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Washing machine minutes are not the same as regular minutes.

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Like shark attacks on humans, it’s actually extremely rare. The majority of antique, porcelain headed dolls aren’t interested in murdering people.

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“You’re an athlete,” I whisper to myself, as I begin my third attempt to get out of the couch.

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Sleeping nakey nakey nakey just in case Santa wants a different type of cookie tonight.

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How long do you actually have to wear a muscle shirt until you get muscles?

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It’s freaking me out to think of how bad I’d look at the Met Gala.

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I have a date and nothing to wear. Or as Nietzsche said: If you stare into a closet long enough, the closet stares back at you.

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These aliens are taking forever.

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Could you even imagine the crime rate if no one drank coffee or ate bacon.

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As everyone was arguing about politics, no one saw me leave with the cake.

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Another day on this hamster wheel to nowhere.

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Find someone who cares about you as much as Gmail cares about new devices signing into your account.

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Nosferatu implies the existence of a Yesferatu.

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You can make friends in a doctor’s waiting room as long as you have something broken and not something coughing.

Seen just now on Facebook:

That little pocket on jeans is the perfect size for the money I have left over after I pay all my bills.

Live now on X:

December. The month at work where everything is January’s problem.

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Can’t. Too busy saving daylight.

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“Yeah no” is my favorite combo.

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l identify as a Christmas tree. Lit on the outside, dead on the inside.

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Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels.

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Funny charity quotes bring laughter to giving, proving that generosity doesn’t have to be serious all the time! 😄🎉 They add a playful twist to kindness, making philanthropy feel lighthearted and fun. Whether you’re fundraising or simply spreading good vibes, these witty gems remind us that helping others can come with a smile and a chuckle. Ready to brighten your day while supporting great causes? Let’s dive into the humor of giving! 🤗💖

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Millionaires and multi-billion dollar companies be like, “We’re doing our part by asking the poor to donate to the poor.”

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There is always enough for the needy, there is never enough for the greedy.

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It takes guts to be an organ donor.

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Everyone is always talking about raising money for dogs without homes, but what about the ones who don’t have cars?

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The man who invented autocorrect has died. Restaurant in peace.

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There is always enough for the needy, there is never enough for the greedy.

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A real smart TV would increase the volume when you started eating chips.

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I’m not always annoying, sometimes I sleep too.

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I applied for a job and got it, and now I really have to go there. Crap!

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Dear people, who drive without music playing, what do you do with your brain?

20 shares on Twitch this month:

I really don’t care what happens to me romantically anymore.

48 shares on Messenger this month:

My future wife is probably fake laughing at her boyfriend’s lame jokes right now. Be patient, Queen, a true clown is on the way.

52 shares on Discord this month:

You just can’t live a full life on an empty stomach.

27 shares on Slack this month:

If you don’t fall in love with me, I’ll write poetry about you and then you’ll regret it.

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The Midwest urge to have a drink on a patio as soon as it’s nice out.

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They call it a coffin because they’re finally coughing up that inheritance.

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What are some beginner pieces of information for somebody just getting into knowledge?

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Thinking of you while I’m chopping onions.

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One week without chocolate. I can no longer hear anything in my left eye.

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Sometimes there is no way to debug besides staring at the code until you become enlightened.

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Flirting back when you’re bored can really get you into some unwanted situations.

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Are you stupid, sand? You could just lay here forever on this beautiful beach, but no, you have to try with all you’ve got, to get into my shoes.

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People that never want to leave the house unite! Separately at our own homes.

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The smarter you are, the more important it is for you to figure out how to think less.

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I’ve cooked for men I should have poisoned, so yeah, I do have self-control.

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I’m at an age now where I start sentences with “I’m at an age now.”

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I’m not deleting my Twitter, I was here before Elon.

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Caught my husband staring at me again. He’s probably weighing his pros and cons.

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Sometimes I worry that avoiding all human interaction isn’t a real hobby.

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I’m glad laughter is the best medicine because my insurance sucks.

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Everyone talks about climate change, but no one has the courage to sacrifice a virgin to appease the gods.

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A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don’t have a top for it.

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As a Dad, you always want your kids to be prepared for real life, that’s why trolling them is so vital.

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Pleasing everyone, that’s impossible. Making everyone angry, piece of cake!

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Trending via Pinterest:

The best thing about work is the coffee machine and the drive home.

Just shared via TikTok:

Interpretive dance is the best way to answer stupid questions.

Making waves on Reddit:

You had me at “We’ll make it look like an accident.”

Seen just now on Facebook:

Restaurants: put your phone down, live in the moment. Also, scan our QR code and browse our menu.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Nothing is funnier than seeing how angry someone gets when they realize they can’t manipulate you.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

This is no glow. This is the rage that boils inside me.

Seen just now on Threads:

Hello taxi, off to Friday please. Money doesn’t matter!

Broadcasted on TikTok:

“No idea” doesn’t mean I don’t know the answer. I just don’t want to have a conversation.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Sleeping in in winter is really great, you still have about an hour of daylight left before it gets dark again.

Live now on Discord:

Naked and Afraid because there’s a spider in the shower with me.

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