Funny cheeseburger quotes — Wordgag ツ

Never underestimate the healing power of a cheeseburger.

3 days ago3 days ago

Nobody has ever been given a cheeseburger and been upset about it.

2 months ago2 months ago

I be like, “Awwwww cows,” and then go and eat two double cheeseburgers, lol.

2 months ago2 months ago

Find someone who looks at you the way I look at a cheeseburger.

2 months ago2 months ago

Parenting just means you have to pretend you like to eat fruits and vegetables in front of your kids, knowing you’d rather eat a cheeseburger instead.

2 months ago2 months ago

Cheeseburgers should be free for anyone that’s in a bad mood.

4 months ago4 months ago

I need an emergency cheeseburger.

Feb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

I bet once Bigfoot tries cheeseburgers, he’s gonna wanna hangout with us all the time.

Jan 26, 2025

If you’ve never had a cheeseburger change your mood, you’ve never had a cheeseburger.

Jan 22, 2025

I may not understand women, but cheeseburgers have never sent me mixed signals, and for that they’ll always have my heart.

Jan 20, 2025