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Someone from 🇲🇨 has bookmarked:

They should invent a situationship that turns into something beautiful.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has shared:

Nothing has improved the quality of my life more than living beyond my means.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has downloaded:

I don’t want kids, but I do want grandkids. Hoping science finds a way.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has downloaded:

Flirting is easy until it’s someone you actually like.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has copied:

I’m so thankful I live on the planet that has pizza.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has shared:

I’m at the age where drinking a cup of coffee now makes me feel like Popeye scarfing down a can of spinach.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has bookmarked:

Theo Von’s entire life is like a raccoon that visits New York City.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has viewed:

I wonder if my recorded call has ever been used for training or quality purposes.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has copied:

Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer the term selective participation.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has bookmarked:

I’d stalk me too, I get it.

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Making waves on Twitch:

I don’t hold grudges. I just remember facts very aggressively.

Just shared via Telegram:

There’s nothing like the excitement of a brand-new book to add to the massive pile of books I still haven’t read.

Seen just now on Threads:

“What’s something you’d tell your younger self?” You can have ice cream for dinner, nobody will stop you.

Shared recently on X:

I tried yoga once. I pulled a hamstring and my dignity.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

Just worked out for 2 hours straight and 1 hour gay.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Sorry for the things I said when I thought you weren’t listening.

Spotted on Threads:

There are advantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it. There are disadvantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

My toxic trait is when I’m bored, I start looking for flights to book.

Freshly posted on X:

Sorry, I didn’t text back. I don’t like talking to people anymore.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

So far, no one has seriously tried to bribe me, which is a shame because I am extremely corrupt. Maybe I need a position with more power.

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94 shares on Pinterest this month:

Egg nog was invented in Germany back in 1816 when Baron von Heldebrandt reportedly said “Hey guys, let’s get this custard drunk!”

32 shares on Slack this month:

A couple of birds are outside fighting. Wait. They’ve quieted down. There’s a third bird. I think he may be their therapist.

56 shares on Twitch this month:

Aren’t you a little old to be a bully?

38 shares on TikTok this month:

You sound smart. You some kinda ‘ologist?

41 shares on Discord this month:

Everyone is celebrating my vegan Bolognese sauce. The secret ingredient is minced meat.

23 shares on Snapchat this month:

Everyone’s gangsta until grandma grabs that wooden spoon.

37 shares on Pinterest this month:

I am cool with January lasting forever because rent is due February 1.

40 shares on X this month:

Mindfulness is out. We’re doing drugs again.

52 shares on X this month:

So many spreadsheets and not once did I feel excelled.

39 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Headed to a wedding but my wife said I’m not allowed to refer to the bride as ‘the veiled threat.’

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My biggest motivation for getting out of bed in the morning is knowing that I’ll eventually be able to get back in it.

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Kids should get the last name of whichever parent has more followers.

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Spotify Wrapped? Next year, maybe you should try to be in the top .05% of listeners to your girlfriend.

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I’m awake and working. Please respect my privacy during these trying and emotional times.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but your clothes are still in the washing machine.

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We should be able to go to the bar and drink to watch Love Island, like men do with sports.

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Showers are the best places to lose arguments with yourself.

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People with ADHD be like “I can’t fry an egg, I got too much going on”.

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Nobody knows what to do with me and I just think that’s beautiful.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

The worst person to share a room with is someone who puts on 10 alarms 2 mins apart each, and wakes up at none.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇹 has downloaded:

Dear diary, sorry for only ever talking about myself. How are you? Do you have any hobbies?

Someone from 🇨🇺 has copied:

Asian girl at tech company: Wow, everyone here is so friendly.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has downloaded:

I had a sex dream last night that felt so real, I’m just gonna go ahead and add it to my body count.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has downloaded:

Fun fact: a person’s music taste can actually tell their intelligence level.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has bookmarked:

I’m so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has bookmarked:

Nothing more humbling than being at a karaoke birthday party with a bunch of singers.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has downloaded:

Why is the Formula 1 so afraid of rain? Just drive with more caution. That’s what I always do when it rains.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has shared:

You gotta separate the art from the artist. Like, for example, sometimes the artist is really nice but their art sucks.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has viewed:

Golf is a great way to learn all of the new curse words your subconscious has been cooking up in the lab.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has shared:

It’s crazy that you don’t really argue with a baby for the first year of its life and then you have to argue with the baby every day.

Social Media Log 💫

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

I relate to a rooster because I also want start off my day by screaming.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

That awkward moment, when all eyes are on the bride, but your son is the groom.

Going viral on Instagram:

World domination? I don’t even want to be responsible for myself.

Trending via Slack:

Everyone is getting pregnant or married, and I’m back to “What’s your favorite color?“

Going viral on WeChat:

Living la vida taco!

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

Twitter is the most fun you can have on the toilet.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

The week between Christmas and New Year’s should be studied as it is clearly a wormhole, disturbing time and space.

Just shared via Reddit:

Sorry I slowed down but I had to calculate if the bridge could hold the weight of my car with all the stuffed animals my kids insisted on bringing on vacation.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

I love my cat so much, but how the hell are you that small and take up an entire queen-size mattress?

Breaking via Instagram:

Due to personal reasons, I’ve decided to become your problem.

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