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My favorite yoga pose is reaching for the remote control on the far end of the table without falling off the couch.

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Dear Stomach, you’re bored, not hungry. So shut up.

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Part of fatherhood is becoming an expert in some obscure topic and teaching it to your children who stopped listening 30 minutes ago.

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One minute you’re young and carefree. The next minute you can feel in your knee when it starts to rain.

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If being hydrated is such a great thing, why does it feel like my bladder is pissed off?

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Crashed my car reading a billboard that said, “Don’t text and drive.”

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I don’t always clear my calculator, but when I do, I hit both C and CE a bunch of times because I don’t know exactly what they do.

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I can’t wait until my kids have a place of their own so I can come barging through their door and say “what’s for dinner? I don’t like that. Can you give me money for McDonald’s?”

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I hate it when some random company refers to me as their “customer.” I’m like, look, we had one night of drunken shopping, we are not in a relationship.

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Home Depot should allow men over 40 to have birthday parties in their stores.

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I suck at flirting, I end up arguing with them instead.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

Most of my exercise comes from getting up to let the cat in and out.

Reported on Slack:

My bad habits got renewed for another season.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

You can never lose a homing pigeon. If your homing pigeon doesn’t come back, what you lost was a normal pigeon.

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‘I love reading!’ says the woman who loves owning books.

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Be useless, so nobody can use you.

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Riding a bike is an insane concept. You just sit and run at the same time.

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Do we lazy people actually go to heaven? Or are we being picked up?

Freshly posted on Messenger:

If you want to make your mother proud, make her my mother-in-law.

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Sorry for not keeping in touch. I literally have nothing to say.

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Sisters are so important. How else would my mom find out all the stuff I didn’t want her to know.

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Holding this fart in feels like I’m pregnant with a dinosaur.

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Uh oh, said somethin’ weird. Better fix it by saying something even weirder.

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Accidentally made eye contact with the sweets at the grocery store and now have to declare bankruptcy.

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I always have a cheap bottle of wine in the house in case any family visit.

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There are too many neglected emojis.

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Sure, my internet service is overpriced and spotty but you can’t put a price on unintentionally being dropped from every Zoom meeting.

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I miss my kids the most when they go to bed and the mosquitoes go after me because they have no other options.

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Sometimes, I feel like my brain is still running on Windows 95.

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Making waves on X:

Have an early flight tomorrow, so naturally I’m going to stay up late tonight and be weird in my room.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

I don’t need a fancy watch to tell me I’m not fit one bit.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I’d grow up to be a weird freak.

Spotted on X:

It’s crazy people waste their time with hobbies and family when there are strangers on the internet who need to be argued with.

Reported on YouTube:

Boy, did The Shining nail what it’s like being an only child.

Seen just now on Instagram:

This too shall pass. It might pass like a kidney stone. But it will pass.

Shared recently on Messenger:

I don’t understand, but I also don’t care, so it works out.

Trending via Discord:

Turning regret into ulcers since the day I was born.

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My favorite things about Texas are definitely toast and chainsaw massacres.

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It’s all fun and games until your jeans don’t fit any more.

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