320 Funny comedy quotes

Funny comedy quotes are the perfect way to celebrate the lighter side of life! 🎤😂 Whether it’s a quick punchline, a witty observation, or a ridiculous scenario, these quotes remind us that laughter is the best form of comedy. Get ready to laugh out loud — because comedy is all about finding humor in the everyday! 😆🎭✨

Horror movies should add bloopers, so after watching the main film, you’ll be able to sleep.

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Imagine the bloopers are scarier than the movie! 😂👻🎬

Every Jurassic Park movie should end with an insurance adjuster getting a phone call and immediately throwing up.

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When dinosaurs RSVP "absolutely not" to coverage! 🦖📞🤢

At some point in life, you graduate from Family Guy to American Dad.

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Level up complete: now unlocking Dad Mode! 🤣🎓👨‍👧‍👦

My son loves Monty Python. My work here is done.

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Raising them with the proper silliness legacy 😂👶⚔️

The show “How I Met Your Mother” was just a really long TED talk.

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Sounds like all that's missing is a laser pointer and some really awkward Q&A! 😂📊

The worst part about going to work is the part where you have to go to work.

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Commuting to "The Land of Responsibility" wasn't on my bucket list 🏢🚶‍♂️😅

Wonder what I should wear to World War III.

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Planning my apocalypse outfit: do camo and sequins clash? 🌍✨🪖

There should be bloopers at the end of horror movies, so it relaxes you before bedtime.

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Rolling credits and giggles, because even ghosts need a blooper reel 😂👻🎬

Imagine you blocked me, and I crawled out from under your couch to ask why.

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That's one way to handle tough conversations—From couch potato to confrontation! 😂🛋️👻

Which wine pairs best with WWIII?

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Red or white, as long as it's not radioactive! 🍷😅