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Google Maps should not count towards my screen time. I’m not addicted to my phone, I’m disoriented.

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My tween would like you to know I ruined his life when I told him to stop being super sus and cringe and be more lit yo.

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I belong to the generation that repaired the TV with a single blow to the casing.

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I hate checking my bank account after having a good time.

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Be nice to me, I may be hot one day.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has downloaded:

I’m an over-explainer (I explain things too much).

Someone from 🇨🇭 has downloaded:

Hey man, your fly is down. Let me get that for you.

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Why did they call it K-pop and not Seoul music?

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No one knows what I’m up to, not even me.

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At some point, I need to admit my ‘guilty pleasure’ music taste is just my music taste now.

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Making waves on Messenger:

My parents told me I could be anything I wanted so I became unacceptable.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

‘You’re going to die alone!’ Okay, when did dying become a group project?

Going viral on Threads:

What a time to be alive! (Derogatory)

Making waves on LinkedIn:

The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

One interesting thing I learned in my thirties is that you can leave a bar before it closes.

Just shared via Snapchat:

I feel like my greatest accomplishment today has been not saying what I’m thinking out loud.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Every citizen over 18 should be eligible to be drafted into the Postal Service.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Hey, are you an aurora borealis or why am I waiting in vain for you to appear?

Reported on X:

By 30, you should have settled down with an addiction that works for your lifestyle, no second guessing. You go to work, come home, and [addiction].

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

I love it when strangers smile at me and I smile back, and we have that nice stranger smiling moment.

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36 Funny drama quotes

Funny drama quotes 🎭 have a magical way of tickling our funny bones while adding a sprinkle of whimsy to life’s chaos! 😂 Whether you’re diving into your favorite TV show or recalling a memorable play, these clever lines bring a smile to your face and a giggle to your heart. Embrace the hilarity with quotes that capture the delightful absurdity of dramatic moments, turning every scene into a comedic masterpiece! 🎬✨

New funny drama quotes 👇

3 days ago
Share →: WhatsApp needs to remove that “this message was deleted” notification. It’s unnecessary drama.

Commentary:
WhatsApp's drama department is working overtime with those deleted message alerts! 🎭🙄🔍
4 days ago
Share →: Sometimes I clean my room so dramatically, it feels like I’m erasing evidence.

Commentary:
Cleaning my room like it's a crime scene and I'm the culprit. 🕵️‍♀️🧹🚫🙈
1 week ago
Share →: If I was on Love Island, I wouldn’t be fighting anyone or starting drama. I would just be playing mermaids in the pool the whole time. They’ve got that giant, beautiful pool, and nobody’s using it.

Commentary:
🌊🤿 "Forget the drama, I'm just here for synchronized swimming and mermaid auditions. Who's got the glitter tails?" 🧜✨
4 weeks ago
Share →: No, thanks—social drama. Puberty sucked enough the first time around.

Commentary:
"Social drama: the sequel nobody asked for! 🍿🙅‍♂️ #BeenThereDoneThat"
1 month ago
Share →: I don’t drink and drive, but some people drive me to drink.

Commentary:
"Designated drivers beware: some folks are too talented at being backseat comedians! 😂🚗🍷"
1 month ago
Share →: Call me dramatic, but I think I deserve a love confession in the rain.

Commentary:
"Rainy days are just nature's way of setting the stage for our Oscar-worthy romance scenes! ☔️🎭❤️"
2 months ago
Share →: Starting drama with me the week before my period is an absolutely terrible idea – for you.

Commentary:
"When the hormones join the drama club, nobody's safe! 🎭😅🚨"
2 months ago
Share →: If they treat you like an option, leave them like a choice, and make your exit as dramatic as a Netflix season finale.

Commentary:
"When they realize you're not coming back, cue the plot twist they'll talk about for ages! 🍿🎬 #DramaQueenExit"
3 months ago
Share →: I firmly believe that at this point my guardian angel is just eating popcorn and watching the drama.

Commentary:
She clocked out, kicked her feet up, and said “let’s see how this episode ends” 😇🍿📺
3 months ago
Share →: I would only enjoy the Met Gala if at the end of that runway they all walked into a volcano.

Commentary:
Now that’s camp—serving looks and getting sacrificed to the fashion gods 🔥👠🌋

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Someone from 🇵🇹 has copied:

Forgetting to put jewelry and perfume on is literally the worst feeling.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has shared:

When I was young, I couldn’t wait to be older. Well, I wasn’t expecting this shit!

Someone from 🇳🇿 has downloaded:

Airlines be like: “Oh, wow. Oh, God. We didn’t think everyone would bring a bag!”

Someone from 🇹🇳 has bookmarked:

It’s Friday. I ran out of small talk on Tuesday. Please leave me alone.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has copied:

So, technically, Moses is the first man to download files from the cloud using a tablet.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has shared:

Needing to stretch is so funny. Your body is like “Ughhh, make me longer!”

Someone from 🇦🇱 has viewed:

Home Depot should allow men over 40 to have birthday parties in their stores.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has downloaded:

I’m looking for friends with benefits. And by that I mean friends who have pools, boats and beautiful vacation homes.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has viewed:

Offering someone food, and secretly hoping, they don’t want it.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has shared:

If love is the answer then what was the question?

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on TikTok:

Would pay $10 a month for Summer Premium Package without wasps.

Live now on Snapchat:

Why read the room when you can leave the room?

Live now on X:

Well, that’s not very in love with me of you.

Live now on X:

Relationship so bad you start relating to Taylor Swift songs.

Shared recently on Instagram:

The breathing exercises from the birth preparation course are only needed once the child has reached puberty.

Going viral on Twitch:

I don’t wanna be dramatic but the work week continuously restarting is literally ruining my life.

Going viral on Facebook:

You can add “cha cha cha” to any sentence you want without explaining yourself. Nobody really appreciates this.

Trending via Discord:

I’m tired and drank a lot of coffee, so now I’m tired but faster.

Reported on Messenger:

Spending money is too easy. For my bank account’s sake, I need a bridge troll to ask me three riddles before I’m allowed to buy something.

Trending via Threads:

Telling your parents about your problems is like trying to put out a fire with gasoline.

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