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Someone from 🇨🇲 has copied:

After Michael Jordan joined a religious order, he was known as Air Friar.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has downloaded:

That awkward moment you can’t understand what somebody is saying after they have repeated it about five times.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has copied:

I hope I don’t die of something stupid like old age, I want a piano to fall on my head.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has downloaded:

You better pray to whatever god you serve that this email finds you before I do.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has copied:

Whoever coined, “No good deed goes unpunished”, must have fed some seagulls.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has downloaded:

Drinking at home is convenient, sure, but it’s nothing like the experience of leaving the pub feeling fifty bucks lighter.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has downloaded:

Everyone has these three colleagues: The one who is always cold. The one who is always hungry. The one who is always tired. I am everything in one.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has downloaded:

Hobbies include being misunderstood.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has viewed:

Be useless, so nobody can use you.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has shared:

Accidentally punched myself in the face as I was getting dressed this morning, and I have to say, I deserved it.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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55 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,324

Funny Quotes Topics

17,443

Funny Quotes Images

15,324

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

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Spotted on Slack:

We don’t get a song of the summer this year because we were bad.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

I bet the kids in Mrs. Doubtfire were surprised when found out their nanny was famous actor Robin Williams the whole time.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

I have read that there are imaginary pregnancies. The belly gets bigger and bigger, but there is no baby inside. Finally a diagnosis.

Trending via Reddit:

No more bare minimum, I want the moon and the stars. Maybe even a planet at this point.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Only after moving in together do you realize your girlfriend’s little quirks. Mine, for example, stores vegetables in the beer compartment.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Bedtime procrastination isn’t a sleep issue. It’s a control issue. It’s about refusing to give up the last part of the day that feels like yours.

Going viral on Twitch:

If I worked for UPS, there would be a 100% chance I’m falling out that open door when I turn a corner too fast.

Just shared via Slack:

The best way to reach me is with intelligence and humor.

Just shared via Twitch:

Being an adult is mumbling ‘this is stupid’ as you reluctantly slide out of bed.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Mashed potatoes are just German guacamole.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

61 shares on WeChat this month:

Having a dirty mind and an innocent face is truly a blessing.

31 shares on Twitch this month:

Sunday night: Super Bowl party! Monday morning: Toilet Bowl party!

89 shares on Telegram this month:

Facial recognition technology, but for me when I’m talking to people I’ve apparently met before.

54 shares on Threads this month:

My hobbies include sleeping and feeling like I’ve never slept.

56 shares on TikTok this month:

Moment of silence for those who received mugs that aren’t microwave- and dishwasher-safe.

56 shares on WeChat this month:

When you’re feeling down, just turn up the music a little louder.

63 shares on YouTube this month:

Ever since I began sharing dad jokes, my followers have doubled in sighs.

28 shares on TikTok this month:

Ever look at someone and think you could spend the rest of your life saying “What?” to this person?

94 shares on Pinterest this month:

I hate when the lotion bottle pump squirts the hardened remains of its mucus plug into the palm of your hand.

56 shares on Threads this month:

If alcohol damages your short-term memory, imagine what alcohol can do.

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Hot Jokes 💥

6 folks are currently checking 👀

Crazy how every smart person recommends going for walks.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.

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I don’t really do one-night stands, but I will do, like, 3-8 months of a semi-toxic, undefined relationship that wastes my time and ruins my life.

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November doesn’t have afternoons. It’s just morning until 2 p.m., then night.

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Adulthood these days is just bills and running out of memory on devices.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

Is it cool if I come into your life and just never leave, like a stray cat?

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Things can feel really overwhelming. Sometimes days or even weeks can get really hectic. Don’t forget that life is all about getting as much phone time as possible. Never lose sight of that.

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Interviewer: Why do you want to work in customer service? Me: Well, I’m really good at apologizing for things that aren’t my fault.

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Nothing makes me more stabby than when my husband ignores me and starts talking to the dog.

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There are two types of people in politics. Avoid them.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

55 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,324

Funny Quotes Topics

17,443

Funny Quotes Images

15,324

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,702

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇹🇻 has downloaded:

Ironic that the two ơ’s in “cooperate” insist on having their own separate sounds.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has shared:

If you sweat while you eat, it should count as a workout.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has copied:

I can’t finish cleaning up my room because I get distracted by all of the cool stuff I find.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has copied:

Santa keeps a pair of mounted antlers over his fireplace to keep the reindeer from unionizing.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has shared:

It’s time I admit something: Sometimes, when I say good night, I don’t actually go to bed right away.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has downloaded:

Sobriety: because my standards got tired of lowering themselves.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has bookmarked:

TikTok? I still call it a watch.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has downloaded:

Dear Apple, at no point will I ever text someone “he’ll yeah” ..

Someone from 🇧🇫 has bookmarked:

My plant is drunk, it’s growing in the wrong direction.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has copied:

Opening up to people is a scam. Don’t do it.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Messenger:

I’m actually not funny. I’m just really mean and people think I’m joking.

Making waves on TikTok:

“I’m not ordering fries, I’ll just eat some of yours!” -Former friends of mine

Shared recently on X:

This meeting could have been a cave painting.

Just landed via Instagram:

I don’t have bad handwriting, I’m just using my own font.

Spotted on Reddit:

You know you’ve mastered marriage when you shout to your husband, “Take the thing off the thing,” and he immediately knows what to do.

Trending via Snapchat:

Heavy on the ‘mhm,’ cause people just be talking.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Whoever has my voodoo doll, please make it study.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Beware. There are people in the grocery store that you know who want to chat with you. Stay vigilant.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

If you order a pizza with veggies on it, you can tell people you had a salad.

Shared recently on Twitch:

No one told me adulthood would require this much multi-factor authentication.

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