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Someone from 🇸🇨 has shared:

Life is a highway and I’m afraid to merge.

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Are people born with photographic memories or do they take time to develop?

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I hate when an old man tries to friend me on Facebook and then I realize we went to high school together.

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No, thanks—social drama. Puberty sucked enough the first time around.

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It’s so hot, I just saw a squirrel fanning its nuts.

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Everyone is gangster until they’re asked to reveal a “fun fact” about themself as part of a work event icebreaker.

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Apparently “ew no” is not an acceptable way to tell my boss I don’t want more responsibility at work.

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I can’t be the only person who thinks the presidential debate should be performed as a rap battle.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has copied:

My son put his dish in the sink so I rushed him to urgent care.

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Roses are red. I’m going to bed.

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Shared recently on Twitch:

Hit the vape till it tastes like technology.

Shared recently on Instagram:

This meeting could have been an oil painting.

Just landed via TikTok:

There are two types of people at work: Those who work and those who have become pros at looking busy.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

A dating app for people who are way too into cookies, called Crumble.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Mashed potatoes are just German guacamole.

Shared recently on YouTube:

College is not even mentioned once in the Bible. Somebody get me outta here.

Just landed via Messenger:

“You don’t look 40.” How am I supposed to look?

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Now that the nights are getting cooler again, spiders often hide in your bed in search of warmth. Sleep well!

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

All of my problems boil down to me being bad at being alive.

Going viral on Discord:

I just saw someone on TikTok say that the reason the world didn’t end in 2012 is because Psy turned the Honmoon gold with Gangnam Style.

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Funny cheeseburger quotes

Funny cheeseburger quotes add a delightful twist to everyone’s favorite juicy treat. 🍔😂 From playful jabs at cheeseburger cravings to witty observations about this iconic meal, these quotes celebrate the joy and humor of enjoying a cheeseburger. Savor a laugh and indulge in the fun side of this delicious comfort food! 🍔😂

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1 week ago
Share →: Find someone who looks at you the way I look at a cheeseburger.

Commentary:
When your soulmate is a cheeseburger and you're okay with that 🍔😍💘
2 weeks ago
Share →: Parenting just means you have to pretend you like to eat fruits and vegetables in front of your kids, knowing you’d rather eat a cheeseburger instead.

Commentary:
"Ah yes, the classic 'broccoli deception'—Oscar-worthy performances every meal! 🍔🥦😂"
2 months ago
Share →: Cheeseburgers should be free for anyone that’s in a bad mood.

Commentary:
"When life gets cheesy, grab a freebie! 🍔😄 #MoodBooster"
5 months ago
Share →: I need an emergency cheeseburger.

Commentary:
"Who knew cheeseburgers had a 911 hotline?! 🍔🚨 Quick, someone call the burger police! This is a code 'hangry' situation in progress! 😂"
6 months ago
Share →: I bet once Bigfoot tries cheeseburgers, he’s gonna wanna hangout with us all the time.

Commentary:
Bigfoot must be thinking, "Hmm, cheeseburgers – the ultimate key to friendship with humans! 🍔👣 Who knew my love for food would bring us together? Perhaps we can start a 'Bigfoot Burger Club' now!" 😄🌳 #Bigfoot #CheeseburgerLover
6 months ago
Share →: If you’ve never had a cheeseburger change your mood, you’ve never had a cheeseburger.

Commentary:
"Cheeseburgers: the ultimate mood swing ninjas 🍔🤪 One bite and you'll be experiencing a whole new level of happiness – it's like a delicious flavor rollercoaster for your taste buds! 🎢 #CheeseburgerMagic"
6 months ago
Share →: I may not understand women, but cheeseburgers have never sent me mixed signals, and for that they’ll always have my heart.

Commentary:
"Who needs love when you've got cheeseburgers? 🍔❤️ At least they always come through with their deliciousness! No mixed signals, just pure beefy goodness. Cheeseburgers, the real MVPs of relationships! 😄👌"

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Someone from 🇧🇳 has viewed:

Death doesn’t scare me, but a group of dogs fighting while I’m walking alone on the street does.

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I’m now at the age where happy hour is a nap.

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I know I’m mad when I start talking to myself about it.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has bookmarked:

“I’m just playing devil’s advocate here.” Ok, why are you helping the devil?

Someone from 🇭🇺 has copied:

Heelys don’t have brakes because my swag rides forever.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has downloaded:

Do you think the washing machine and the dryer are actual friends or just work friends?

Someone from 🇫🇷 has viewed:

Find someone who looks at you the way I look at a cheeseburger.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has downloaded:

Forget Botox. If you really want to look younger, get braces.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has shared:

I’d like to have a word with the groundhog before he starts working this year.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has viewed:

I’ve jogged with my jogging pants about as often as I’ve rolled through the kitchen with kitchen roll.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Snapchat:

My couch better stop looking at me like that, it knows exactly what it’s doing.

Just landed via Facebook:

As a proud husband and father in my 40s, my New Year’s resolution is to sneeze even louder this year.

Making waves on WeChat:

I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.

Going viral on WeChat:

I’m not religious but I know there’s a hell because Monopoly exists.

Broadcasted on Threads:

A drone, but for seeing which fast food drive-thrus have the shortest line.

Trending via Instagram:

This is about the time of year where my enthusiasm about shoveling snow turns into “it will probably melt on it’s own”.

Just shared via Discord:

How many exercise videos do you have to buy before you get some results?

Shared recently on YouTube:

My first thought upon waking up in the morning is “not again”.

Reported on Reddit:

“I asked ChatGPT,” “I asked Grok.” Well, I just made some shit up, and people believe me because I’m well read and use big words.

Just shared via Messenger:

I feel sorry for Netflix era kids. They will never know the high stakes adrenaline of running away in an ad break, with the beckoning call of a sibling screaming “It’s ON!” to send you hurdling over furniture to get back in time.

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