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Funny cozy quotes

Even on the coldest of days, there’s such peace found in the warm embrace of a hot pizza.

Even on the coldest of days, there’s such peace found in the warm embrace of a hot pizza.

Funny Quotes Feb 19, 2025
I love coming home and being at home and sitting inside my home and staying home.

I love coming home and being at home and sitting inside my home and staying home.

Funny Quotes Feb 9, 2025
The sound of rain outside when you’re in bed is elite.

The sound of rain outside when you’re in bed is elite.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025
Fuzzy socks on and ready for anything.

Fuzzy socks on and ready for anything.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025
I think humans are meant to lay in bed with the love of their life all winter.

I think humans are meant to lay in bed with the love of their life all winter.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
You should be able to call out of work if your partner is so cozy and warm in the morning.

You should be able to call out of work if your partner is so cozy and warm in the morning.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
Sleeping in in winter is really great, you still have about an hour of daylight left before it gets dark again.

Sleeping in in winter is really great, you still have about an hour of daylight left before it gets dark again.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
There’s nothing like sitting by an open fire and watching the evidence burn.

There’s nothing like sitting by an open fire and watching the evidence burn.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
Autumn at last. Sitting on the sofa all day with a blanket and tea and watching movies. Just like in summer, but with a blanket and tea.

Autumn at last. Sitting on the sofa all day with a blanket and tea and watching movies. Just like in summer, but with a blanket and tea.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
Autumn and winter are coming. The time when I make myself tea and always forget that I've made myself tea.

Autumn and winter are coming. The time when I make myself tea and always forget that I’ve made myself tea.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025