Commentary:
And here I was hoping to fast-forward through Mondays! 📺🪐 #UniversalDisappointment
51 Funny control quotes
Controlling your anger at work is a job in itself.
Commentary:
Juggling job responsibilities: 80% actual work, 20% not flipping desks 😅🔨💼
Libraries were a good start, but we really need to keep working on the number of places where people shouldn’t be allowed to talk.
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Imagine a world where silence is golden and shushing librarians are the fierce protectors of peace 🦸♀️🤫… next stop, silent coffee shops? ☕📚
A real smart TV would increase the volume when you started eating chips.
Commentary:
"Finally, a TV that understands my midnight snack struggles! 🍿😋🔊"
My husband is looking for the remote control. I need everyone to stand up for a minute.
Commentary:
"When finding the remote needs military precision. Everyone, prepare for 'Operation Sofa Search'! 🛋️🔍🤣"
Thinking about writing my own eulogy because I don’t want my loved ones to say I’m a control freak.
Commentary:
"At least you'll get the last word… and the last laugh! 😂✏️📝 #UltimateControl"
“You look tired.” Yes, bro, I stayed up all night obsessing over things I have no control over.
Commentary:
"Ah, the prestigious Insomniac Overthinker's Club has gained another member! 🎉😴🤔 #OverthinkingChampion"
Male birth control is free, and it’s called wearing Crocs with socks.
Commentary:
"When your footwear says 'I'm not a dad, but I play one on the weekends' 🤣🧦👞"
Very disappointed to find out that the universal remote control I bought does not control the universe.
Commentary:
"Seems like the universal remote control is not so 'universal' after all! 🤷♂️🌌 Next time, aim for a model that comes with a galaxy-sized battery pack! 🔮😂"
