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Someone from 🇦🇫 has copied:

Welcome to social media. A person who does not understand humor will contact you shortly.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has downloaded:

Saturday nights are for watching zombie shows and dreaming about the apocalypse.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has bookmarked:

Love is in the air fryer.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has bookmarked:

Really looking forward to the day my teenager starts speaking English again.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has shared:

If you think you’re going to be in a dangerous situation, dress accordingly. Don’t wear flip-flops to a bank robbery, for example.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has shared:

I can’t believe there was a time in my life when someone had to make me take a nap.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has bookmarked:

A bathrobe is being naked with plausible deniability and pockets.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has viewed:

The only thing I gained so far this year is weight.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has shared:

Driving home, listening to Gangsta’s Paradise, with my hands at 10 and 2.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has copied:

Turns out that ending meetings with “have the day you deserve” has made me some enemies at work.

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Making waves on Discord:

I wonder if my recorded call has ever been used for training or quality purposes.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

The Angry Birds assaulted me and made me rip their disgusting bong.

Just shared via Threads:

I taught my kids about democracy tonight by having them vote on which movie to watch and pizza to order. I then picked the movie and pizza because I’m the one with the money.

Going viral on Threads:

Behind every strong, independent woman… is a dog that follows her to the bathroom.

Going viral on Slack:

Don’t suffer in silence. Make it everyone’s problem.

Going viral on Snapchat:

You can add “cha cha cha” to any sentence you want without explaining yourself. Nobody really appreciates this.

Trending via Threads:

The perfect number of cats is two stupid cats. Preferably siblings. But they can’t both be the same type of stupid. One needs to be stupid (dumb) and one needs to be stupid (annoying).

Spotted on LinkedIn:

She never lets ideas interrupt the easy flow of her conversation.

Just landed via Reddit:

Some should judge a little less and look at their lives a little more.

Just shared via Slack:

Not all works of art are in a museum. I, for example, am lying on the couch at home.

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12 shares on TikTok this month:

I regret to inform you that we must all once again figure out what to make for dinner tonight.

99 shares on Discord this month:

Studies show people who like my posts are happier, smarter, and better looking than those who don’t.

19 shares on Facebook this month:

I want a man who doesn’t annoy me while I’m constantly getting on his nerves. It can’t be that difficult.

72 shares on Telegram this month:

Once I get my UFO, don’t be asking me for rides.

80 shares on LinkedIn this month:

November doesn’t have afternoons. It’s just morning until 2 p.m., then night.

95 shares on Telegram this month:

My workout is reading in bed until my arms hurt.

51 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I’d change my name to laundry if it meant you’d think about doing me every day.

41 shares on Slack this month:

Bruce Lee had a faster older brother named Sudden Lee.

86 shares on Reddit this month:

Facebook friends are like pens. You may have 150, but only 5 are writing.

23 shares on Reddit this month:

I haven’t exaggerated in like a million years.

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Maybe everyone can just pee outside from now on so I never have to clean the toilets again.

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My kids had to work extra hard this morning but they were able to get the clean house back to it’s normal messy state just in time for the guests to arrive.

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Who needs a weighted blanket when you’ve got the weight of the world?

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I drive home so quick after work like I’m late for the house.

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Get off the apps. Sleep with someone in your friend group. Add an awkward tension every time you hang out with them.

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I’m an adult. I can do whatever I want. And yet, here I am just doing laundry, eating salads, taking antidepressants, flossing my teeth, and going on little walks. Like an IDIOT.

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Dating these days is like trusting a crackhead to come back with your change.

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They don’t put cars in malls anymore, like they used to.

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I don’t know why hair extensions are exclusive to women, I want to look like a centaur.

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It’s so beautiful to see people just give up at work this time of year. I’m getting emails that do not include any complete sentences.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇷🇴 has bookmarked:

Autocorrect is like a tiny person inside your phone that sometimes gets drunk and says the dumbest things.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has shared:

Quitting my job to focus on watching YouTube.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has viewed:

It’s really sad that April Fools is the only day people are appropriately skeptical of stuff they read on the internet.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has copied:

Student life is all about convincing your parents that you are studying, convincing your friends that you are not, and convincing yourself that you’ll study from tomorrow.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has copied:

Got thrown out of the grocery store for holding a rotisserie chicken up like Simba again.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has downloaded:

One of the most amazing things in nature is that the basketball hoop is the perfect size to fit a basketball through.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has downloaded:

I wish I were a wild horse in Kazakhstan. That would fix everything.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has viewed:

Why is it called the Super Bowl if no one is bowling?

Someone from 🇸🇪 has viewed:

“The heart wants what the heart wants,” I whisper as I slowly walk up to the dessert table.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has shared:

When Dr. Seuss wrote, “Oh, The Places You’ll Go,” he did not consider how comfortable my couch would be.

Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via TikTok:

Can’t wait to overuse the “My husband said,” “Let me phone my husband,” “I’ll ask my husband.”

Broadcasted on Threads:

You never forget your first kiss. Or your first meeting with HR.

Just landed via Reddit:

Everyone tells me “take care”, but no one tells me why.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Nothing hurts more than someone not getting your joke.

Shared recently on Telegram:

About four minutes into my run, I’ve decided I want to work on my personality instead.

Just shared via Telegram:

Replying to all emails with “ya think?”.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

Yeah, I can explain that gap on my resume, I tried to move a picture in Word.

Just landed via Twitch:

I’ve jogged with my jogging pants about as often as I’ve rolled through the kitchen with kitchen roll.

Just shared via Instagram:

“You’ve changed!” Yeah, I don’t like you.

Making waves on X:

Auto-correct and I are in a toxic relationship.

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