Funny diamonds quotes

Whoever said diamonds are a girl’s best friend clearly has never met shredded cheese.

Commentary:
"Whoever said diamonds are a girl's best friend clearly hasn't experienced the cheesy goodness that shredded cheese brings to the table! 🧀💎 Move over diamonds, cheese is the real MVP in this friendship game! 😂"

It’s actually crazy we figured out how to grow real diamonds that are cheaper and better quality than the real thing, and so many people are still like, no thanks, the suffering is what makes it special.

Commentary:
Why settle for drama-free diamonds when the thrill of human misery adds that extra je ne sais quoi? 😂💎🔍