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Be yourself cause no one wants to be like you!

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I won’t be accepting any parcels for the neighbors in December this year. Last year it was all junk.

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Apologize for the job that you do. It would be nice if you were talented too.

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Nothing guarantees running into someone you know in public better than looking like a feral animal on two hours of sleep.

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Ohhh, I just realised you can change your facial expression. I was just doing the one.

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Can we not just call it Zealand now?

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Taking a phone to school in primary was like smuggling drugs.

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Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

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You’ll never realize how crazy you really are until you fall in love.

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I told my psychiatrist I’ve been hearing voices lately. He told me I don’t have a psychiatrist.

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Y’all made fun of Plankton on Spongebob for dating a computer, and look at y’all now.

Going viral on Twitch:

I’m the kind of crazy you weren’t warned about because no one knew this level existed.

Trending via Messenger:

I say “long story short” and then tell the story with bonus features.

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Getting accused of using AI when you didn’t is like this century’s version of a witch allegation.

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My new pajamas have no pockets. I don’t want to hear your problems.

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I feel like we’re on like the 50th or 60th horseman of the apocalypse by now.

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If you show her you care, she will keep you as a spare.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

“We will go ahead and make these changes if we don’t hear from you before Friday” is such an elegant way to solve problems.

Spotted on WeChat:

Imagine hating me and I’m just here trying to push a door that says pull.

Going viral on TikTok:

Money is always a motive for murder. Stay broke.

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Someone from πŸ‡ΎπŸ‡ͺ has viewed:

What’s the point of having sex dreams if you always wake up just when it’s getting down to business?

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It was the kind of movie that kept you on the edge of your seat, waiting for something interesting to happen.

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I appreciate the people that interact with me and I really appreciate the ones that don’t.

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Went on a date with a guy who didn’t ask me any questions about myself, so it’s on him when he finds out about my husband.

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On a dare, my son sprayed deodorant in his mouth. Now he speaks with an Axe scent.

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I hope you can hear me thinking about you.

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I try to shoot all of my garbage into outer space, but usually it just lands in my neighbor’s backyard.

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That’s not fat. It’s bonus content.

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The inventor of archery: Man, I really wanna stab that guy over there.

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Thank you for the opportunity but I don’t think being human is a good fit for me. I’m going to go back to school to become an octopus.

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The lion does not concern himself with Microsoft Teams.

Seen just now on Slack:

Hate how quietly iPhones die. At 5% it should start verbally begging for its life.

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My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

Breaking via Twitch:

Microsoft Teams needs to add a “spank” reaction for when I want to reprimand my employees during a video call.

Going viral on Pinterest:

If you want to be sure that you never forget your wife’s birthday, just try forgetting it once.

Spreading quickly via X:

We can’t both age regress at the same time β€” someone’s gonna have to push me on the swingset.

Making waves on Twitch:

“Comparison is the thief of joy!” Well, not if you’re better than everyone else.

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I wear black because it’s slimming. Exercise is also slimming, but like I said, I wear black.

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Washing your face and water going down your elbow is so sickening.

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It’s that time of year again where I go to random restaurants to tell random women, β€œSo this is why you cancelled our date?”, while they’re out with their significant others.

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