If Shakespeare were being born today, he’d be “Shaxxespyr.”

If Shakespeare were being born today, he’d be “Shaxxespyr.”

Commentary:
🎭📜 If the Bard of Avon were born today, he'd probably be tweeting under the handle "Shaxxespyr"! 🤣 Maybe he'd even drop some hip-hop sonnets or write plays in emojis! 🎭📱 To be or not to be, that is the hashtag dilemma! #ShakespeareanTechUpgrade

A haunted house, but every room is just learning more about Will & Jada.

A haunted house, but every room is just learning more about Will & Jada.

Commentary:
"Welcome to the spooky mansion of secrets, where every door you open reveals another layer of the Will & Jada enigma! It's a true rollercoaster of emotions – one minute you're in the 'Fresh Prince' room feeling nostalgic 😎, and the next you're in the 'Red Table Talk' chamber getting all the tea spilled ☕️. Who needs ghosts when you have the Smiths' drama haunting every corner? 👻🏠 #HollywoodHauntedHouse"

What if aliens watch our movies about aliens and then invade accordingly in hopes of fitting in with our culture?

What if aliens watch our movies about aliens and then invade accordingly in hopes of fitting in with our culture?

Commentary:
👽🎬🛸 "When aliens tune into our movies for a crash course on Earth, things could get out of this world! 🌍😱 Let's hope their invasion is more 'E.T.' than 'Independence Day' – nobody wants a misunderstood extraterrestrial fashion faux pas! 👾🎥"

I hope the ghost of Michael Jackson Hee-Hee’s in your ear while you tryna sleep.

I hope the ghost of Michael Jackson Hee-Hee’s in your ear while you tryna sleep.

Commentary:
"May the ghost of Michael Jackson's iconic 'Hee-Hee' haunt your dreams with some moonwalking moves on repeat. 🌙👻🕺 Sweet dreams…or not! 😆"

Mad that so many renaissance artists were named after ninja turtles.

Mad that so many renaissance artists were named after ninja turtles.

Commentary:
"Renaissance art lovers be like: Leonardo da Vinci, Raphael, Donatello, and Michelangelo… Was Splinter their art instructor?! 🎨🐢 #TeenageMutantArtists"

Japan’s greatest tragedy is having the world’s best toilets and no Mexican food. What’s the point of owning a Ferrari if you never take it to the track?

Japan’s greatest tragedy is having the world’s best toilets and no Mexican food. What’s the point of owning a Ferrari if you never take it to the track?

Commentary:
Well, it's a toilet revolution versus a taco temptation crisis in Japan! 🚽🌮 It's like having a luxurious bidet but missing out on the spicy kick of a burrito 🌶️. Kind of like driving a Ferrari in bumper-to-bumper traffic – all that power but nowhere to unleash it! 🏎️ #ToiletTroublesVsTacoTime

Lifting my wife’s wedding veil and finding out she’s Darth Maul.

Lifting my wife’s wedding veil and finding out she’s Darth Maul.

Commentary:
"Talk about a plot twist! 😱 Looks like you married a Sith Lord in disguise. May the Force be with you! 💍👰🤖"

I’m still trying to dig myself out my ringtone debt from the late 90’s.

I’m still trying to dig myself out my ringtone debt from the late 90’s.

Commentary:
"Ringtone debt from the late 90's? You must have had quite the playlist of catchy tunes! 🎶💸 Maybe it's time to break free from those old school ringtones and treat yourself to a new melody – one that won't break the bank! 💰😄"

Never forget that your fave celebs were trying to sell you cartoon monkey pictures during a pandemic.

Never forget that your fave celebs were trying to sell you cartoon monkey pictures during a pandemic.

Commentary:
Oh, the irony of it all! 🙈🦠 It’s a true testament to the unpredictable nature of celebrity endorsements – who knew our fave celebs would turn to cartoon monkeys in times of crisis? 🐒💁‍♂️ Remember, sometimes even the biggest stars make questionable choices while navigating through uncertain times! #PandemicPloys 🌟

Ancient Egyptians used to worship cats and write on walls, a practice we still continue to do today on the Internet.

Ancient Egyptians used to worship cats and write on walls, a practice we still continue to do today on the Internet.

Commentary:
"Who knew the Ancient Egyptians were trendsetters for online cat videos and social media rants? 🐱🖥️ Let's be honest, cats and walls have always been prime real estate for expression, whether it's hieroglyphics or memes!"