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Funny charged quotes

My phone went from fully charged to 10% while I was sleeping, so I guess it leads a more exciting nightlife than I do.

My phone went from fully charged to 10% while I was sleeping, so I guess it leads a more exciting nightlife than I do.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
God: "Free will was a bad idea. I should have charged for it."

God: “Free will was a bad idea. I should have charged for it.”

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
Dating apps never work for me because I need at least two years of friendship charged with weird sexual tension to even consider falling in love.

Dating apps never work for me because I need at least two years of friendship charged with weird sexual tension to even consider falling in love.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025
Why do my fully charged AirPods deplete at different rates? Do I listen harder out of one ear?

Why do my fully charged AirPods deplete at different rates? Do I listen harder out of one ear?

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025