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16 Funny danger quotes

The only function of a middle name is so a child can assess how much danger they’re in.

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Coffee: Because without it I would be a serious danger to society.

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If I’m ever found dead in the woods, it’s probably because I was trying to pet a bear.

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Actors in black and white movies were often putting their lives in danger during driving scenes, as they weren’t able to tell if the traffic light was red or green.

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Restaurant toilets are dangerous! So many of my dates have gone to use them and vanished.

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The best part of being a bomb technician is that you can never have a bad day at work. The worst part of being a bomb technician is that you can never have a bad day at work.

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Your odds are greater of being killed by a coconut rather than a shark and this is exactly why I don’t swim in coconut-infested waters.

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All mushrooms are edible. Some only once.

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The Masters would be a lot more interesting if there were starving alligators roaming throughout the golf course.

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My issue with Jeopardy is that you never get the sense that the contestants are in any real danger.

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I’m like a candle: I’m cute, I smell nice, and there’s a pretty good chance I’ll set your curtains on fire if left unattended.

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More dangerous than a lion that roars is a woman gone silent.

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You can tell me what you want, but alcohol and eye contact are a dangerous combination.

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Don’t let me drive if you’re gonna scream every time we almost die.

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Be warned: I’m bored. This could get dangerous.

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You know the trouble with real life? There’s no danger music.

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