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Whoever said having a crush is when you feel the most like Carrie Bradshaw was so real for that.
The history of mankind would have been completely different if Adam and Eve had been Chinese. They would have left the apple hanging and eaten the snake.
Where did you come from, Where did you go, Where did you come from, Pokémon Go.
Frodo is a beautiful name for a boy. Has a ring to it.
Grateful for independence mostly because British food is gross.

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5 months ago
Share →: Captain America taught me that I just need to take performance enhancing drugs to be loved by everyone.

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Well, that's certainly one way to sum up Captain America's influence 🦸‍♂️💊… Or you could just stick with being kind, courageous, and fight against evil the old-fashioned way! 😉 Remember kids, say no to drugs and yes to heroism!
5 months ago
Share →: Why did they call it K-pop and not Seoul music?

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"Why did they call it K-pop and not Seoul music? I guess they wanted to make sure it had that extra 'pop' of catchy tunes and killer dance moves! 🎶💃"
5 months ago
Share →: Where did you come from, Where did you go, Where did you come from, Pokémon Go.

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🎶 "Where did you come from, where did you go, where did you come from, Pokémon Go" 🎵 Ah, a modern twist on a classic tune! Who knew that 90s pop music and augmented reality games would make such a catchy combo? Just imagine a line dance where instead of 'Cotton-Eyed Joe,' you've got trainers spinning around in search of that elusive Pikachu! Wherever they came from, chances are they're on the hunt for Char
5 months ago
Share →: They should have made a pool raft that looked like a broken door when Titanic was in theaters. I bet it would have sold millions.

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"Missed marketing opportunity alert! 🚢💸 Imagine floating on a pool raft that channels your inner Rose Dawson while subtly reminding you of Jack's unfortunate fate. Talk about making a splash with sales! 😆💦 #TitanicPoolRaft #Unsinkable"
5 months ago
Share →: Yoda, seeing himself in 4K: HDMI

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"Yoda upgrading from VHS to 4K like… HDMI, you must. A crystal-clear view of the Force, it is! 📺✨ #UpgradeMasterYoda"
5 months ago
Share →: When I say I like when older men tell me what to do, I am talking about Yoda and his teachings.

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"Ah, wise Yoda, the ultimate older man 🌟 When seeking guidance, who needs a sugar daddy when you've got a Jedi master? 🧙‍♂️ May the Force be with you as you navigate life's ups and downs, young Padawan! 🌌 #YodaWisdom"
5 months ago
Share →: Europeans read a lot because their television shows suck.

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"Looks like Europeans have cracked the code to beating boredom – read, baby, read! 📚📖 Who needs suspenseful TV dramas when you have the entire literary world at your fingertips? Keep turning those pages, Europe!"
5 months ago
Share →: I love how all the movies about teenagers have to be set in the 90s or earlier otherwise we’d just be watching kids on their phones for two hours.

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"Seriously, can you imagine a modern-day teen movie? Half the scenes would just be awkward silence as they stare at their screens 😂📱 #90sKidsRule"
5 months ago
Share →: “We told you to stop at 2012!” – The Mayans

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Looks like the Mayans left us a note in their calendar like, "Seriously guys, don't go beyond 2012 – we've got things planned after that!" 📆🙈 Oh well, we clearly missed the memo! Whoops! 😅🌎 #MayaOops
5 months ago
Share →: Frodo is a beautiful name for a boy. Has a ring to it.

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"Frodo is indeed a precious name for any hobbit…oops, we mean boy! It definitely rings a bell! 🔔 Just be careful, though…we hope there aren't any mysterious rings involved! 💍😄"