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Who called it girl math and not galgebra?

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My optimism doesn’t come out of thin air. A flask is involved.

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Don’t worry. You’re exactly where you should be in life. Because you’ve made horrible choices.

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It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize there is always a way to solve problems without using violence.

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The ideal man is always thinking of several cool things at once (throwing a football really far, a truck with big wheels, giving a lot of high fives).

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(lost in the labyrinth and I’m wearing a Fitbit) Nice, got my 10,000 steps.

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I don’t think the makers of protein powder have ever had chocolate.

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I was actually a little too thankful yesterday so today I’m going to even it out with some ungratefulness and entitlement.

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“I’m getting tired of everything being 100 dollars and 100 degrees.”

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At my age I don’t sleep, I nap between pee breaks.

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I would like to see the USA go metric before I die, just so I can enjoy the outrage that would follow.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

The most attractive thing a man can do is hitting his own head and repeating “stupid, stupid, stupid”.

Broadcasted on Discord:

I don’t have kids or a dog. What can I bring into a bar that will make everyone mad?

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I used to have a great future in my past.

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The dead bodies on Mt. Everest remind me that it’s perfectly fine to stay home and be lazy.

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The History Channel, because where else are you going to learn about how aliens were instrumental in the development of humanity?

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It’s a good thing when your therapist sits down with a bucket of popcorn, right?

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What a lot of people don’t understand about mountain climbing is that don’t do that.

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I tried a onesome before, but I started catching feelings.

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One time, when I was a kid, I fell off my bike and hit my head so hard, I was briefly able to communicate with bees.

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12 Funny cheeseburger quotes

Funny cheeseburger quotes add a delightful twist to everyone’s favorite juicy treat. 🍔😂 From playful jabs at cheeseburger cravings to witty observations about this iconic meal, these quotes celebrate the joy and humor of enjoying a cheeseburger. Savor a laugh and indulge in the fun side of this delicious comfort food! 🍔😂

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Nobody has ever been given a cheeseburger and been upset about it.

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I be like, “Awwwww cows,” and then go and eat two double cheeseburgers, lol.

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Find someone who looks at you the way I look at a cheeseburger.

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Parenting just means you have to pretend you like to eat fruits and vegetables in front of your kids, knowing you’d rather eat a cheeseburger instead.

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Cheeseburgers should be free for anyone that’s in a bad mood.

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I need an emergency cheeseburger.

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I bet once Bigfoot tries cheeseburgers, he’s gonna wanna hangout with us all the time.

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If you’ve never had a cheeseburger change your mood, you’ve never had a cheeseburger.

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I may not understand women, but cheeseburgers have never sent me mixed signals, and for that they’ll always have my heart.

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Today feels like a good day for a cheeseburger.

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I once let a really short guy be the big spoon and it felt like I went to bed with a backpack on.

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All the best memories with my dad start with “Don’t tell your mom about this.”

46 shares on Discord this month:

Due to not wanting to, I will not be.

96 shares on YouTube this month:

To the spirits in my walls: going to the store, be right back.

82 shares on Pinterest this month:

I hope the next time you’re stressed, it’s because you’re choosing between Japan, Bali, Switzerland, or the Maldives.

93 shares on Facebook this month:

You’re not stuck in traffic. You are traffic.

87 shares on Telegram this month:

I’m not humiliating myself here for 3 likes. 10 maybe but not 3.

25 shares on YouTube this month:

Toddlers: the brutally honest roommates nobody asked for!

96 shares on Discord this month:

I like to put “No DMs” in my bio to pretend that I’m attractive.

62 shares on Reddit this month:

Twitter is Iike the smoking area for social media.

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When someone dies people say “he’s going to meet his Maker”. No he’s not. God doesn’t mingle with the staff.

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My husband said we need to start exercising and get into shape, so I’m going to wake up early tomorrow and start looking for a new husband.

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I’m almost finished reading your tweet. Love it so far.

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One of the hardest things to do as an adult is to go back to work after a long weekend.

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I don’t “make friends”. I get adopted by extroverts and they make me do things.

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I like it when it’s raining, because I can hold my umbrella really low and it makes everyone headless.

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I wouldn’t describe myself as an “adult”, per se. More like a “long child”.

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Hike in groups. Bears like to have options.

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Today in who needs an alarm: my kid woke me up early by scream-whispering WHAT IS DUST?

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Texting random numbers “It’s done.”

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Someone from 🇸🇳 has downloaded:

If only guys would moan in bed like they do in the gym…

Someone from 🇺🇾 has viewed:

If someone asks you if you’re in the queue, what they actually mean is “you’re really shit at queuing, aren’t you?”

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Microdosing bungee jumping by bending over to pick up a hair tie.

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They should have a special lane for texting and driving.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has viewed:

Twerk unto others as you would have them twerk unto you.

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I had a hard time coping with the divorce. I’m fine now, but at first I was almost crazy with joy.

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All dogs go to heaven, but I never see them in church.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has copied:

I love that cats slap the shit out of everything they can’t understand.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has copied:

Hello darkness, my old friend. Why are you here? It’s 6:00 pm.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has bookmarked:

Genuinely nothing worse than going bowling with people who are actually good. Like, why are you doing all that?

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Spotted on TikTok:

Sometimes people come into your life — and they need to stop doing that.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Relationship status: I love my bed.

Just shared via Reddit:

The global energy crisis could be solved if only we could harness the power of my wife slamming my car door.

Spreading quickly via X:

Guys, stop showering. I need the water for ChatGPT.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

I would like to see the USA go metric before I die, just so I can enjoy the outrage that would follow.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Welcome to the internet, where people are confidently wrong all the time.

Making waves on Facebook:

One of the most amazing things in nature is that the basketball hoop is the perfect size to fit a basketball through.

Just landed via X:

Sharks are orcs, dolphins are elves.

Breaking via Telegram:

Some people come into your life to remind you why you don’t wanna let anyone into your life.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Diarrhea awareness week starts today. Runs through Sunday.

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