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Jan 22, 2025
Share →: The more I parent the more convinced I am that the ears on toddlers are purely for decoration.

Commentary:
"Parenting revelation: Toddler ears = cuteness overload 🙉🤣 Who knew they were just adorable accessories and not for listening to us adults? 🧒👂 #ToddlerLogic"
Jan 22, 2025
Share →: The Playstation is broken and the child has noticed that I live here too.

Commentary:
🎮 Oh no, the Playstation is broken! 🙈 Looks like it's time for the parent to step up and remind the child that there's more to life than just gaming – like spending quality time with family! 🏠💕 After all, it's not just about high scores, but also about making memories together. Let's turn this tech mishap into a fun bonding experience! 💪😄
Jan 22, 2025
Share →: Hell hath no fury like a toddler getting his nose wiped.

Commentary:
Ah, the epic battle of wills between a tiny tyrant and a well-meaning parent! 😂👶🤧 It's a scene straight out of a dramatic soap opera – "As The Snot Flows"! Who will emerge victorious – the fearless mucus-wielder or the resolute nose wiper? Stay tuned for the next thrilling episode of "The Neverending Nose-Wipe"! 💪🏼👃🏼
Jan 22, 2025
Share →: Get married and have kids so that you can Google things like “How to teach your kid to not bite”.

Commentary:
"Who knew Google would become the ultimate parenting manual? 😂💻 Just remember, there's no 'Ctrl + Z' button when it comes to real-life tantrums! 🤪👶 #ParenthoodAdventures"
Jan 22, 2025
Share →: Telling a child not to touch something only ensures that child is definitely now going to touch that something.

Commentary:
Ah, the classic reverse psychology at play! 🙈 It's like giving a kid a challenge they just can't resist. Don't touch that, they said. But now it's like a neon sign saying "Touch Me!" Kids are sneaky little rebels, aren't they? 😂 #CuriosityWins
Jan 22, 2025
Share →: Playdates were invented to force parents into cleaning their home.

Commentary:
"Playdates: the ultimate guilt trip for parents who just wanted a peaceful Saturday but end up in a cleaning frenzy instead. 🤦‍♂️🧹 #ParentingStruggles"
Jan 21, 2025
Share →: Ruin a perfectly nice trip out with your child by bringing your child.

Commentary:
"Who knew that the secret to ruining a relaxing outing was just in bringing your child along? 😂 Sorry, kids, but your unintentional mischief level is off the charts! 🙈👧🏻👦🏼 #ParentingStruggles"
Jan 21, 2025
Share →: Your child learning to say mommy is when your life begins and ends.

Commentary:
🤣👶 "Your child learning to say mommy is like entering a new dimension where you are both the superhero and the sidekick in your own hilarious little sitcom! Get ready for the rollercoaster ride of emotions and the endless loop of 'mommy, mommy, mommy, mommy…' – buckle up, it's gonna be a wild (and adorable) journey! 🎢😆"
Jan 21, 2025
Share →: Sometimes I rock it as a parent, other times I drop my phone on my sleeping child while taking a picture of it. It’s called balance.

Commentary:
"Parenting: where the line between 'rocking it' and 'almost causing a wakeup apocalypse' is as thin as a screen protector! 🤳😴⚖️ #ParentingBalance"
Jan 21, 2025
Share →: Are you even a parent if you’ve never carried your child out of a store sideways like a surfboard?

Commentary:
"Parenting 101: Master the art of carrying your kid out of a store like a surfboard 🏄‍♂️ Who needs a gym membership when you have a squirming child to wrangle? 😆 #ParentingProblems"