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5 months ago
Share →: When I say I’m saving myself for marriage, what I mean is you won’t know how annoying I am until it’s too late.

Commentary:
"Saving myself for marriage… or just saving you from discovering my true level of annoyance 🤷‍♀️💍 Beware, the surprise awaits! 😂 #KeepingItReal"
5 months ago
Share →: Maybe the reason Miss Piggy is still single is she has a fear of kermitment.

Commentary:
"Looks like Miss Piggy's love life is stuck in a bit of a pigsty 🐷💔 Kermitment issues aside, let's hope she finds someone worthy of her bacon! 🥓💕 #SingleSwineSeekingLove"
5 months ago
Share →: My ex said I had commitment issues but this giant jar of Nutella says otherwise.

Commentary:
"Who needs commitment when you have a giant jar of Nutella waiting for you? 🍫😂 Love that never runs out (unless you finish the jar in one sitting)! #NutellaIsBae"
5 months ago
Share →: Saying “sounds good to me” in a meeting then quickly realizing a lot more was expected from you.

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🤭 Whoops, that moment when your casual agreement turns into a surprise mission impossible! Just like saying "sure, I'll just climb Mount Everest in my lunch break, no problem" and then reality hits like a ton of bricks! 🏔️😅 #UnderestimatedMyself
5 months ago
Share →: “I have a date with destiny.” Yeah well, I’m in a long-term relationship with the consequences of my actions.

Commentary:
"Oh, Destiny better watch out because Consequences seems like the serious type! 👀💔 Let's hope they don't end up in a messy love triangle with Regret 😅💔 #RelationshipDrama"
5 months ago
Share →: Why do I gotta dress for success? Maybe success could be the one who puts a little more into this relationship.

Commentary:
"Who needs success when you can rock sweatpants and messy hair? 🤷‍♂️ Maybe it's time success started dressing up for us for a change! 💼👔 #RelationshipGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: Oh, you’re in a situationship? Are you the one with commitment issues or the one with low self-worth?

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic dilemma of the modern dating world! 🤔 Who knew 'situationships' could be so complex? Are you playing the commitment dodgeball or rocking the low self-worth tango? Either way, it takes two to tango in the land of blurred lines! 💃🕺"
5 months ago
Share →: Some people stay longer in a toilet than in a relationship.

Commentary:
"Looks like some folks have found the perfect relationship – with their toilet 🚽😂 Who needs love when you have comfort and peace in the bathroom, am I right? 💔 #ToiletGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: Today marks a five year anniversary of how I’ll start going to the gym tomorrow.

Commentary:
"Five years strong in the art of procrastination and gym avoidance 🏋️‍♂️😂 Here's to another year of promising to start tomorrow! #fitnessgoals #gymlife"
5 months ago
Share →: I am not someone you have to host if you invite me, because I will have canceled.

Commentary:
"Don't worry about setting the table for me, I come pre-canceled! 🙅‍♂️🚫 Let's just cut to the chase and plan a rain check instead! ☔😄"