320 Funny comedy quotes

• If Stranger Things was British, it would be called ‘Bit odd, innit?’

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  2 weeks ago

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• Every Jurassic Park movie should end with an insurance adjuster getting a phone call and immediately throwing up.

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  1 month ago

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• At some point in life, you graduate from Family Guy to American Dad.

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• My son loves Monty Python. My work here is done.

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  1 month ago

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• The show “How I Met Your Mother” was just a really long TED talk.

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• The worst part about going to work is the part where you have to go to work.

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• Wonder what I should wear to World War III.

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• There should be bloopers at the end of horror movies, so it relaxes you before bedtime.

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  1 month ago

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• Imagine you blocked me, and I crawled out from under your couch to ask why.

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• Which wine pairs best with WWIII?

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  1 month ago

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