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Speaker phone in public should be illegal.

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I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.

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Quitting my job to pursue my true passion: not working.

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The first time you forgive out of love. The second time out of hope and the third time out of stupidity.

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I’ve heard that people who don’t have Facebook use their free time to lie naked on top of each other. Ew, imagine that.

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Has anyone ever died from waiting for a group of people to decide what they want to eat.

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If you watch soccer backwards, it’s about 11 sad and 11 happy men who nag each other until they get along eventually.

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Remember, for some unknown reason Santa doesn’t make batteries.

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Being a serial killer is much like being a comedian, in that you either hit it big and get your own Netflix special, or you spend eternity popping up on shitty podcasts.

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I’m sorry for the things I said when I was running late due to circumstances completely within my control.

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Conflicts may arise but always remember to be the bitter person.

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New email opener just dropped: “I am interested in bothering you!”

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I’ve heard that people who don’t have Facebook use their free time to lie naked on top of each other. Ew, imagine that.

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Combining breakfast and lunch: Brunch. Combining wine and dinner: Winner.

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My sleeping pattern ain’t even a pattern anymore, it’s a freestyle that’s on shuffle.

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I be like “communication is the key” then put my phone on do not disturb.

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There’s nothing like the excitement of a brand-new book to add to the massive pile of books I still haven’t read.

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The haters said I couldn’t do it. And they were correct. Honestly, great call from the haters.

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My outdoor flowers are doing amazing this year because I left them at the garden center where they belong.

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Ponytails are only hot on women, bro.

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Funny dental visit quotes

Funny dental visit quotes 🦷😂 bring smiles before the checkup even begins! Whether you’re nervous about drills or just love a good laugh, these witty lines will brighten your day and make dental appointments feel a little less daunting. Perfect for sharing with friends or easing those pre-appointment jitters, get ready to chuckle and grin wide with some toothy humor! 😁✨

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Share →: Asking my dentist a question, but sticking my fingers in his mouth before he replies.

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Taking "open wide and say ahh" to a whole new level! 😂🦷🤐
6 months ago
Share →: My dentist said my teeth were stained and asked if I smoke or drink coffee? I said, “I drink it.”

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Well, well, well, looks like this person knows how to multitask – staying awake with coffee while also staining those pearly whites! 😂🦷☕️ Just remember, moderation is key…unless you're trying to match your teeth with your favorite coffee mug!
Jan 25, 2025
Share →: My dentist plays country music, so it’s like a double torture.

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"Going to the dentist is already tough, but adding country music to the mix? That's just adding insult to injury! 🦷🤠 Next up, a root canal set to banjo tunes! 🪕😂"
Jan 21, 2025
Share →: Everyone hates on the dentist but at least they don’t try to weigh you.

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"True, the dentist may make you say 'ahh,' but they won't make you say 'eww, get on the scale.' 😆🦷 #DentistWins"
Jan 20, 2025
Share →: You know you’re mature when you go to the dentist and you are no longer afraid of pain, but of how much it costs.

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"Ah, the moment of truth at the dentist's office: the fear shifts from the pain of the procedure to the pain in your wallet! 💸😬 But hey, at least you can laugh about it… to avoid crying! 😂"

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If these walls could talk, they would definitely say “Wow, this guy really does add cheese to everything after all!”

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Talking to some people is like folding a fitted sheet.

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Bag of flesh that acts weird when another bag of flesh doesn’t send symbols on glowing screen.

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When a door closes in life, sometimes it’s better to grab a hammer and nails and make sure the damn thing stays shut.

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I’m writing a parenting book called ‘Kids won’t listen until you scream like your mother did’.

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Prophecy class has been cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.

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Tiime isn’t on my side, it’s on my face, wrinkling my forehead.

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Shaking my head like an Etch a Sketch to get my thoughts right.

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I have been alive all my life, and have not once seen a Chinese food commercial.

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I wish I could join, but I’m busy plotting revenge because my kids laughed when I showed them I can shake it better than Shakira.

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Doctor: Your body has run out of magnesium. Me: OMg.

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It infuriates me that computer Scrabble doesn’t get mad when I win even though I’m livid when it wins.

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The hard part about dating is finding someone who’s mentally ill enough to understand you, but not mentally ill enough to ruin your life.

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I don’t always leave the house, but when I do, I shouldn’t.

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Sorry I’m late, I believed the washing machine when it said it only had one minute left in the cycle.

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Age is just a number… that now takes a really long time to scroll to.

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Dads were right. Walking around with your hands behind your back and looking at everything around with a mild look of disgust and annoyance is so much fun.

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I wonder if the sun also takes pictures of humanity going down?

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Not many quicksand-related deaths since the 1970s. Thank God the authorities got that nightmare under control.

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I am not the person I thought I was when I cut that donut in half.

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