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Sitting with my legs really wide to experiment with gender.

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Don’t talk to me unless you are a ham sandwich.

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My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror.

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Stop using ChatGPT. You got a question, you come to me first.

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Don’t talk to me about regrets if you’ve never had someone’s name tattooed on you.

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AI is trained on what we write, so if we want to save our jobs we should all write really badly for a while. I’ve been doing my bit for years.

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Every time I have to repeat myself, a new curse word gets added into the sentence.

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Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it’s a soap opera!

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If I ever went to jail for murder, it would be for murdering my printer.

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I’m upstairs and the food is downstairs. Send help.

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Good things happen when you smile or when you’re naked.

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Ever read a post multiple times, still tilt your head and whisper, “What?!”

Just shared via YouTube:

WhatsApp shouldn’t just display “seen”, but also “lies” and “also writes with other girls”!

Making waves on Pinterest:

Narcissus fell in love with his own image, but was immediately annoyed at how it always tried to talk while he was talking.

Live now on TikTok:

Today I started gardening. I planted myself in front of the TV and I sat there the entire day.

Live now on WhatsApp:

Changing your mind is an underrated activity.

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The only exercise I done last month was running out of money.

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Petition to allow customer service employees to fight at least one customer per day.

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Opposites often not only attract each other, they often also undress each other.

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I’ve worn oversized T-shirts so much that I suffocate if I wear one that actually fits.

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Might start signing off emails with ‘well, I hope you’re happy’

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Blaming the full moon for whatever unhinged decision I make tonight.

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Spewing nonsense online is the most fun a depressed person is allowed to have in these twisted times.

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The great thing about having a mouse in your house is that I’m sure it’s just the one mouse, probably.

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If you’re gonna spend so much time in my head, would it kill you to tidy up a bit?

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I am cool with January lasting forever because rent is due February 1.

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What if aliens watch our movies about aliens and then invade accordingly in hopes of fitting in with our culture?

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Concert tickets should be 75% off if the artist is really super special to you.

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My wife and I always eat dinner as fast as possible so we can have a popsicle.

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I would cry but my makeup is too expensive.

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Pilot is one of the few jobs where you can get fired for going above and beyond.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Apparently, when you treat people like they treat you, they get upset.

Freshly posted on Threads:

If you like true crime stories, I highly recommend the history of the Catholic Church.

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Relationship status: I’m the only one wearing my hoodies.

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The sweater is an item of clothing that a child has to wear when parents are cold.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

Acceptance truly begins when you ask Alexa to play classic rock and she plays a song that came out when you were in high school.

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Please don’t tell me how bad your life was growing up, we had to manually roll up our car windows.

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I wish there were an option to turn off the Wi-Fi connection for WhatsApp only.

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Not feeling fergalicious today, actually feeling pretty fergusting right now.

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I belong to the generation that repaired the TV with a single blow to the casing.

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