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6 months ago
Share →: You can put refrigerator magnets on your car, too. There are no rules.

Commentary:
"Who needs stickers when you can have fridge magnets flying all over your car? 🚗💨 Just when you thought driving couldn't get more quirky! 🤪✨ #RefrigeratorCar"
6 months ago
Share →: Don’t ever forget where you came from. That’s where you left your car.

Commentary:
"Remember your roots – that's where you parked your ride! 🚗😄 Don't wander too far, or you might end up taking the bus home. 🚌😂"
6 months ago
Share →: Money does not buy happiness, but it’s better to cry in a sports car than on a bicycle.

Commentary:
"Who needs therapy when you can have a sports car for a good cry session? 🚗💸😅 #PrioritiesInCheck"
6 months ago
Share →: Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a car.

Commentary:
"Remember folks, just like how hanging out in the produce section doesn't turn you into a vegetable 🍅, simply sitting in a pew doesn't automatically grant you 'holier than thou' status! 🙏😄 #TrueFaithGoesBeyondTheBuilding"
6 months ago
Share →: Are you ever in the mood to get hit by a car and spend like one month in the hospital?

Commentary:
I'm all for a good thrill, but I draw the line at becoming a human bumper sticker! 🚗💥🤕 Just imagine the hospital food and questionable fashion choices as you recover… But hey, at least you'll have a riveting story to tell at parties! 🏥😅 #LifeGoals
6 months ago
Share →: Yes, officer I saw the speed limit, I just didn’t see your car.

Commentary:
"Ah, the ol' 'I'm not ignoring the rules, I just didn't notice you, Officer' defense 🚓😅 It's all fun and games until you get caught… and end up with a ticket souven-WHEEEE! 🚗💨"
6 months ago
Share →: People always talk about how they love to sit in their cars for a while once they get home. Whenever I do that, my Uber driver yells at me.

Commentary:
"Seems like your Uber driver has a strict 'drop and go' policy! 🚗😂 Maybe they're just eager to pick up their next passenger or maybe they're just jealous of your cozy car vibes. Either way, looks like you'll have to find another spot for your post-drive relaxation sessions!"
6 months ago
Share →: Calm down, engine light, if I can run on broken parts, so can you.

Commentary:
"Hey there, engine light! Don't stress out, we're all a little broken inside. If this car can keep going with its quirks, so can you! 💪🔧 Keep twinkling, you little warning light, you're not the boss of us!"
6 months ago
Share →: Car naps hit different, especially when you are the one driving.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic paradox of a car nap – simultaneously rejuvenating and risky! 😴🚗 It's like a power nap with an element of danger thrown in for good measure. Just imagine waking up with a jolt and realizing you've been driving on autopilot… literally! Drive safe, nap safe, folks! 😅"
6 months ago
Share →: If you want to impress me with your car, it better be a food truck.

Commentary:
"Who needs horsepower when you can have lunch power? 🚚🍔 Trade in your sports car for a food truck and win hearts with every meal! 🏎️❌🌮 #StreetEats"