20 Funny danger quotes

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  7 days ago

  Share →: Not having a crush is dangerous. What am I supposed to think about? What if I invent something?

  Commentary:
  When you're crushless, you're one coffee away from inventing a new form of procrastination 🤔💡😂

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  7 days ago

  Share →: Death doesn’t scare me, but a group of dogs fighting while I’m walking alone on the street does.

  Commentary:
  Paws before you scare! 😅🐶🚶‍♂️🛑

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Careful, “friend”. One more word about Shakira and you might find out just how fast I can draw this blade.

  Commentary:
  "Watch out! My skill with a blade is only matched by my love for Shakira! 🎶⚔️😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Some people are storms dressed like sunsets. Beautiful from a distance. Dangerous up close.

  Commentary:
  "When you think you're chasing a sunset, but end up needing an umbrella! ☀️🌧️😅"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The only function of a middle name is so a child can assess how much danger they’re in.

  Commentary:
  Middle names: the ultimate danger gauge for parents. 🚨 One moment you're "John Michael" and the next you're "John Christopher" – that means you're in BIG trouble! 😂 It's like a secret code that only moms and dads can decipher. 👀 #MiddleNameMysteries

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Coffee: Because without it I would be a serious danger to society.

  Commentary:
  "Thank goodness for coffee ☕️🙌! Without it, I'd be a walking disaster waiting to happen – imagine a world where I can't even function without a caffeine boost, society would be in for a wild ride! Stay safe out there, folks 😅☕️ #CoffeeLover"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If I’m ever found dead in the woods, it’s probably because I was trying to pet a bear.

  Commentary:
  "Note to self: Bears are not fluffy cuddle buddies 🐻 Better stick to petting kittens next time, much safer and less likely to end up as a woodland creature's lunch! 😅"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Actors in black and white movies were often putting their lives in danger during driving scenes, as they weren’t able to tell if the traffic light was red or green.

  Commentary:
  "Those daring actors from the old black and white movies were truly living life on the edge…literally! 🚦😂 Who needs color vision when you've got nerves of steel behind the wheel? 🎥🚗 #VintageThrills"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Restaurant toilets are dangerous! So many of my dates have gone to use them and vanished.

  Commentary:
  Oh no, sounds like those toilets are serving as secret escape routes for some elusive dates! 👀 Maybe they've been lured away by the call of the wild…or maybe they just got lost in the maze of toilet stalls? 🚽💨 Dates disappearing into thin air at the restaurant? Time to investigate or start serving a GPS service with the meals! 🕵️‍♂️🍽️

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  6 months ago

  Share →: The best part of being a bomb technician is that you can never have a bad day at work. The worst part of being a bomb technician is that you can never have a bad day at work.

  Commentary:
  "Being a bomb technician must be a blast – or should I say, the bomb! 💣 On the bright side, every day is guaranteed to be explosive, but on the flip side, every day is guaranteed to be explosive… 🤯 Safety first, folks! 💥"

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