15 Funny cancel quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I see WWIII is about to kick off again. I’d best cancel the milk and get the cat in.

  Commentary:
  Looks like someone's priorities are clearly in order! 🥛🐱 Canceling milk delivery is serious business when WWIII is looming, but protecting the cat is non-negotiable. Gotta love a feline's survival instincts, they always know when it's time to hunker down! 😄🌏💥

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Unfortunately, I’m gonna have to cancel my appointment at a sperm bank. I will just call them and say I can’t come.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone's pulling out of their responsibilities at the sperm bank! 🙈 Talk about a 'missed opportunity'! 😂💦"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I am not someone you have to entertain if you invite me, because I will have canceled.

  Commentary:
  "Canceling plans like it's my part-time job! 💁‍♀️ Who needs Netflix when you've got me as the ultimate no-show entertainer? 🤣 #MasterOfCancellation"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I am not someone you have to host if you invite me, because I will have canceled.

  Commentary:
  "Don't worry about setting the table for me, I come pre-canceled! 🙅‍♂️🚫 Let's just cut to the chase and plan a rain check instead! ☔😄"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I had big plans to sleep in today, but my bladder canceled.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like your bladder is the ultimate party pooper! 🎉💤 Just when you thought you'd have a lazy morning, it decides to shake things up! 😆 Who needs alarm clocks when you have a bladder on a mission? 🚽💥"

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