My dentist said my teeth were stained and asked if I smoke or drink coffee? I said, “I drink it.”

My dentist said my teeth were stained and asked if I smoke or drink coffee? I said, “I drink it.”

Commentary:
Well, well, well, looks like this person knows how to multitask – staying awake with coffee while also staining those pearly whites! 😂🦷☕️ Just remember, moderation is key…unless you're trying to match your teeth with your favorite coffee mug!

My dentist plays country music, so it’s like a double torture.

My dentist plays country music, so it’s like a double torture.

Commentary:
"Going to the dentist is already tough, but adding country music to the mix? That's just adding insult to injury! 🦷🤠 Next up, a root canal set to banjo tunes! 🪕😂"

Everyone hates on the dentist but at least they don’t try to weigh you.

Everyone hates on the dentist but at least they don’t try to weigh you.

Commentary:
"True, the dentist may make you say 'ahh,' but they won't make you say 'eww, get on the scale.' 😆🦷 #DentistWins"

You know you're mature when you go to the dentist and you are no longer afraid of pain, but of how much it costs.

You know you’re mature when you go to the dentist and you are no longer afraid of pain, but of how much it costs.

Commentary:
"Ah, the moment of truth at the dentist's office: the fear shifts from the pain of the procedure to the pain in your wallet! 💸😬 But hey, at least you can laugh about it… to avoid crying! 😂"