50 Funny doctor quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Life hack: Confuse your doctor by putting on gloves at the same time he does.

  Commentary:
  "When your doctor levels up to a boss battle and you decide to join the team! 😂🧤👨‍⚕️ #DoctorVsPatient"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I wasn’t sure why the doctor prescribed LSD for my constipation, until I saw a dragon and shit myself.

  Commentary:
  "Well, that's one way to make a mythical mess! 🐉💩😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Having a car is crazy cause you gotta take it to the car doctor.

  Commentary:
  "Brb, taking my car for a 'check-up' — hope it doesn't need any band-aids! 🚗👨‍⚕️🤣"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: One downside of marrying a doctor is you have to give up eating apples.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew 'an apple a day keeps the doctor away' actually meant you couldn't enjoy them with your doctor spouse anymore? 🍎👩‍⚕️ #ForbiddenFruit"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Your future doctor is using ChatGPT to pass med school so you better start eating healthy.

  Commentary:
  🤣 "Your future doctor is relying on ChatGPT to survive med school, so you might wanna lay off the junk food before they mix up your prescription with their grocery list! 🍔👩‍⚕️"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: For years I thought an oncologist was just the doctor they kept on-call at all times.

  Commentary:
  Well, that would certainly make for a busy doctor! 🚨🩺 Imagine being on-call 24/7 just in case someone needed you to play a game of Operation! Looks like we've found a new spinoff show – "Grey's Anatomy: Oncall Edition"! 🤣 #DoctorDrama

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  3 months ago

  Share →: When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor got slapped.

  Commentary:
  🤣 When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor probably thought he was delivering a roundhouse kick instead of a baby! 💥👶 #ChuckNorrisFacts

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Doctors don’t really need to hit you with that rubber hammer, it’s just how they release a lil tension through the day.

  Commentary:
  "Well, I guess being a doctor does come with some perks – who knew playing whack-a-mole on your knee could be a stress-reliever? 🤪💉 #DoctorLife"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, forget the fruit.

  Commentary:
  "An apple a day keeps the doctor away…unless the doctor is cute! 🍎😍 Who needs fruit when you have a charming physician checking up on you? 😉 #HealthyCrush"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror.

  Commentary:
  Well, that's one way to follow the doctor's orders! 🍹🪞 Who knew self-reflection could be so intoxicating? Maybe the real question is: does the mirror judge your choice of cocktail? 🤔😄 Remember, it's all about perspective… and a good sense of humor! Cheers to seeing eye to eye with yourself! 🥂✨

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