Funny quotes caffeine

36 Funny caffeine quotes

Coffee and more coffee is a perfect combo.

Funny Quotes Mar 9, 2025

Drinking coffee because throwing chairs at people is frowned upon.

Funny Quotes Feb 28, 2025

I’m only awake because my coffee needs me.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

Coffee just tastes better when you are the only one awake in the morning.

Funny Quotes Feb 9, 2025

According to the web, caffeine deficiency is a life threatening condition for people around you.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

My only addiction is coffee, which is just like crack but is legal and tastes good.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Coffee, because I don’t have time for a manslaughter charge.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

The sexual tension between me and a late afternoon coffee to get me through the workday.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Crazy that caffeine has no short or long-term negative side effects. Just a super drug from God.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Coffee ain’t gonna cut it today. I need the blood of my enemies.

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025

Coffee doesn’t solve all my problems. But it definitely stops me from constantly creating new ones.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Coffee ain’t cutting it anymore. I need to eat batteries.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Coffee should just be free for anybody over 30.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

You want to know how old you really feel? Stop drinking caffeine and popping Ibuprofen. Then, just wait.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Caffeine is not enough anymore, I need to chew on a power line.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Coffee doesn’t even make me feel energized, I just drink it for the love of the game.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Coffee: Because without it I would be a serious danger to society.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

I’m tired and drank a lot of coffee, so now I’m tired but faster.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Do you enjoy addiction, anxiety, and urinating? Then coffee may be the beverage for you.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

They should invent something in between coffee and narcotics.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

That was the last cup of coffee in my life. From tomorrow I’ll be drinking straight from the pot.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Gimme coffee or I’ll sleep amok!

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

This coffee isn’t working. Think I need holy water.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

My coffee and I used to be hot. Now, we’re just bitter.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Liberté. Egalité. Second Coffeé.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025