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Someone from 🇭🇹 has copied:

It’s Friday. Rules don’t apply.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has viewed:

Apparently, if you leave your Tupperware cupboard unorganized for too long, they procreate, and extra lids appear out of nowhere.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has copied:

Squirrels get most of their energy from chewing on powerlines, that acorn thing is just for show.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has copied:

The older you get, the farther away your toenails are when they need a trim.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has bookmarked:

On one hand, it’s terrible to not have access to the Internet, but on the other hand, it’s terrible to have access to the Internet.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has copied:

Take my advice, I’m not using it.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has downloaded:

My dream is being pitted against the world’s greatest AI in a writing contest and crafting a story that’s so beautiful that I make the computer cry.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has viewed:

Adult life sucks. Friends don’t even ask to see how fast you can run in your new shoes anymore.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has downloaded:

Pinterest algorithm is like a loving dad who fills the whole fridge with oranges after seeing you enjoy one.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has bookmarked:

I’m drinking coffee so I don’t say mean things to you. You’re welcome.

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Spotted on Threads:

Wait. We’re now turning plants into burgers? Haven’t cows been doing that like, forever.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Lie during your job interview because they’re lying to you about their great work environment.

Shared recently on X:

I hate when someone you love says mean things like, “It’s time to wake up.”

Just shared via WeChat:

They should invent a rom-com where no one has to overhear anything that leads to a huge unnecessary misunderstanding.

Just shared via YouTube:

Being awake is the worst.

Going viral on Instagram:

I enjoy excess, but only in moderation.

Seen just now on Instagram:

I miss being a kid. Nobody asks what my favorite dinosaur is anymore.

Breaking via Discord:

At the plastic surgeon: Please, Doc, help me. My Barbie doll has appendicitis.

Shared recently on X:

If you ever get a chance to date a cute person for one day, where will you take me?

Reported on WeChat:

I wanna marry someone funnier than me, but sadly, I am the funniest.

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Funny disrespectful quotes are the perfect blend of sass and humor 😜🔥, ready to spice up any conversation or social feed! Whether you’re looking to roast a friend playfully or just need a cheeky comeback, these clever zingers bring laughter with a side of attitude 😏💥. Get ready to unleash your inner savage and keep everyone guessing with wit that’s equal parts bold and hilarious 😂⚡!

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Share →: By the time I remember to text back, it be too disrespectful to even do it.

Commentary:
"When I finally remember to reply, I'm basically sending a message from the Paleolithic era. 📜😂🦖"
6 months ago
Share →: I get real disrespectful with serving sizes. A bag is not gonna tell me what to do.

Commentary:
"Who does that bag think it is, bossing around your snack choices like it owns the place? 🙄😂 Serving sizes are more like serving suggestions anyway. Bag, you're not the boss of us! 🙌🍟 #SnackRevolt"

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Someone from 🇰🇬 has shared:

I’m proud to announce that am winning my fight against sobriety.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has shared:

Nothing tests your patience like a group chat blowing up your phone.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has shared:

It’s a good thing that our phones only convey sight and sound. No offense, but from most of you I would never want to receive a smelfie!

Someone from 🇸🇷 has shared:

April fools prank: replace all the sugar in your house with cocaine.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has bookmarked:

Fun fact: Did you know that removing junk food from your diet can help you lose up to 90% of your will to live?

Someone from 🇦🇫 has viewed:

I am so incredibly tired today. I think my shelf life has expired.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has bookmarked:

The awkward moment when someone’s zipper is down and you don’t know whether to tell them or not.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has shared:

The train announcer just said we should keep our personal belongings with us at all times but I’ve left most of mine at home.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has bookmarked:

Just so you know, what you now call an energy bar is what my father gave the canary.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has shared:

We need to stop making more Christmas music. We have enough.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via LinkedIn:

I think that police officers on foot should wear blue flashing sneakers.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Maybe hot chocolate wants to be called beautiful chocolate at least one time.

Breaking via Threads:

The difference between a biography and an autobiography is self-explanatory.

Just landed via YouTube:

It’s crazy I need a certificate to prove I was born when you can literally just look at me.

Shared recently on WeChat:

I’m dying for some sweets and the only thing sweet in the house is me.

Reported on Reddit:

I’m not being mean. I’m just too old to pretend to like you.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Me: Please let me sleep! Brain: Nope, we have to stay up together and go over every bad life decision we have made so far.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Would it kill the makers of avocados to put a different toy inside?

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Not to brag or anything, but I can forget what I’m doing while I’m doing it.

Live now on Messenger:

Yes, I’m full of microplastics, but it’s actually been helpful. It’s given me superpowers. I can communicate with Tupperware.

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