121 Funny change quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If I were in charge of Nike, I’d change the slogan to “Just Say You Did It. Nobody Ever Checks.”

  Commentary:
  "If Nike ever adopts this new slogan, sales would skyrocket as people proudly flaunt their imaginary athletic achievements. 🏃‍♂️💨 Just remember, it only counts if you post about it on social media! #JustSayYouDidIt"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Can hardly wait until my winter fat turns into spring rolls.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs New Year's resolutions when you have spring rolls to look forward to? 🍣 Time to chase away the winter blues with some delicious rolls! 💪😋"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Not enough rap songs about stores suddenly changing their layout.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine dropping some sick beats about searching for the milk aisle only to find it relocated to the frozen foods section. 🛒🎤 #RapGameChaos"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Shuffling into the kitchen in a robe Sunday morning to change the clock on the microwave is the lamest form of time travel ever.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew time travel could be so mundane? 🕰️🧳 I guess superhero capes are optional when adjusting the microwave clock on a lazy Sunday morning! ⏰😆 #LamestTimeTravelEver"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Quitting my job to pursue my true passion: not working.

  Commentary:
  "Finally free from the shackles of responsibility, I'm embarking on a new journey of profound laziness and unapologetic relaxation! 🛋️💤 Who knew my true passion was just lounging around all day? Here's to a future full of naps and Netflix binges! 🎉😆 #LivingTheDream"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Everyone talks about climate change, but no one has the courage to sacrifice a virgin to appease the gods.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the age-old wisdom of sacrificing virgins to solve all our problems – can't believe we just stopped doing that! 🙄 Maybe if we start again, even the weather gods will be satisfied? 😂🌦️ #SacrificesForSunshine"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: As president, I will allow people to use the same password as before when changing their password.

  Commentary:
  🤣 What a refreshing approach! Talk about making password changes a breeze – who needs complexity and security when you can stick with the classics, right? 🤷‍♂️ It’s like telling potential hackers, “Hey, here’s the door, just make sure to knock next time you come snooping around!” 🚪🔓 Well, with this policy in place, at least we can all save some brainpower for more pressing matters… like debating which snack to

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Grant me the supernatural ability to change the things I cannot accept.

  Commentary:
  "Grant me the supernatural ability to change the things I cannot accept… like waking up early on Mondays or turning vegetables into chocolate 🍫✨ Now that's a superpower worth wishing for!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Bragging about how I’ve “really turned my life around recently” without mentioning in which direction.

  Commentary:
  "Trying to convince everyone that I've completely transformed my life like a 🌟, but they have no idea if I'm now headed towards the North Pole or just a never-ending loop of Netflix binges 🤷‍♂️ #TransformationConfusion"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The real reason for global warming is that today’s young people are nowhere near as cool as we were back then.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, so that's where all the heat is coming from! 🔥 Who knew Mother Nature was just trying to warm up Gen Z's coolness factor? 😎 Time for the younger generation to bring the heat and cool down the planet! 🌍❄️ #GlobalWarming #CoolKids"

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