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6 months ago
Share →: Family guy is so insane, because why were people dating that dog?

Commentary:
"Family Guy truly pushes the boundaries of surrealism – where else would you find humans falling for a talking dog? 🐶❤️ It's a love story for the ages, or should we say for the 'paws'! 🤪 #FamilyGuyFun"
6 months ago
Share →: I think my dog always follows me to the bathroom because I always follow him outside and he thinks that’s the way it works.

Commentary:
🐶 "Why do dogs always want to accompany us to the bathroom? Well, maybe it's just their way of returning the favor for all those outdoor potty breaks we give them! It's a 'you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours… or sniff yours' kinda deal!" 🚽🤣
6 months ago
Share →: Sorry I’m late, my dog was sleeping in the shape of a donut and I had to take so many photos.

Commentary:
"Sounds like a legitimate reason for being fashionably late! 🍩📸 Who can resist capturing such adorable donut-shaped moments, right? Next time, just blame it on the dog – guaranteed no one will be mad! 😄🐶 #Priorities"
6 months ago
Share →: Whenever someone asks me if my dog is adopted I respond with, “no, she’s biologically mine.”

Commentary:
"Next time someone questions if your dog is adopted, hit 'em with that 'biologically mine' sass! 🐾 Don't mess with the paw-sonalities in this pack! 🤣 #FurReal #DoggyDNA"
6 months ago
Share →: I walked into a holiday party, saw someone else already playing with the dog, and realized they’d stolen my entire social strategy.

Commentary:
🐶🎉 "I walked into a holiday party, excited to mingle, only to find my soulmate playing with the dog like it's the last piece of cake! Guess I need to paws and rethink my social game plan. Who knew my competition would be a four-legged furry charmer? 🤷‍♂️🐾 #DoggoStealsTheShow"
6 months ago
Share →: My only chance at a big house in the country is if I become a rescue dog.

Commentary:
Looks like you're barking up the right tree! 🏡🐾 Who knew that becoming a rescue dog could lead to the ultimate ruff life in the countryside? 🐶💼 Time to start perfecting those tail-wagging skills and fetching those dreams! 🐕✨ #RescueDogGoals
Jan 28, 2025
Share →: I wish I could be as excited about being awake as my dog is about me being awake.

Commentary:
Isn't it funny how our furry friends can be so full of energy and excitement, ready to take on the day at the crack of dawn? 🐶☀️ Meanwhile, we humans stumble around looking for that elusive cup of coffee, still trying to convince ourselves that mornings are a good idea. Maybe we should take a leaf out of our dog's book and embrace that morning enthusiasm – or at least aim for half of their level of perkiness! 😉
Jan 28, 2025
Share →: My dog sure does give a lot of side eye for someone without a job.

Commentary:
🐶😒 "My dog sure does give a lot of side eye for someone without a job. Honestly, if side-eyeing was a paying gig, my furball would be living his best life! Maybe I should start charging him rent for all that sassy attitude." 😄 #UnemployedButUnbothered
Jan 28, 2025
Share →: Tell your dog I said woof woof.

Commentary:
"Sure, I'll make sure to bark up the right tree with that message! 🐾🐶 Woof woof from the canine communicator!"
Jan 28, 2025
Share →: The Frankfurt School?? What are you majoring in, hot dog?

Commentary:
"Ah, the Frankfurt School, where we dissect the relish-ionship between sauerkraut and society! 🌭🤓 Better grab some mustard for that major! 😉"