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🚂 All aboard the Murder Mystery Express! 🔍🕵️♂️ Who needs regular hobbies when you can live out your Hercule Poirot dreams, right? Just imagine solving crimes in style with a cup of tea in one hand and a magnifying glass in the other. All eyes on you, detective extraordinaire! 🕵️♀️🚂
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- At some point, my colleagues will manage to get me my own true crime documentary on Netflix.
- Armed robbers are so weird. Why are you beating me when I don’t have money?
- If I’m ever murdered, I don’t want two women with a podcast solving the case in their spare time.
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- You had me at “We’ll make it look like an accident.”
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🕵️♂️🔍 Ah, the classic "Creepy Steve" scenario in every true crime podcast! It's like a game of Clue where the suspect's name is practically screaming "Guilty!" from the get-go. But hey, at least we can always rely on the community to have a unanimously agreed-upon nickname for the potential suspect, right? "Creepy Steve" strikes again! 🔎🚨
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- If I’m wrongly accused of a crime, I’m going to prison. I’m way too introverted to have an alibi.
- Armed robbers are so weird. Why are you beating me when I don’t have money?
- My greatest aspiration is to one day solve a murder on a train.
- Toilets are not a crime scene, traces may be removed!
- My hair will never allow me to commit any crime; I leave my DNA everywhere.
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