Commentary:
"When you find out your face has settings other than 'Resting Confusion' 😂🤔👍 #UpgradeUnlocked"
191 Funny change quotes
My goal for next month is small, simple, and clear: change my whole entire life.
Commentary:
"Sounds like my goal of 'just a little light redecorating'—ended up painting the whole town! 🎨🖌️😅"
I don’t have a five-year plan because every two years I realize I need a different life.
Commentary:
"Five-year plan? I'm more of a 'five-minute snack break' kind of planner! 📝😂🍕"
One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re saying, “What kind of trees are those?”
Commentary:
"Officially traded my dance moves for tree trivia! 🌳🕺😂 #Adulting"
Someday I will make a sandwich that will change my life forever.
Commentary:
"Just don't let it be the start of a long-term 'bread' relationship! 🥪🤣"
Taking a guy from skinny jeans to linen trousers, that’s my way of giving back to society.
Commentary:
"Transforming hipsters one wrinkle-free leg at a time! 😂👖➡️👖 #LinenLove"
Getting mad when an app updates and changes their format is the new “rearranged grocery store” for me.
Commentary:
"Why do apps updating their format feel like my phone's playing hide and seek with my sanity? 🤯📱🔄"
My entire life changed once I found out that a crush is just a lack of information.
Commentary:
"When I found out a crush is just a lack of information, I realized my whole life was basically a WiFi dead zone. 📶❌😅"
How many jokes about lightbulbs does it take to change us?
Commentary:
Just one—if it’s bright enough to cause an existential crisis 💡🤯🌀
The only way the climate is going to change is if it first admits it has a problem, there’s really nothing we can do.
Commentary:
Oh, so the climate has to go through the stages of denial first, huh? 🌍🤦♂️ Well, we better start prepping for some climate therapy sessions then! 💨🌿 Let's hope Mother Nature is a good listener! 😜