33 Funny crime quotes

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  5 months ago

  View →: Could you even imagine the crime rate if no one drank coffee or ate bacon.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Not now, I’m busy doing tax crimes on my abacus.
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  5 months ago

  View →: You had me at “We’ll make it look like an accident.”

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