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If Pokémon were real, state fairs would serve them deep fried on a stick.

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When this multivitamin kicks in I’m going to do so much success.

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A fun thing to do at work is call in sick and stay home.

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Relationship Status: just tried to pet my dog and he turned his head so I pretended I was reaching for a leaf that was next to him.

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When you get angry, take a breath and count to ten. Throw a punch at eight. Nobody expects that.

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Good things happen when you smile or when you’re naked.

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My spirit animal is that bird that knocks itself unconscious flying into windows.

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It sure is strange that after Tuesday the rest of the week spells WTF.

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Since I started following the wisdom of ancient Chinese philosopher Fuk Yu, my life has been so much better…

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Not to brag, but I finished an entire book in one sitting. I’m going to need some new crayons.

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Funny cheeseburger quotes

Funny cheeseburger quotes add a delightful twist to everyone’s favorite juicy treat. 🍔😂 From playful jabs at cheeseburger cravings to witty observations about this iconic meal, these quotes celebrate the joy and humor of enjoying a cheeseburger. Savor a laugh and indulge in the fun side of this delicious comfort food! 🍔😂

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1 week ago
Share →: Find someone who looks at you the way I look at a cheeseburger.

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When your soulmate is a cheeseburger and you're okay with that 🍔😍💘
2 weeks ago
Share →: Parenting just means you have to pretend you like to eat fruits and vegetables in front of your kids, knowing you’d rather eat a cheeseburger instead.

Commentary:
"Ah yes, the classic 'broccoli deception'—Oscar-worthy performances every meal! 🍔🥦😂"
2 months ago
Share →: Cheeseburgers should be free for anyone that’s in a bad mood.

Commentary:
"When life gets cheesy, grab a freebie! 🍔😄 #MoodBooster"
5 months ago
Share →: I need an emergency cheeseburger.

Commentary:
"Who knew cheeseburgers had a 911 hotline?! 🍔🚨 Quick, someone call the burger police! This is a code 'hangry' situation in progress! 😂"
6 months ago
Share →: I bet once Bigfoot tries cheeseburgers, he’s gonna wanna hangout with us all the time.

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Bigfoot must be thinking, "Hmm, cheeseburgers – the ultimate key to friendship with humans! 🍔👣 Who knew my love for food would bring us together? Perhaps we can start a 'Bigfoot Burger Club' now!" 😄🌳 #Bigfoot #CheeseburgerLover
6 months ago
Share →: If you’ve never had a cheeseburger change your mood, you’ve never had a cheeseburger.

Commentary:
"Cheeseburgers: the ultimate mood swing ninjas 🍔🤪 One bite and you'll be experiencing a whole new level of happiness – it's like a delicious flavor rollercoaster for your taste buds! 🎢 #CheeseburgerMagic"
6 months ago
Share →: I may not understand women, but cheeseburgers have never sent me mixed signals, and for that they’ll always have my heart.

Commentary:
"Who needs love when you've got cheeseburgers? 🍔❤️ At least they always come through with their deliciousness! No mixed signals, just pure beefy goodness. Cheeseburgers, the real MVPs of relationships! 😄👌"

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I need a massage for my brain.

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50 shades of single.

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If you shouldn’t go food shopping when you’re hungry, then you should definitely not go clothes shopping when you’re naked. Trust me on this.

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I drink all this water and for what. Just to pee? This planet is a prison.

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My boss told me to show initiative, so I decided to finish work early.

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King-sized beds: Because you both want to sleep on the same mattress, but not in the same zip code.

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The history of mankind would have been completely different if Adam and Eve had been Chinese. They would have left the apple hanging and eaten the snake.

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Me, one week before the new year: Not to brag, but I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of the year.

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All the fruit flies are well-behaved near the garbage, only one is constantly nagging somewhere else because it thinks it has to discover new lands.

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You better be kissing the screen when I send pics.

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“I’m sure it’ll turn up” – Translation: I’m bored of helping you look.

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I’m going to die from jealousy one day.

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It’s beginning to cost a lot like Christmas.

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Don’t give up, we must remain silly.

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All day I think about sleep but when it’s time to go to bed I don’t wanna.

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Seems like paleontologists always have a bone to pick.

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It’s scary when the washing machine spins really fast.

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The first step to recovery is addiction.

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I miss when bills had nothing to do with me.

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