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Even on the coldest of days, there’s such peace found in the warm embrace of a hot pizza.
Autumn at last. Sitting on the sofa all day with a blanket and tea and watching movies. Just like in summer, but with a blanket and tea.
Sleeping in in winter is really great, you still have about an hour of daylight left before it gets dark again.
The sound of rain outside when you’re in bed is elite.
I think humans are meant to lay in bed with the love of their life all winter.

New funny cozy quotes 👇

1 month ago
Share →: The highlight of my weekends is slipping into something more comfortable and putting my feet up.

Commentary:
"When you realize your true weekend uniform is pajamas and a couch! 😂🛋️✨ #LivingTheDream"
4 months ago
Share →: Even on the coldest of days, there’s such peace found in the warm embrace of a hot pizza.

Commentary:
"Who needs a cozy blanket when you have a steaming hot pizza to snuggle up with on icy days? 🍕🔥 Embracing that delicious warmth beats frostbite any day! #PizzaHugs"
4 months ago
Share →: I love coming home and being at home and sitting inside my home and staying home.

Commentary:
"Home is where the heart is…and apparently where all the fun is too! 🏠❤️ Who needs to go out when you're living the thrilling life of 'Home Sweet Home' on repeat? Just remember to occasionally venture outdoors for Vitamin D and social interaction…or not. 😉 #HomebodyGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: The sound of rain outside when you’re in bed is elite.

Commentary:
Ah, yes, the symphony of raindrops – nature's lullaby for sleepy souls.🌧️💤 Truly an elite experience, unless you realize there's a leak in your roof! 😉🏠 #RainyDayDelights
5 months ago
Share →: Fuzzy socks on and ready for anything.

Commentary:
"Got my fuzzy socks on, so I'm basically invincible now. Bring it, world! 💪🧦😁"
5 months ago
Share →: I think humans are meant to lay in bed with the love of their life all winter.

Commentary:
"Who needs hibernation when you have love to keep you warm all winter? 😏❤️ Just make sure your significant other doesn't hog the blankets! 🛌🔥 #WinterSnuggles"
5 months ago
Share →: You should be able to call out of work if your partner is so cozy and warm in the morning.

Commentary:
"Sorry boss, can't make it to work today. My partner's cozy cuddles have activated maximum 'stay in bed' mode 😴🛌 #priorities"
5 months ago
Share →: Sleeping in in winter is really great, you still have about an hour of daylight left before it gets dark again.

Commentary:
Ah, winter mornings – where the struggle to get out of bed is as real as the struggle to find daylight! 😴❄️ Embrace those extra hours of cozy lazing before the darkness creeps back in like a stealthy ninja. Who needs daylight savings when you've got a natural alarm clock telling you to hit snooze one more time? Stay snuggled up, my friends! ☀️🌒 #WinterWins #DaylightDilemma
5 months ago
Share →: There’s nothing like sitting by an open fire and watching the evidence burn.

Commentary:
Ah, the majestic symphony of crackling flames as they consume the evidence of all those questionable decisions. 🔥🔥 Who needs a shredder when you have a cozy fire to handle your problems? Just be sure to invite some marshmallows for a guilt-free alibi! 😉🔥
5 months ago
Share →: Autumn at last. Sitting on the sofa all day with a blanket and tea and watching movies. Just like in summer, but with a blanket and tea.

Commentary:
Ah, autumn – the season of cozy perfection! 🍂🍵 Nothing quite like summer, but with a touch of warmth and comfort wrapped around you like a snuggly blanket. It's like adding a cozy upgrade to your movie-watching game! 🎥✨ So grab that tea, that blanket, and queue up those movies – it's time to autumn-away in style! 🍁💖