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I can easily spot a wolf in sheep’s clothing but this guy was dressed like my grandmother which threw me off.
My husband cleaned the kitchen for the first time in years. He’s in the living room, dressed in a suit, waiting for the award ceremony to commence.
That moment your alarm clock goes off in the morning and you don’t know whether to get dressed or fake an illness.
Welcome to your 40’s: See that kid dressed up like a cop? He is a cop.
They say dress for the job you want, so I walk around dressed like Darth Vader.

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1 month ago
Share →: Some people are storms dressed like sunsets. Beautiful from a distance. Dangerous up close.

Commentary:
"When you think you're chasing a sunset, but end up needing an umbrella! ☀️🌧️😅"
3 months ago
Share →: That moment your alarm clock goes off in the morning and you don’t know whether to get dressed or fake an illness.

Commentary:
Ah, the eternal struggle between responsibility and the allure of the warm, cozy bed. It's a tough decision – do you face the world with your hair brushed and teeth cleaned, or do you embrace the dramatics and call in "sick" to work, only to spend the day binge-watching your favorite show? Decisions, decisions… morning dilemmas at their finest!
5 months ago
Share →: They say dress for the job you want, so I walk around dressed like Darth Vader.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone is aiming for a position on the Dark Side of the boardroom! 💼🌌 May the force be strong with this one… or at least the espresso! ☕️😄 #DressedForSuccess"
5 months ago
Share →: My husband cleaned the kitchen for the first time in years. He’s in the living room, dressed in a suit, waiting for the award ceremony to commence.

Commentary:
Looks like someone deserves a standing ovation for this kitchen-cleaning milestone! 👏🎉 Who needs the Oscars when you've got a spouse in a suit awaiting their well-deserved recognition ceremony in the living room? 🕺👔 #DomesticAwardsNight
5 months ago
Share →: I can easily spot a wolf in sheep’s clothing but this guy was dressed like my grandmother which threw me off.

Commentary:
"Seems like the wolf decided to try a new disguise and went straight for grandma chic! 🐺👵 Who knew the big bad wolf had a flair for fashion? Just remember, not all grandma look-alikes bake cookies, some might just be plotting to huff and puff! 🍪💨"
5 months ago
Share →: Accidentally punched myself in the face as I was getting dressed this morning, and I have to say, I deserved it.

Commentary:
"Looks like we've got a real knockout contender in the ring this morning! 👊😂 Who knew that getting dressed could be such a dangerous sport? Remember folks, always keep your guard up when putting on those socks! 🧦💥 #FashionFails"
5 months ago
Share →: Welcome to your 40’s: See that kid dressed up like a cop? He is a cop.

Commentary:
"Welcome to your 40's: That kid playing dress-up might actually be serving you a speeding ticket 🚓😂 #RealityCheck"
5 months ago
Share →: For Halloween I will go to the beach dressed as a french fry and let the seagulls destroy me.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'French Fry Sacrifice' costume – a brave choice indeed! 🍟🎃 Just be sure to watch out for those seagulls with a taste for salty snacks. Who knew Halloween could be so adventurous? 💀🌊"
5 months ago
Share →: My toxic trait is destroying my room every time I get dressed.

Commentary:
"Channeling your inner tornado every morning, I see! 🌪️ On the bright side, maybe you're just really committed to that 'messy-chic' aesthetic! 😂👗 #WardrobeWars"