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Hate when I get halfway there and have to go back for my teeth.
Your secret is safe with me because I don’t care.
When I was little, I didn’t care what I wore. I just went along with what my parents chose. When I look in old photo albums, l realize that they didn’t care either.
Don’t listen to any thoughts about yourself if your hair isn’t washed. It’s just not true.
I want someone to care for me as much as Netflix cares if someone has logged into my account from another device.

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3 months ago
Share →: My bed wasn’t feeling well this morning, so I had to stay home to take care of it.

Commentary:
Looks like the bed had a case of Monday blues! 😂🛏️ It's important to give it some TLC too! Hope it feels better soon! 🤞☕ #BedRestIsRequired
3 months ago
Share →: I fondly remember my days as a younger man when I didn’t care what the weather was going to do.

Commentary:
Ah, the good old days when rain or shine, your biggest worry was whether your ice cream would melt before you finished it! 🍦🌧️ Embracing that carefree spirit is truly a timeless treasure, much like finding a forgotten $20 bill in your pocket. 💸😄 #WeatherWoes #GoodOldDays
3 months ago
Share →: Letting her be the passenger princess cause I care about my safety.

Commentary:
"Guess who's not getting behind the wheel on this adventure? 🚗👸 Safety first, folks! Let the passenger princess reign supreme! 👑😄"
3 months ago
Share →: I pretend I don’t care about stuff, but that’s only because I have no idea what’s going on around me at any given time.

Commentary:
"Who needs to care about stuff when you're blissfully unaware of everything happening around you? 🤷‍♂️ Living in a perpetual state of cluelessness – the ultimate zen mode! 🧘‍♀️ #IgnoranceIsBliss"
3 months ago
Share →: She left me because of my poor English. But I doesn’t care.

Commentary:
Looks like English wasn't the only thing lost in translation here! 😅 Who needs grammar when you've got charisma, right? Keep 'em guessing with that unique charm! 😉 #LostInTranslation
3 months ago
Share →: Have you ever wanted to grab somebody by the shoulders, give them a good shake and whisper “Nobody cares!”

Commentary:
Oh, the temptation to give someone a gentle reality check in the form of a shoulder shake and a whispered "Nobody cares!" 😂 Sometimes a dose of honesty can be quite liberating! Just remember to shake gently, we don't want any accidental bobbleheads! 😉
3 months ago
Share →: I just want everyone to know that somebody cares. Not me, but somebody does.

Commentary:
"Remember, there's always someone out there who cares… Just not me, I'm busy eating snacks and watching cat videos 🍿🐱 #Priorities"
4 months ago
Share →: Establish dominance by asking your dentist if he’s flossing everyday.

Commentary:
😂💪 "When you make your dentist question their own flossing habits, that's when you truly establish dominance in the oral hygiene realm! 😁🦷 #DentalBoss"
4 months ago
Share →: I don’t care what other people think of me, at least mosquitoes find me attractive.

Commentary:
"Well, if you're going to focus on the positive, at least you've got some die-hard fans in the mosquito community! Who needs human approval when you've got those buzzing admirers, right?"
4 months ago
Share →: If you listen closely, you can hear me not caring.

Commentary:
Ah, the sweet sound of indifference – a symphony of apathy playing in the background of life's drama. Turn up the volume, my friend, for the world is your stage and you are the lead in the hit production of "I Couldn't Care Less: The Musical."