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Someone at work just farted and I panicked and said ‘compliments to the chef’.

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Hey, sorry I’m late, I didn’t want to come.

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A gender-neutral equivalent of ‘sugar daddy’ is glucose guardian.

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You’re telling me people get eight hours of sleep? Like in one night?

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I think my dog always follows me to the bathroom because I always follow him outside and he thinks that’s the way it works.

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Why there is always a kid crying when I go to the store? Dude, you aren’t the one paying for it. Stop!

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Google Maps should start screaming the more wrong turns you make.

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The gaps in my resume are from the space bar.

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I really want a family… sized bag of peanut butter M&Ms.

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Headless mannequins are great because they let you see how you’ll look wearing a new shirt after you’ve been decapitated.

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Don’t worry. Artificial intelligence will never replace actual ignorance.

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Introducing WifeChat™, the app where you talk to your wife.

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I hate when kids scream in public. You don’t have real problems. It should be me screaming.

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Time to get off the internet, I’ve already had enough stupid for the week.

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Painted a big H in my garden to see if I can trap a helicopter. Wish me luck!

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My boss told me to show initiative, so I decided to finish work early.

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Having no one to talk would get you a good sleeping schedule.

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I assume fish have beautiful names for eachother, unpronounceable by human tongues.

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I don’t need to grow a thick skin. The world needs to grow fewer thorns.

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A thousand curses upon anyone who has ever gone, “Why are you sitting in the dark?” and then flipped the light on without asking.

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Not to brag but I gave someone directions and he made it.

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Imagine hating me and i’m just over here doing a much better job at hating myself than any of y’all could do.

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How dare you? I’m literally the sweetest most rage filled person on earth.

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You gotta wonder why they just don’t make all bread garlic bread.

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To all of you who have never tried blindfold archery: You don’t know what you’re missing!

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How do I become a billionaire by 9 a.m. Monday? Please, it’s urgent.

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Don’t judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect.

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Harmonicas are basically for people who like to hear music while they spit.

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Ain’t nothing better than knowing you were right when everyone else thought you were crazy.

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I always carry a knife with me in case I run into someone with 10,000 spoons.

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Newborns cry because they’re being evicted.

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The enemy of my enemy is my friend. But I’m my own worst enemy, so I guess I’m also my best friend.

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Unknown numbers will call me, then expect me to talk first. Welcome to the breathing competition.

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Don’t forget to tell yourself more lies today.

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Any time I throw up, I stare at it like I’m getting a message from the past.

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I need a browser plugin that disables Amazon when I’m drinking. Hashtag: don’t drink and Prime.

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Hell hath no fury like a toddler who lost the chance to push a button.

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Moment of silence for those who received mugs that aren’t microwave- and dishwasher-safe.

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It’s crazy windy today. Trash is blowing everywhere, so watch out for your ex.

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I’m not asking for a lot, I just want someone down to earth that’s gonna touch me all over like my shower curtain does.

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