36 Funny control quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m sorry for the things I said when I was running late due to circumstances completely within my control.

  Commentary:
  "Apologies in advance for my 'creative' vocabulary when stuck in traffic caused by my love for hitting snooze ⏰🤭 #RunningLateAntics"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Due to foreseen circumstances well within my control I will be late.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the timeless art of procrastination! 😄 Why be early when you can make a stylish entrance, right? ⏰🕰️ Just blame it on the 'foreseen circumstances' – aka hitting the snooze button a few too many times! 🛌💤 #FashionablyLate"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: There are days when trying to control your class is like trying to hug a tornado.

  Commentary:
  Trying to control a class full of energetic students can feel like attempting to hug a tornado 🌪️💨 – you're just left spinning in circles wondering what just happened! It's a whirlwind of chaos and excitement all rolled into one lesson plan!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: As long as everything is exactly the way I want it, I’m totally flexible.

  Commentary:
  "When it comes to being flexible, I'm as bendy as a brick wall 🧘‍♂️💁‍♂️. As long as I get my way, I'm willing to contort myself into any shape necessary! #FlexibilityGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: People can’t drive you crazy if you don’t give them the keys.

  Commentary:
  "Remember, you hold the keys to your own sanity 🗝️ Keep those keys hidden like they're a winning lottery ticket to avoid craziness winding up in your passenger seat! 🚗😜"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Blackout curtains because I’ll decide what time it is.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs the sun to dictate our schedule when we have blackout curtains? 😎⏰ No sunlight, no problem! The power of sleep and darkness compels us! 😂🌚 #SleepGoals"

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