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Anyone who thinks office jobs are harmless has never cut their finger on paper.

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Some nights I stay up hella late just farting.

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Had salad for the third night in a row and now I get why you’re so angry, vegans.

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How lazy are you?” I greet people by raising my eyebrows.

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Hiccups became less popular. I never hear people hiccuping anymore. What’s going on there?

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Only a couple more days until I come home and pretend I forgot about Valentine’s Day.

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My extravagant lifestyle of paying for housing and buying groceries is really getting in the way of my ability to save money.

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Not being able to see Likes on posts is a tragedy. Love it when two people are arguing and you can see all their little backup dancers.

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Do I work hard? No. But do I work smart to compensate. Absolutely not.

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Prime numbers are so cunty. Like okay, diva — only divisible by yourself?

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I don’t have any patience because it takes too long.

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I left the house with wet hair and no makeup on, so I’m sure I’ll run into everyone I know.

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Please stop calling 911 when you see me dancing. I’m fine!

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Being a social worker is crazy because those are literally my two least favorite things.

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I saw someone wearing a shirt today that said “Eat Pasta Run Fasta,” and I can’t get it out of my head.

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Of all her outfits, my shirt and no underwear will always be my favorite.

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Microdosing hell by checking the web every day.

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Most people think that I’m arrogant, but who cares what peasants think.

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This gum has my stomach convinced food is coming.

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Need to shave my legs again. Blow-drying takes far too long.

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There are always new uncomplimentary angles to view yourself from. Keep contorting!

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Daffodil totally sounds like an insult, you blooming daffodil.

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“I’ll worry about it next time.” Me pissing off future me.

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Welcome to your 40s. You now pay for 7 streaming services, only use 4 and can’t remember the password to any of them.

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Dads will insist the Masters is exciting while also napping through it.

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I can’t believe I slept good all night. What a rush.

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It’s always fun listening to someone’s lie when you already know the truth.

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Lounging under the stars is top-tier therapy.

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I hope I find $10,000 on the floor later.

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He was only called Mr. Pepper until he published his groundbreaking research on fizzics.

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There are advantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it. There are disadvantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it.

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Life’s too short to remove the USB drive safely.

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I don’t understand the desire to rock climb. We have stairs for that now. Problem solved.

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It’s hard to sleep knowing that Coke is in the fridge.

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I bring a very “are you going to eat your pickle” vibe to lunch meetings.

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They just don’t put milkshakes in the yard like they used to.

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Opening up to a woman is like talking to the police, anything you say can and will be used against you.

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I give such good nudes that nobody ever needs to ask me for a second one.

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I regret to inform you all that I just plan on getting hotter and weirder.

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In banana years, I am bread.

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