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Someone from 🇯🇵 has shared:

When I was a kid, I never expected the future to suck this much.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has copied:

The more you embrace your crazy side, the more fun life becomes.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has bookmarked:

My dentist plays country music, so it’s like a double torture.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has downloaded:

Sometimes I say something so embarrassing I even impress myself.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has shared:

My immune system told me it’s a lover not a fighter.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has bookmarked:

Did you know there are people who go away for 3 days and only pack 3 days’ worth of clothing?

Someone from 🇯🇲 has shared:

‘Tis the season to wrap objects in colorful paper with the fine motor skills of a T-Rex.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has shared:

Actually, you’re having a conversation with yourself. I’m just here so you don’t appear totally insane.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has viewed:

I was disappointed to learn today that my request for a sabbatical was rejected. Apparently that’s “not how marriage works.”

Someone from 🇸🇲 has bookmarked:

If I eat a magnet, will I become more attractive?

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Going viral on WhatsApp:

I can’t wait for my mom to come to my new house so she can tell me how I organized the kitchen wrong.

Live now on WeChat:

I have feelings for you but you have to guess which ones.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

I’m so tired of not being a multimillionaire.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Right now somebody’s therapist is hearing about YOU.

Trending via WeChat:

Making fun of bands that only play 3 chords when I don’t even know what a chord is.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Waking up has backfired on me so many times.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Seaweed is great for when you want to eat pure salt but wish it had the texture of slime.

Just landed via YouTube:

Just knowing that I have to get out of bed tomorrow is already annoying and it’s not even dark yet.

Going viral on Twitch:

I am a fool everyday, I don’t need a holiday for it.

Making waves on X:

My husband has entered the “fun socks” years.

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Someone from 🇸🇻 has downloaded:

Welcome to adulthood: your chin looks lonely, here’s another one.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has bookmarked:

I don’t wish anyone strife in their relationship but I do wish my neighbors would enunciate a little more when they fight so I can hear better.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has viewed:

You should never donate to people that collect money for marathons. They just take your money and run.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has copied:

You can never lose a homing pigeon. If your homing pigeon doesn’t come back, what you lost was a normal pigeon.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has shared:

Looks fade but dark, twisted, inappropriate humor is forever.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has copied:

So many songs that tell you to throw your hands in the air like you just don’t care, so few about the hazards of ceiling fans.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has copied:

Dark mode changed me. White screens now feel like staring into the sun.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has shared:

Two of the best things in life are laughing and orgasms. I want to make you do both a lot.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has viewed:

You want me to turn around? The thing that led to a total eclipse of the heart.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has downloaded:

I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

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Spotted on Threads:

No more fun facts. I want to know what your last nightmare was about.

Just shared via Threads:

Flies are literally obsessed with flying into a room, then pretending they can’t get out. Grow up.

Shared recently on Twitch:

If you tell me to watch until the end, the end better be in five seconds.

Making waves on TikTok:

If you want to impress me with your car, it better be a food truck.

Spotted on YouTube:

I need a stunt double for when I’m navigating my way to the bathroom at night.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Not only do I turn down my radio to find a house or a parking spot, but I also take off my sunglasses to hear someone better.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

They should invent a job that actually wants to hire you after you apply.

Going viral on Snapchat:

When you’re late for work, you gotta walk in fast and act like you’re mad.

Shared recently on WeChat:

I don’t have a nervous system, I am a nervous system.

Seen just now on Facebook:

I always wait 3 minutes after each post for the applause to die down.

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