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Someone from 🇷🇼 has copied:

Meteorologists are always talking about the weather and hardly ever about meteors.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has copied:

Can we not just call it Zealand now?

Someone from 🇪🇨 has bookmarked:

I love sleeping so much that it is the first thing I think about when I wake up.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has bookmarked:

If someone asks why you’re so pale, simply reply, completely shocked, “You can see me?”

Someone from 🇿🇦 has downloaded:

It doesn’t matter how old you get, buying snacks for a road trip should always look like an unsupervised 9-year-old was given $100.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has copied:

Men who tell their woman she’s pretty, for no particular reason, keep that shit up.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has viewed:

Tom and Jerry fooled me into thinking dogs bullied cats when it’s the opposite in reality.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has viewed:

Never underestimate the healing power of having your bed to yourself.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has downloaded:

I’ve learned my lesson so many times that I could be a teacher.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has downloaded:

I like to establish dominance by yawning the minute someone tries to make small talk with me.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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242 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,511

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17,578

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15,511

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

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Live now on WhatsApp:

Asian parents give you unmoanable names so you can focus on your studies.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

In my opinion, those who go jogging on a Sunday morning certainly don’t have a comfortable sofa.

Shared recently on WeChat:

My neighbors listen to really good music, whether they like it or not.

Spotted on YouTube:

Most of your problems emanate from assuming that you are intelligent. Ease into your stupidity, and be free.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

That moment when you’ve gone through Insta, Facebook, X and the new emails and you know you should start working now. Luckily, there’s YouTube.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

I’m at that point on a Monday where no.

Just landed via WeChat:

“Fox Mulder” is an aggressively sexy name.

Trending via Instagram:

I’ve spent 80% of my adult life resetting my password.

Shared recently on Telegram:

I’m putting free wifi on my gravestone, so people will come visit me.

Live now on Instagram:

Getting accused of using AI when you didn’t is like this century’s version of a witch allegation.

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32 shares on Messenger this month:

A Bug’s Life” (1998) radicalized me.

77 shares on Instagram this month:

I’m probably like this because I drank water from the hose.

55 shares on LinkedIn this month:

According to the web, caffeine deficiency is a life threatening condition for people around you.

14 shares on LinkedIn this month:

The healthy food in my fridge should be grateful really. It survives much longer than everything else.

38 shares on Instagram this month:

Geometry is a scam. What do you mean “prove it’s a triangle”? Just look at it.

100 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I once let a really short guy be the big spoon and it felt like I went to bed with a backpack on.

65 shares on Messenger this month:

The thing about being 50+ is that whenever an opportunity to pee is available – you’re wise to take it.

79 shares on Threads this month:

The female ability to be able to guess exactly which girl it is out of his 740 following.

22 shares on Messenger this month:

Tattoo idea for men: spider webs in the corners of the receding hairline.

50 shares on Discord this month:

Hosting Thanksgiving? Bring up politics so everyone will leave early.

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Hot Jokes 💥

23 folks are currently checking 👀

Plot twist: a Mission Impossible movie where the mission is in fact impossible.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

You get to choose which path you take. I see some of you have chosen the psychopath.

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How inappropriate is it to ask a stranger to scratch your back? Need to know ten minutes ago.

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Sometimes I delete a post because I remember I’m too old for it.

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I love traveling because I love to check if I have my passport every 3-4 minutes.

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The problem with salad is, it’s salad.

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All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.

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Gonna get my eye looked at today. Usually it’s the other way around.

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I get ignored so much, my name should be “terms and conditions”.

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Please pray for our son, who had to unload the dishwasher when “he just did this yesterday, and he’s tired.”

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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242 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,511

Funny Quotes Topics

17,578

Funny Quotes Images

15,511

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

Users Online

3,534

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇭 has viewed:

I bought a book on Feng Shui, but I don’t know where to put it.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has downloaded:

Whether you rip off a bandaid quickly or slowly, I find it’s best to ask the wearer’s permission first.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has downloaded:

“I’m so grateful that so many things are none of my business.”

Someone from 🇨🇷 has viewed:

Some people’s high horses are actually donkeys.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has copied:

I have the patience of a nearly ripe avocado.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has bookmarked:

She’s the kind of beautiful that makes me do 40 push-ups in my room at 3am.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has shared:

Life is short, unless you’re listening to a kid describing an episode of PAW Patrol.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has copied:

How dare my boss set up a meeting for the time I sneak off early?

Someone from 🇰🇭 has bookmarked:

My parents still haven’t apologized for making me ugly.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has shared:

The Secret Service was chasing me but I painted a tunnel on the side of a wall and they all ran into it.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Driving home, listening to Gangsta’s Paradise, with my hands at 10 and 2.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Forgetting how to clean the dishes and shooting them with a gun.

Trending via Telegram:

Tuesday is just Monday wearing a fake mustache.

Just landed via Messenger:

Some things are better left alone, like me, for instance.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

My youngest had a mandatory drugs and alcohol lecture today at school, and he still can’t mix a proper drink.

Going viral on X:

An app where you and your partner swipe left and right on restaurants until there’s a match. No talking, no negotiation. Who’s building this?

Trending via Threads:

If you ever see me out in public, just know I don’t want to be there.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

How soon into a new relationship should you let her know you’re an idiot?

Going viral on Messenger:

You don’t scare me. I used to have to call and ask a girl’s parents if she was there.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Maturity is when you realize money can actually buy happiness.

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