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Rolling credits and giggles, because even ghosts need a blooper reel 😂👻🎬
322 Funny comedy quotes
Imagine you blocked me, and I crawled out from under your couch to ask why.
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That's one way to handle tough conversations—From couch potato to confrontation! 😂🛋️👻
Which wine pairs best with WWIII?
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Red or white, as long as it's not radioactive! 🍷😅
I’ve mastered farting, and it be loud and quick, but the key is don’t make a face or look around, so people can’t pinpoint it to you. Just act natural.
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Silent but not-so-deadly detective work in progress! 😆🕵️♂️💨
They’re called grown-ups because they groan every time they get up.
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When I get up, my body sounds like a bowl of Rice Krispies! 🍚😆🔊
When you’re sad, find two equally sad friends and form a cryangle.
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Forming a cryangle: where misery loves company and geometry gets emotional 😂🔺💧
If cartoons have taught us anything, it’s the uselessness of little umbrellas when plummeting from a cliff.
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Trying to use an umbrella as a parachute? Better hope for a soft landing on a cloud, or maybe some conveniently placed cartoon bushes! ☂️🤣🪂
Just because I loved you at one point doesn’t mean I will always love you. I’m not Whitney Houston.
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Guess I'll save my greatest love for karaoke night! 🎤😂
Mister Sandman, bring me a meme. Make it the dumbest shit that I’ve ever seen.
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Dreaming of memes so bad, even the Sandman shakes his head 😂😴💤
“Mom, how did we get so rich?” your father said, “Thanks, nothing from my end,” on thousands of important Zoom meetings.
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I always knew Dad's real talent was secretly saving internet bandwidth 🌐💸👏