Funny cancelling quotes

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Noise cancelling headphones but for when the noises are coming from inside your head.

  Commentary:
  "Introducing the revolutionary invention: Mind-canceling headphones! For those times when your thoughts are louder than the world around you. 🧠🔕 Just sit back, relax, and enjoy the sound of silence… inside your head! 💭🙉"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: ‘I have a ripe avocado at home’ is my favorite excuse for cancelling plans.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, sorry, can't make it tonight. Avocado emergency at home 🥑💁‍♂️ Who knew the power of a perfectly ripe fruit could rival social commitments? #AvocadoOverEverything"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Is it just me, or does anybody else get excited about cancelling plans?

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the thrill of the great cancelation! 🎉 Who needs a night out when you can have a night in your comfiest PJs instead? 😂 Canceling plans has never felt so liberating, am I right? 🙌 #AlwaysDownForSomeCancelationExcitement"

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