12 Funny dressed quotes

• The longer I work in corporate, the more I realize… Micromanaging is just insecurity dressed up as leadership.

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  corporate, dressed, humor, i, insecurity, just, leadership, longer, management, micromanaging, office, realize, work

• I hate when I get ready too quickly and have to sit on the couch, fully dressed, and wait like an idiot.

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  boredom, couch, dressed, getting, getting ready, hate, i, idiot, impatience, overprepared, ready, sit, too, wait, waiting

• Some people are storms dressed like sunsets. Beautiful from a distance. Dangerous up close.

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  beautiful, beauty, close, danger, dangerous, distance, dressed, metaphor, nature, people, personality, storm, storms, sunset, unpredictability

• That moment your alarm clock goes off in the morning and you don’t know whether to get dressed or fake an illness.

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  alarm, decision, dressed, humor, illness, moment, morning, procrastination, struggle, wake up

• They say dress for the job you want, so I walk around dressed like Darth Vader.

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  around, aspiration, character, costume, darth, Darth Vader, dress, dressed, humor, i, job, parody, say, vader, walk, want

• My husband cleaned the kitchen for the first time in years. He’s in the living room, dressed in a suit, waiting for the award ceremony to commence.

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  1 month ago

  award, award ceremony, ceremony, cleaned, cleaning, dressed, event, funny situation, humor, husband, kitchen, living, living room, room, situation, suit, time, unexpected, unexpected event, waiting

• I can easily spot a wolf in sheep’s clothing but this guy was dressed like my grandmother which threw me off.

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  appearance, clothing, confusion, disguise, dressed, easily, grandmother, guy, humor, i, irony, me, sheep, spot, wolf

• Accidentally punched myself in the face as I was getting dressed this morning, and I have to say, I deserved it.

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  accident, accidentally, deserved, dressed, face, getting, getting dressed, humor, i, morning, myself, punch, say, self-deprecation

• Welcome to your 40’s: See that kid dressed up like a cop? He is a cop.

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  40s, adulthood, changes, cop, dressed, funny observation, humor, kid, life, life changes, observation, welcome

• For Halloween I will go to the beach dressed as a french fry and let the seagulls destroy me.

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  activity, beach, costume, destroy, dressed, food, french, french fry, fry, fun, fun activity, Halloween, humor, i, let, me, seagull, wildlife

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