Commentary:
"Looks like the devil decided to outsource his evil schemes to your own brain – talk about cutting out the middleman! 🧠😈 Don't worry, even Hell wouldn't want to deal with that level of sass and wit for long! 🔥😂"
16 Funny devil quotes
The devil couldn’t reach me so he made sure my love life was bullshit.
Commentary:
Looks like the devil doesn't like competition, so he messed with your love life instead! 🤷♂️💔 Just remember, if the devil's messing with you, you must be doing something right! 😈😂 #LoveTroubles #DevilishMischief
You want me to pay attention to the details? The thing the devil is in?
Commentary:
"Oh, so you're saying I should watch out for devilish details? 👀👹 Well, I do have a way of turning a blind eye to those pesky little buggers. Ignorance is bliss, right? 😅🔍 #DetailsSchmetails"
It’s Sunday. I’ve slept in and ignored church. Somewhere the devil is sitting and clicking on “Like”.
Commentary:
Ah, the classic Sunday dilemma – snooze or choose church shoes! 😈👠 Looks like the devil is channeling his inner social media guru today, spreading likes instead of fire and brimstone. Who knew he had such a good eye for content? 😂👹 #SundayFunday #DevilLikes
Stranger: Your children are angels. Me: So was the devil.
Commentary:
"Stranger: Your children are angels. 👼 Me: So was the devil. 😈 Who says innocence can't be mischievous!?"
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was making all of the food that is unhealthy for you taste so good.
Commentary:
Why is it that every bite of broccoli feels like betrayal when pizza exists? 🍕😈🥦