101 Funny dog quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My dog sets an impossible bar for how I should greet my wife when she comes home.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like your dog is really leading the way in setting high standards for welcome home parties! 🐶🏆 Maybe take some notes from your fluffy life coach and step up your greeting game! 😄👏"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I would never put up a lost dog poster. I’m not letting the whole neighborhood know I fumbled.

  Commentary:
  "Putting up a lost dog poster? Nah, I'd rather keep my fumbles on the down low, thank you very much! 🐶🤷‍♂️ #NotLettingItOut"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If I had money, my life would be pretty much the same, but my dogs would destroy much nicer stuff.

  Commentary:
  "If I had a dollar for every time my dogs chewed something they shouldn't, I'd probably just buy them more expensive chew toys to destroy! 🐶💸🤷‍♂️ #LifeWithDogs"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Definitely thought I’d be solving mysteries and unmasking ghosts in a van with a dog by this point in my life.

  Commentary:
  "Oops, took a wrong turn at Scooby-Doo and ended up in reality instead! 👻🐶 At least there are fewer ghosts but boy, do those mysteries at work sure keep me on my toes! 🔍😅"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The main difference between my dog and my kid is my dog responds to her name being called.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the classic struggle of calling out names! 🐶👶 Who knew getting attention could be this challenging? At least with the dog, you're guaranteed some level of response, unlike the unpredictable kid! 😅🐾 #ParentsVsPets

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I threw a ball for my dog. May be a little extravagant, but he looks great in a tux.

  Commentary:
  Looks like this pup is living his best life in style! 🎩🐶 Who needs a fancy dinner party when you can have a doggo slaying in a tuxedo at the park instead? Talk about a paw-dorable fashion statement! 💃🐕

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I just tried to groom my dog myself, and I now fully understand why the dog groomer charges more for a haircut than my own stylist.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the trials and tribulations of DIY dog grooming! 💇‍♀️🐶 Who knew those furry friends could be such demanding clients? Maybe it's time to leave the styling to the professionals and stick to the simple tricks like fetch and belly rubs. 😉 #DogGroomingStruggles"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I have heard that people without dogs have to pick up dropped food themselves.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the age-old wisdom of living with a dog: no need to worry about dropped food because you've got a furry cleanup crew on standby! 🐾 Who needs a vacuum when you've got a hungry pooch around? 😂🐶 #LifeHack"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Wolves are just dogs that nobody has called a “good boy” yet.

  Commentary:
  "Maybe all wolves need is some love and positive reinforcement to unleash their inner 'good boy' potential! 🐺🐶 Who knows, they might start wagging their tails instead of howling at the moon! 🌕😄"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My dog just looked me in the eye and said “no one is gonna believe you”, then took a nap.

  Commentary:
  Well, that's one sneaky pup! 😂🐶 It seems like your dog knows how to keep you on your toes with their unpredictable antics. Who knew our furry friends could be such masters of deception? Just imagine the mischief they get up to when we're not around! 🐾 #DoggyDrama

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