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Someone from 🇮🇳 has shared:

I don’t think people are actually getting any dumber. I think stupid people have just become way more confident.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has downloaded:

We live in a time where intelligent people are being silenced, so that stupid people won’t be offended.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has bookmarked:

My bank account and I are no longer on speaking terms.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has viewed:

I would prefer not to.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has downloaded:

Life hack: you don’t need salt if you just cry into your dinner.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has downloaded:

Ground beef implies the existence of sky beef.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has viewed:

A frightening number of young people alive today don’t know about Knight Rider.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has downloaded:

Roman soldiers are all like “I’m going to fight you in this short yet tasteful leather skirt.”

Someone from 🇮🇸 has copied:

The day I start waking up early it’s over for you all.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has shared:

Oh, sorry, I can’t right now. I’m imagining some things and worrying about them.

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Seen just now on X:

Once again I feel like I slept in a washing machine.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

If you don’t have at least one white friend named “Matt”, then you are Matt.

Spotted on Threads:

I think we should all try to spend more time online. It seems to be helping society.

Trending via Reddit:

I’m too tired to shower. Anyone want to wash my back?

Trending via WhatsApp:

Just found out it don’t matter how early I go to bed, I just don’t wanna go to work.

Just landed via Snapchat:

My brain is on airplane mode today.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Just realized doors really are floating in the air 24/7. I don’t like that.

Making waves on YouTube:

Tuesday is no better than Monday.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

Nicole Kidman being in a film called Babygirl is actually perfect cause it’s like another version of her last name.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

The sexual tension between me and the person I’m not supposed to have any sexual tension with.

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84 shares on Slack this month:

What idiot called it Catfishing your Tinder Contacts and not Playing With Matches?

38 shares on TikTok this month:

I don’t know how to knit, so I made you a tinfoil hat.

53 shares on WeChat this month:

These days, you gotta have a job for the bills and another job for yourself.

40 shares on Threads this month:

I called the cops on my own party once because I was ready to go to bed.

19 shares on LinkedIn this month:

We were never supposed to have this much access to stupid people’s thoughts, beliefs, and opinions.

48 shares on YouTube this month:

While a leaf blower is a close second, my preferred cleaner is a flamethrower.

47 shares on Facebook this month:

Reading is a gateway drug to being less stupid.

79 shares on Facebook this month:

I’ll call it a smartphone when I yell “Where’s my phone?” and it yells back “Down here in the couch cushions!”

19 shares on YouTube this month:

I don’t know why everyone wants love like in the movies. A movie is only 2 hours.

22 shares on TikTok this month:

Some days you’re the bat, some days you’re the ball.

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Plot twist: weed is addicted to me.

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Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I wanted to skirt the issue.

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I don’t drink and drive, but some people drive me to drink.

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The Bible is 100% accurate. Especially when thrown at close range.

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I am absolutely unstoppable, unless it’s a bit rainy.

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I have a huge to-do list, I just have to figure out who’s gonna do it.

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Researchers have discovered that birthdays are healthy. People who have more grow older.

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When the grocery store moves the aisles around, you should be able to call the cops.

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Stop blaming everyone for all of your problems. Pick the one person you really hate and blame them for everything.

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The world would be a better place if mosquitoes sucked fat instead of blood.

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Someone from 🇺🇬 has downloaded:

Every morning I wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has downloaded:

My southern family thinks my daily routine in NYC is that I wake up, try really hard not to get stabbed by a knife, and then I go see a musical.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has shared:

Had the bed all to myself last night, so you know what that means… I slept in a slightly different spot, and now my neck feels weird.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has downloaded:

Why is being alive so expensive? I’m not even having a good time.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has downloaded:

I used to question authority, but now I question everything.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has downloaded:

Really miss the drama of being able to angrily shut a flip phone.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has shared:

Have you ever apologized to your car after you hit a pothole?

Someone from 🇵🇦 has bookmarked:

The best thing about dogs is you can act like something really good just happened, and they’ll instantly start celebrating too. They have no idea what the context is; they’re just always ready to party, no matter what.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has bookmarked:

That friend who asks too many personal questions? He’s not concerned. He’s collecting.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has copied:

My son just turned an everything bagel into an everywhere bagel.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Pinterest:

Today, I changed a light bulb and walked into a bar. My life is a joke.

Live now on Messenger:

I need to be more disciplined and stop procrastinating, starting tomorrow.

Freshly posted on Slack:

This gingerbread house isn’t even close to fire safety codes.

Live now on Twitch:

What was the name of the boat in Titanic?

Going viral on Discord:

“Autophagy” would be a beautiful name for a girl.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

My dental hygienist is probably thinking, I bet i could braid this guys nose hair.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

I’ve deleted enough tweets to know that I should never get a tattoo.

Trending via TikTok:

Seaweed is great for when you want to eat pure salt but wish it had the texture of slime.

Just shared via YouTube:

Starting your day with an early morning run is a great way to make sure your day can’t get any worse than it started.

Breaking via TikTok:

I used to judge cat owners for giving in to their pets’ whims too easily, but holy shit, these animals are relentless and would starve themselves to organ failure just because one time, weeks ago, they had a taste of some ‘better’ food.

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