Commentary:
"Looks like America prefers sinking box office records over sinking ships! 🚢🎥😄"
25 Funny contrast quotes
My mom always used to tell me that I look cute when I sleep. My boss has a different opinion.
Commentary:
"Looks like being a 'sleeping beauty' doesn't impress everyone! 😴💁♀️ Maybe your boss prefers a more 'awake and working hard' look instead! 😂💼"
On the surface: cool as a cucumber. On the inside: squirrel in traffic.
Commentary:
"Presenting: the ultimate master of composure, with a side of internal chaos! 🥒🐿️ Stay calm on the outside, let the squirrels do the sprinting inside! 🤪 #CucumberCool #SquirrelInTraffic"
Picking up the hem of my baggy pants to walk up the stairs like it’s a ballgown.
Commentary:
"Just trying to make stairs the next runway, one step at a time! 💃📏😂"
I travel like I’m rich, then eat like I’m broke.
Commentary:
Eating gourmet air and five-star water, living the dream one snack at a time! 🍽️✈️😂