59 Funny caffeine quotes

• Situation monitoring is not for the uncaffeinated.

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• Did you know? By replacing your coffee with green tea, you can lose up to 92% of what little joy you still have left in your life.

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• If consuming too much caffeine causes short-term memory loss, just imagine what consuming too much caffeine can do.

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• Caffeine isn’t cutting it anymore. I need to eat a gun.

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• Checking my iced coffee rewards points like it’s my 401k.

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• How many cups of coffee is OK to have every day? Is it eight? I’m pretty sure it’s eight.

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• I shall have another coffee, for I am sleeping standing.

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• “AI is coming for your job.” Yeah, I’d like to see AI drink 11 coffees, then have a panic attack.

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• I’m feeling very anxious. I think this 7th mug of coffee will take the edge off.

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• Caffeine: the adult version of fairy dust.

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