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Someone from 🇹🇲 has copied:

If you’re the type of person who likes to be left alone, I’m with you. Better yet, I’m not with you.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has viewed:

Establish dominance over your children by whining louder.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has bookmarked:

Don’t talk to me unless you are a ham sandwich.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has copied:

Me: I’m an introvert. Vodka: No, you’re not.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has downloaded:

Life hack: If you never leave the house you don’t have to worry about running into someone you don’t want to talk to.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has downloaded:

Never feel bad when people roll their eyes while you talk to them. They’re just looking for their brain.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has shared:

If people love cheese so much, why are they mad when someone smells like cheese.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has viewed:

Please remember, I am an inspiration for birth control.

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November should have one more day. Just because to me November 31st sounds real. And also I don’t want to pay rent tomorrow.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has copied:

Sorry I’m late, my song came on at the grocery store.

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Spreading quickly via X:

Why does the phone ring longer when you’re ignoring the call?

Just landed via TikTok:

Be the horrifying lore of your family’s lineage.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

I went downstairs to get my charger. I came back up with a bowl of ice cream and no charger.

Trending via Facebook:

Hello! I’m Britain’s greatest spy and my catchphrase is: I tell you my real surname, then my real forename, then my real surname again, in case you missed it.

Just shared via Slack:

Cannabis has many benefits. For example, it makes you retarded. But in addition, it also makes you lazy. No worries though, it also makes you fat and insane.

Just shared via Snapchat:

I’ll be like “it is what it is” and almost vomit from anxiety.

Spotted on Reddit:

Normalize ending a hang-out abruptly by saying ‘I wanna go home now’ and then going home.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Being gracefully insane is the secret to a happy life.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

Introverts be like “I know a place”, then go home.

Just shared via Facebook:

Babymaking music but it’s the Benny Hill theme song.

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Share →: My phone went from fully charged to 10% while I was sleeping, so I guess it leads a more exciting nightlife than I do.

Commentary:
Looks like your phone is hitting up all the hot spots while you're catching Zs! 🕺📱 Who knew charging cables were actually just party invitations? Time to join the fun or get a backup battery to keep up with your phone's wild nightlife adventures! 🔋🎉
6 months ago
Share →: God: “Free will was a bad idea. I should have charged for it.”

Commentary:
"Well, hindsight is 20/20, even for the Almighty! 💸 Maybe next time, God will offer a 'Free Will Premium Package' with extra perks and maybe a discount code for good deeds. 😂 #DivinePricingStrategy"
6 months ago
Share →: Dating apps never work for me because I need at least two years of friendship charged with weird sexual tension to even consider falling in love.

Commentary:
"Looks like this person is on the slow-burn romance program! 🐢😂 Who needs dating apps when you've got a two-year long odyssey of awkward glances and accidental touches to look forward to? 🙈💘 #TakingItSlowAndSteady"
6 months ago
Share →: Why do my fully charged AirPods deplete at different rates? Do I listen harder out of one ear?

Commentary:
Haha, maybe one of your ears is just more of an audiophile than the other! 🎧🔋 Or perhaps one AirPod is secretly plotting to dominate your music playlist and silently drains its battery faster to assert its dominance! 🤔😂 Keep an eye on those mischievous pods! 🎵🎶

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Someone from 🇰🇬 has copied:

Just bought 4 pounds of cherries like I’m in some math problem.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has shared:

Just caught a moth and sent it back outside. Feeling like Mr. Miyagi.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has shared:

If only my bank balance was as high as my daily calorie intake.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has downloaded:

Instead of making a sound, car alarms that go off at night should blast your name so everyone knows it’s your car.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has shared:

The most important meal of the day is the next one.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has viewed:

Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer the term selective participation.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has shared:

Do married people watch Gen Z dating and feel like they caught the last chopper out of Nam?

Someone from 🇧🇼 has copied:

There will never be a perfect time. Make that mistake now.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has downloaded:

Real introverts are too introverted to tell people they’re introverts.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has bookmarked:

Hugging helps break the tension with strangers in elevators.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Snapchat:

Don’t judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

One day there will be condoms with Bluetooth that tell you whether you’re good in bed, how many calories you’ve burned and when the next train leaves.

Just landed via Messenger:

I talk to myself mostly because I am an excellent listener.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

If only my teeth were as white as my legs.

Trending via Messenger:

What bootlickers fail to understand is that the boot eventually comes for them too.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

Halloween is a big day for dogs who love to absolutely lose their shit when the doorbell rings.

Making waves on Messenger:

Just once I’d like to hear a doctor say, “Your guess is as good as mine.”

Going viral on LinkedIn:

I will never understand why our washing machines feel the need to lie about how much time is left. If you need more time, just let me know, that’s fine.

Going viral on Reddit:

Ho, ho, holy shit is Christmas stressful.

Spotted on Discord:

I wonder if babies know that we are more terrified of them than they are of us.

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