319 Funny comedy quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  When dinosaurs RSVP "absolutely not" to coverage! 🦖📞🤢

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  Level up complete: now unlocking Dad Mode! 🤣🎓👨‍👧‍👦

  adult, adult humor, American, American Dad, animation, cartoon, comedy, dad, family, Family Guy, graduate, guy, humor, life, life stage, point, show, stage, TV, TV Show

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  Raising them with the proper silliness legacy 😂👶⚔️

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  Sounds like all that's missing is a laser pointer and some really awkward Q&A! 😂📊

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  Commuting to "The Land of Responsibility" wasn't on my bucket list 🏢🚶‍♂️😅

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  Planning my apocalypse outfit: do camo and sequins clash? 🌍✨🪖

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  Rolling credits and giggles, because even ghosts need a blooper reel 😂👻🎬

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  That's one way to handle tough conversations—From couch potato to confrontation! 😂🛋️👻

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  Red or white, as long as it's not radioactive! 🍷😅

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  Silent but not-so-deadly detective work in progress! 😆🕵️‍♂️💨

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