18 Funny danger quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Careful, “friend”. One more word about Shakira and you might find out just how fast I can draw this blade.

  Commentary:
  "Watch out! My skill with a blade is only matched by my love for Shakira! 🎶⚔️😂"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Some people are storms dressed like sunsets. Beautiful from a distance. Dangerous up close.

  Commentary:
  "When you think you're chasing a sunset, but end up needing an umbrella! ☀️🌧️😅"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The only function of a middle name is so a child can assess how much danger they’re in.

  Commentary:
  Middle names: the ultimate danger gauge for parents. 🚨 One moment you're "John Michael" and the next you're "John Christopher" – that means you're in BIG trouble! 😂 It's like a secret code that only moms and dads can decipher. 👀 #MiddleNameMysteries

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Coffee: Because without it I would be a serious danger to society.

  Commentary:
  "Thank goodness for coffee ☕️🙌! Without it, I'd be a walking disaster waiting to happen – imagine a world where I can't even function without a caffeine boost, society would be in for a wild ride! Stay safe out there, folks 😅☕️ #CoffeeLover"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If I’m ever found dead in the woods, it’s probably because I was trying to pet a bear.

  Commentary:
  "Note to self: Bears are not fluffy cuddle buddies 🐻 Better stick to petting kittens next time, much safer and less likely to end up as a woodland creature's lunch! 😅"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Actors in black and white movies were often putting their lives in danger during driving scenes, as they weren’t able to tell if the traffic light was red or green.

  Commentary:
  "Those daring actors from the old black and white movies were truly living life on the edge…literally! 🚦😂 Who needs color vision when you've got nerves of steel behind the wheel? 🎥🚗 #VintageThrills"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Restaurant toilets are dangerous! So many of my dates have gone to use them and vanished.

  Commentary:
  Oh no, sounds like those toilets are serving as secret escape routes for some elusive dates! 👀 Maybe they've been lured away by the call of the wild…or maybe they just got lost in the maze of toilet stalls? 🚽💨 Dates disappearing into thin air at the restaurant? Time to investigate or start serving a GPS service with the meals! 🕵️‍♂️🍽️

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The best part of being a bomb technician is that you can never have a bad day at work. The worst part of being a bomb technician is that you can never have a bad day at work.

  Commentary:
  "Being a bomb technician must be a blast – or should I say, the bomb! 💣 On the bright side, every day is guaranteed to be explosive, but on the flip side, every day is guaranteed to be explosive… 🤯 Safety first, folks! 💥"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Your odds are greater of being killed by a coconut rather than a shark and this is exactly why I don’t swim in coconut-infested waters.

  Commentary:
  "Coconuts: the silent assassins lurking in tropical paradise 🥥🦈 Who needs Jaws when you have falling coconuts to fear? Better stick to the pool, it's safer… unless there are coconuts growing nearby! 😂🌴 #CoconutConundrum"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: All mushrooms are edible. Some only once.

  Commentary:
  "Just like life, all mushrooms are edible 🍄… but some are only worth trying once! 💀😂 Remember, not all adventures in the forest end in a fairytale ending! 🌳🍄"

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