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Someone from 🇦🇱 has shared:

That “meeting canceled” ping is a gift from the Gods.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has copied:

My wife had a dream that I have a secret second wife named Linda. Now, when she’s mad at me, I just say, “Linda wouldn’t get mad about that.”

Someone from 🇱🇰 has shared:

Life is what happens in between trips to the fridge.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has downloaded:

I find it sad that my universal remote does not control the universe. Not even remotely.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has copied:

ChatGPT is down right now and if you listen closely, you can hear millions of content creators screaming.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has downloaded:

It’s Monday, proceed with caution.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has downloaded:

Why does everyone always think that I know what I’m doing? Most of the time I watch myself in amazement and am curious to see what happens.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has copied:

The way I see it, eating chips while I wait for my pizza to arrive is no different than ordering a starter in a restaurant.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has shared:

People with ADHD be like “I can’t fry an egg, I got too much going on”.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has copied:

Eat whatever you want. If someone calls you fat, eat them too.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

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Jan 2, 2026

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Shared recently on LinkedIn:

My issue with Jeopardy is that you never get the sense that the contestants are in any real danger.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

Dear resealable chocolate bag, your confidence in my self-control was truly inspiring. And you were delicious.

Freshly posted on Discord:

And to my children I leave my collection of tote bags and gift bags.

Making waves on Messenger:

I won $6 on a scratch-off last night. Out of my way, peasants!

Just shared via WeChat:

I hate it when you ask what you thought was a simple question in a meeting at work, and it turns into another meeting.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

People will be like “there is no right or wrong way to do it” until you do it the wrong way.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

There are drug-sniffing dogs, guide dogs, dogs that save lives. And then there’s my dog, who hits the lead when he poops.

Shared recently on TikTok:

We are so shocked by “Butthead” that we ignore the strangeness of the name “Beavis”.

Freshly posted on Discord:

It’s so beautiful to see people just give up at work this time of year. I’m getting emails that do not include any complete sentences.

Making waves on Reddit:

90% of debugging is just realizing your own stupidity in slow motion.

Funny dental visit quotes

Funny dental visit quotes 🦷😂 bring smiles before the checkup even begins! Whether you’re nervous about drills or just love a good laugh, these witty lines will brighten your day and make dental appointments feel a little less daunting. Perfect for sharing with friends or easing those pre-appointment jitters, get ready to chuckle and grin wide with some toothy humor! 😁✨

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Asking my dentist a question, but sticking my fingers in his mouth before he replies.

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My dentist said my teeth were stained and asked if I smoke or drink coffee? I said, “I drink it.”

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My dentist plays country music, so it’s like a double torture.

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Everyone hates on the dentist but at least they don’t try to weigh you.

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You know you’re mature when you go to the dentist and you are no longer afraid of pain, but of how much it costs.

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13 shares on YouTube this month:

I don’t have to take this abuse from you; I’ve got hundreds of people dying to abuse me.

54 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Hair is unwashed, so I obviously feel like I’m fundamentally unlovable.

11 shares on X this month:

Having to choose between an old guy or a convicted felon is a perfect depiction of what dating apps are Iike.

56 shares on Telegram this month:

I think it’s very sexy of me to still move with love in a world like this.

70 shares on TikTok this month:

No, I didn’t eat enough protein today, but I did think of you with enough intensity to generate new muscle tissue in my heart.

84 shares on TikTok this month:

11:00 am – Anything is possible. 3:00 pm – But not today.

64 shares on Snapchat this month:

The more stupid the views, the harder it is to talk people out of them.

53 shares on Reddit this month:

My new pajamas have no pockets. I don’t want to hear your problems.

99 shares on TikTok this month:

$20k in my bank account. – The k is silent.

39 shares on TikTok this month:

Going to the gym for my health and wellbeing? No, I just wanna look good naked.

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11 folks are currently checking 👀

I wish my midlife crisis made me want to get a gym membership and a revenge body, but instead I’m eating Snickers for breakfast in bed.

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If you love a friend, let them go. If they come back with coffee, it was meant to be.

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My main career goal at the moment is to find a big bag of money in the woods.

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Asking my dentist a question, but sticking my fingers in his mouth before he replies.

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Life is basically avoiding people who have seen you naked, whilst trying to find new people to see you naked.

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Can we start the weekend again? I wasn’t ready.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

How much longer do we have to keep pretending that Pilates isn’t a sex thing?

23 folks are currently checking 👀

There’s really nothing as pathetic as watching a sad little man argue with Grok in hopes of manipulating the conversation to get an answer he wants.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

My therapist said this to me, and it hit me like a brick: “They’re not your friends if they disagree with you or try to challenge you.”

6 folks are currently checking 👀

Whenever I’m sad, you’re there. Whenever I have problems, you’re there. Whenever I lose control, you’re there. Let’s face it, you are bad luck.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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55 this month

Funny Quotes Total

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Funny Quotes Topics

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Updated

Jan 2, 2026

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇿🇦 has copied:

Have I made bad decisions when I was drunk? Sure. But have the sober ones been any better? Not really.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has viewed:

She’s the kind of beautiful that makes me do 40 push-ups in my room at 3am.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has shared:

Me driving at night: I hope this is the road!

Someone from 🇨🇻 has downloaded:

There are two types of people in the world, those who have to go to Walmart, and those who get to go to Walmart.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has shared:

For whom the doom scrolls!

Someone from 🇦🇲 has viewed:

My super talent is hitting every red light on the way to wherever the hell I’m going.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has bookmarked:

Some people are so judgmental, I can tell by just looking at them.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has copied:

This year has been the perfect blend between me losing my mind and having the time of my life.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has downloaded:

Body by sandwich.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has copied:

An escape room, but it’s just your thoughts. Good luck.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Snapchat:

It’s not jingling to you that I’m standing on Christmas.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Husband said he only wants to allow our kids to watch Looney Tunes and nothing else because of the “moral lessons”.

Trending via Slack:

Two of the best things in life are laughing and orgasms. I want to make you do both a lot.

Making waves on TikTok:

I was very disappointed when I found out drinking alcohol doesn’t actually kill brain cells, I was hoping to join a political party one day.

Trending via Discord:

An electric car is just another electric chair.

Seen just now on Discord:

A coffee the size of Manhattan please.

Spotted on Slack:

Why can’t they use deep fake technology for good instead of evil? Like taking Zoom meetings for you, stuff like that.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

Good morning, especially if they tried to make you go to rehab and you said “no, no, no.”

Live now on Discord:

Twitter is basically a psychiatric ward where all the patients diagnose each other.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

How many filters does it take before it’s technically a painting?

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