I’m not going to die because of an accident. Nor because of an illness. But from small talk. Someone will say one boring sentence too many and I’ll drop dead. Posted on1 week ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Watch out for those lethal small talk conversations! 💬😵 Stay safe out there, folks – one boring sentence could be your downfall 💀😂" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Half the world is mentally ill. The other half is to blame. When you’re dead, you don’t know that you’re dead. But it’s hard for those around you. It’s the same when you’re stupid. That moment your alarm clock goes off in the morning and you don’t know whether to get dressed or fake an illness. You had me at “We’ll make it look like an accident.” When I die I want people to say “Hmm, I didn’t know you could die like that.”