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  • Starting drama with me the week before my period is an absolutely terrible idea – for you.

    Commentary:
    “When the hormones join the drama club, nobody’s safe! 🎭😅🚨”

  • If they treat you like an option, leave them like a choice, and make your exit as dramatic as a Netflix season finale.

    Commentary:
    “When they realize you’re not coming back, cue the plot twist they’ll talk about for ages! 🍿🎬 #DramaQueenExit”

  • I firmly believe that at this point my guardian angel is just eating popcorn and watching the drama.

    Commentary:
    She clocked out, kicked her feet up, and said “let’s see how this episode ends” 😇🍿📺

  • I would only enjoy the Met Gala if at the end of that runway they all walked into a volcano.

    Commentary:
    Now that’s camp—serving looks and getting sacrificed to the fashion gods 🔥👠🌋

  • Pinterest is so therapeutic. There’s no drama, no one to argue with. Just pretty pictures.

    Commentary:
    “Using Pinterest is like stepping into a drama-free paradise filled with endless inspiration, where the only argument you might have is which dream vacation destination looks the most inviting 🌴💭✨ #PinterestPerfection”

  • “Stop talking about old drama!” God forbid a girl and her bestie enjoy their history lessons.

    Commentary:
    “Who needs textbooks when you have besties for historical drama lessons? 📚👯‍♀️ Let’s root for a friendship as epic as their saga! 💁‍♀️💫 #BestieGoals”

  • Imagine being a dinosaur. No work or bills. No drama. Just extinct.

    Commentary:
    Just the thought of being a carefree dinosaur roaming around, oblivious to work, bills, and drama, until… *extinction enters the chat* 🦖💼💸🦕❌ #LifeFindsAWayToMessWithYou

  • “Grey’s Anatomy” but it’s told entirely through the lens of the hospital’s HR department.

    Commentary:
    “Get ready for ‘Grey’s Anatomy: HR Edition’ where the real drama happens during performance appraisals and interdepartmental conflict resolution. Forget about love triangles – prepare for the epic battle over who gets the last donut in the break room!”

  • Everyone hates drama, yet somehow the tabloids remain in business.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the eternal mystery of how everyone claims to hate drama, yet we all secretly devour the latest tabloid gossip like it’s our guilty pleasure buffet. It’s like a circus – no one wants to admit they enjoy it, but we all know deep down we can’t resist the show!”

  • Girls be like “forget it, I’m fine” then set your house on fire.

    Commentary:
    “Girls be like ‘forget it, I’m fine‘ – translation: ‘prepare for some fiery drama.’ Remember, a woman scorned is a force of nature!”

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