“Stop talking about old drama!” God forbid a girl and her bestie enjoy their history lessons.

Imagine being a dinosaur. No work or bills. No drama. Just extinct.

“Grey’s Anatomy” but it’s told entirely through the lens of the hospital’s HR department.

Everyone hates drama, yet somehow the tabloids remain in business.

Girls be like “forget it, I’m fine” then set your house on fire.

Everyone who dramatically ‘quits’ social media is back in 48 hours like it was just a trial separation.

Told my girl I’m tired of her dramas and she bought me an energy drink.

I don’t wanna be dramatic but the work week continuously restarting is literally ruining my life.

I don’t get involved in anyone’s business, let alone their drama. You should try it.

The Internet is fun because you can post about banana bread and somehow end up in a fight.

Once again, I was not nominated for an Oscar this morning for acting my way through life.

I avoid drama by being unpopular.

Unfortunately, I am not nonchalant, I will set myself on fire.

When I say “I hate drama”, I mean I hate being involved in drama. Other people’s drama? Big fan!

Absolute worst time of year to have a secret family. Hands down.

The concept of a courtroom sketch artist is so funny to me. Here’s our little murder doodler.

Middle children as adults still trying to get attention because the oldest is being dramatic and the younger child is getting away with everything.

If I were Noah, I’d bring three of every animal just to create some drama.

Thank you two-step authentication codes that expire after 60 seconds for providing Mission Impossible-type drama into my mundane suburban existence.

Girls will be like “it’s fine” and then go and curse your whole bloodline.