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Funny doctor quotes

Oct 20
Share →: My doctor told me to eat more Taco Bell. Well, he actually said “less McDonald’s”, but I’m pretty sure I know what he meant.
Oct 15
Share →: Saw the eye doctor, and that’s 90% of the vision test right there.
Oct 9
Share →: A garlic a day keeps the doctor away.
Oct 6
Share →: Considering that doctors are never on time, they should tell you to come a half hour late, not early.
Oct 3
Share →: Just once I’d like to hear a doctor say, “Your guess is as good as mine.”
Sep 25
Share →: When I say someone is a good doctor, it’s entirely based on the strength of their waiting room Wi-Fi.
Sep 22
Share →: I wish my doctor would put down a little treat to distract me like my vet does for my dog.
Sep 22
Share →: My eye doctor is alarmingly young and when he said he thought I had a chalazion or a hordoleum, I thought he might be referencing Pokémon.
Sep 22
Share →: Doctors don’t really need to hit you with that rubber hammer, it’s just how they release a lil tension through the day.
Sep 22
Share →: An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, forget the fruit.