Funny dropping quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: If you’re not dropping it like it’s hot, then what the hell are you doing?

  Commentary:
  "Clearly perfecting my 'drop it like it's lukewarm' technique! 😅🔥🍕"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: When the Olympics finally introduces the event “Dropping your phone and very nearly catching it but not quite” then you’ll all see me shine.

  Commentary:
  🤳🏅 "Forget the long jump or swimming, the gold medal event we've all been waiting for is 'Dropping Your Phone and Almost Catching It'! Better start practicing those reflexes, folks. 📱🤹‍♂️ Watch out, world, here comes the master of near misses!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I would never be comfortable delivering a baby. I can’t even remove an avocado pit without dropping it.

  Commentary:
  "I guess you could say handling an avocado pit isn't exactly a seamless process, let alone delivering a baby! 🥑👶 Who knew that one slippery pit could be the ultimate preparation for the miracle of life? 😅 #AvocadoSkills"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Three words no parent ever wants to hear when dropping their kid at a play date: “Come on in.”

  Commentary:
  "Three words that strike fear into the hearts of parents everywhere: 'Come on in.' 🤦‍♂️🤷‍♀️ Because we all know that's where chaos and mess await! 😂 #ParentingStruggles"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’m gonna start telling men I know a spot and it’s just me dropping them off at therapy.

  Commentary:
  😂👨‍⚕️ "Next stop: Therapy Land! Watch out, ladies, I know all the best spots… for self-discovery and personal growth! Buckle up for a one-way ride to emotional enlightenment! 🚗💨"

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