Funny can opener quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Sex is cool, but have you ever had a can opener that actually works?

  Commentary:
  "Sex is cool and all, but let's talk about the satisfaction of smoothly opening a can with a can opener that actually works Who needs romance when you have the perfect tool for your beans and tuna? #Priorities"

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