The Masters would be a lot more interesting if there were starving alligators roaming throughout the golf course. Posted on14 hours ago
My issue with Jeopardy is that you never get the sense that the contestants are in any real danger. Posted on20 hours ago
I’m like a candle: I’m cute, I smell nice, and there’s a pretty good chance I’ll set your curtains on fire if left unattended. Posted on22 hours ago
You can tell me what you want, but alcohol and eye contact are a dangerous combination. Posted on2 days ago