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Guess I'll add 'Remember Dre' to my to-do list between existential dread and feeding the goldfish 🐟🎧😅
161 Funny culture quotes
Sports bars exist. There should be bars for monitoring the situation.
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Monitoring bars would have the whole neighborhood on "sip and stakeout" duty! 🍻🕵️♂️
The word ‘stan’ comes from the Eminem song “Stan” which is about one of his obsessed fans. What if Eminem named the fan ‘Dennis’? We could be saying, “I dennis Beyonce.”
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I dennis this comment so much, I've already sent it 47 letters and a mixtape 🚀✉️🤣
Apparently, it’s rude to poke someone in the forehead and yell “Skip Intro” when they start talking to you.
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When you wish people came with a fast-forward button 🎬🤣🤭
Watched Titanic for the 14th time. Still sobbing. Still yelling, “SCOOT OVER, COW!” like it’ll change the ending.
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Still convinced Rose was just practicing her planking skills. 🚢😢🛳️ #SaveJack
Take me down to the Moria city, where the girls are green and the boys are stinky… and even Gandalf said ‘Nope, too freaky!’
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Looks like even Gandalf couldn't handle the epic smell battles and orc-style fashion show! 🧙♂️💨😂
The collective noun for a group of reply guys is an audacity.
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An audacity of reply guys: where every comment is a standing ovation to their own opinion 😂🙌
I need to stop saying “Oppa Gagnam Style!” to fill in awkward pauses in conversation.
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Sounds like you're breaking the ice with a dance battle invitation! 💃🕺😅
People call me a “Trekkie,” but I’m not. I’ve only seen Star Wars a couple of times.
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Boldly going where no 'Trekkie' has gone before… straight into the wrong fandom 🚀🌌😂
Waiting patiently for something good to happen, like that goat in Jurassic Park.
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Still waiting, but at least I don't have to worry about becoming a dinosaur snack! 🦖🐐😅