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Someone from 🇱🇹 has copied:

Mindfulness is out. We’re doing drugs again.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has shared:

Making a grown man kiss his camera on Facetime.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has bookmarked:

Sometimes I just say “no idea” because I’m too lazy to think.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has downloaded:

There should be a zoo that has people from every country in it.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has shared:

Birthday sex is having sex to celebrate your parents having sex.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has copied:

You had me at “We’ll make it look like an accident.”

Someone from 🇦🇪 has shared:

If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

Someone from 🇫🇷 has copied:

Not to brag, but I can trip over things that aren’t even there!

Someone from 🇳🇴 has bookmarked:

I need someone to look at me the way I look at memes.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has bookmarked:

I like my women like I like my glasses: thick, transparent, and uneven.

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Food is like sex: When you abstain, even the worst stuff begins to look good.

Broadcasted on X:

Remember when we used to jump out of the swings? Those knees were fresh, fresh out the box.

Spotted on Messenger:

I have a photographic memory, but I’ve run out of film.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

If you see me out in public but we haven’t talked since high school, let’s keep it that way.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

“Why does my back always hurt?”, I say, while never sitting upright in a chair.

Breaking via Messenger:

Get a puppy if you are in the market for a best friend who gets you up early so she can bite you excitedly.

Live now on Pinterest:

Bluesky honestly feels like a miracle where you take the most annoying people in the world and stick them in a broken elevator together.

Just shared via Facebook:

Why would I go to my high school reunion? I didn’t want to be there the first time.

Spotted on Telegram:

The amount I’m sighing these days could fuel a small wind farm.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Many people mistakenly believe that diamond is the hardest substance on earth, but in reality it is my husband’s stubborn head.

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Share →: There is always enough for the needy, there is never enough for the greedy.

Commentary:
"Greedy people are like black holes—no matter how much you throw in, it's never enough! 🌌😂 #GreedyGalaxies"
2 months ago
Share →: It takes guts to be an organ donor.

Commentary:
"Who knew a career in donations could be so… *dissection*ary? 🩺😂 #OrganDonorGoals"
6 months ago
Share →: Everyone is always talking about raising money for dogs without homes, but what about the ones who don’t have cars?

Commentary:
"Seriously, let's not overlook the dogs who are stuck waiting for a ride! 🚗🐶 Who needs a forever home when you can have a convertible instead? #DogsNeedCarsToo 🐾"

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Someone from 🇿🇼 has downloaded:

If I were God, I’d tell everyone that I created the animals and that I don’t know what happened after that.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has downloaded:

An adult is a person who makes noise when they stand up.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has bookmarked:

Why would I date a nonchalant man? I like my men how I like my thong.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has downloaded:

A Monday every week is excessive.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has shared:

My retirement plan is recording a hit Christmas song. I just need to learn how to sing and write music.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has shared:

What do people do with all the extra time they save by writing ‘k’ instead of ‘ok’?

Someone from 🇧🇪 has shared:

Imagine the carnage at an IKEA team building event.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has copied:

I don’t need alcohol to make bad decisions.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has copied:

I drive regularly so that my brain doesn’t forget swear words.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has bookmarked:

Nobody gets angrier than a man being accused of something he actually did.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Nothing good happens on the credit card after midnight.

Spotted on Instagram:

Blocking someone isn’t enough; I need their PornHub videos to always buffer, just as they’re about to climax.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

Going ballistic. Anyone need anything?

Making waves on Messenger:

I treat people the way I want to be treated by not leaving the house.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

Hey girl, do you like my signals? I mixed them myself.

Broadcasted on Discord:

I love talkative cats. Like, yeah, bro. Meow, meow! You’re so right.

Freshly posted on X:

My stress stresses me out to the point where I’m too stressed to deal with my stress.

Spreading quickly via X:

I probably think this song is about me.

Going viral on Discord:

What idiot called it Catfishing your Tinder Contacts and not Playing With Matches?

Just landed via Messenger:

Tryna choke on gummy bears so my tombstone can read ‘killed by a bear’

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