffeine: the adult version of fairy dust.

Commentary:
"☕✨ Sprinkle that magic, and watch as the 'productivity' appears out of nowhere! 😂💪 #CoffeeSpells"
1 month ago
Share →: I hope the coffee hits harder than reality does.

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"Here's to caffeine being my daily dose of reality armor! ☕💪😂"
1 month ago
Share →: My love language is caffeine and being left alone until I’m kind again.

Commentary:
"Proof that coffee is cheaper than therapy! ☕😜 #JavaJester"
2 months ago
Share →: The golden rule of three beverages: one to hydrate, one to caffeinate, and one to celebrate.

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Commentary:
"Living the trilogy of life: hydrate like a champ, caffeinate like you're on a deadline, and celebrate like it's 5 o'clock somewhere! 🥤☕️🥂"
2 months ago
Share →: Red Bull doesn’t give me wings, it gives me gas.

Commentary:
"Fueling up for a non-stop flight to the nearest restroom! 🚀💨😅"
2 months ago
Share →: Humans are just chaos wrapped in meat, going bananas on caffeine.

Commentary:
"Basically, we're all just jittery meat tornadoes powered by beans! ☕🍌😂"

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You don’t scare me, you’re not my kid noticing her sibling got a bigger slice of cake.

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Next time you think I am flirting with you, ask yourself if kindness is so rare in your life that you mistake it for desire.

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My therapist says he can’t take any more of my talk and that I should join a group. So, here I am.

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Damn girl, are you a plate of microwaved leftovers? Because you’re hot on the outside and cold on the inside.

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Some of you need to clean your room before you take a selfie.

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Don’t give up on your dreams. If cauliflower can be pizza and zucchini can be noodles, you too can be anything you want.

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I may be a beginner at some things, but I have a black belt in shopping.

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If you love a friend, let them go. If they come back with coffee, it was meant to be.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has copied:

Do the people who make chairs know what humans look like, or nah?

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Remember when we had to smack the TV because the channel wasn’t coming in clearly? I feel that way about far too many people.

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Just landed via Messenger:

The Playstation is broken and the child has noticed that I live here too.

Just landed via Reddit:

One of my favorite parts of grocery shopping is when somebody else does it for me.

Live now on Threads:

Yes, I make bad decisions when I’m drunk. But I wouldn’t say that the decisions I make when I’m sober are any better.

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“Twister 3” should be told from a cow’s POV.

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Wearing shorts and my pale legs screamed at the sensation of sunlight like vampires.

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The winter months remind me that it is crucial to find someone that you’re thermostatically compatible with.

Trending via X:

When I hear the word “horror”, the first thing I think of is bills, not Halloween.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

Bird flu? Yeah, they’re known to do that.

Going viral on Instagram:

Sunglasses: allowing you to stare at people without getting caught. It’s like Facebook in real life.

Just landed via Slack:

I concern myself with the opinions of sheep because they are cute.

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