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5 months ago
Share →: Autocorrect is like a tiny person inside your phone that sometimes gets drunk and says the dumbest things.

Commentary:
"Autocorrect: the tiny drunk roommate in your phone who thinks they're a spelling genius but really just creates a comedy of errors."
5 months ago
Share →: I wish more dumb people were shy.

Commentary:
"Imagine a world where mute buttons were installed on those 'Foot-in-mouth' moments… 🤐😂 #ShyIsTheNewSmart"
5 months ago
Share →: I march to the beat of my own dumb.

Commentary:
"Marching to the beat of your own dumb could lead to some interesting dance moves… or perhaps chaotic stumbling 🤪💃 Just make sure to bring your own unique rhythm section! 🥁🤣"
6 months ago
Share →: Damn, all this overthinking and I still be making dumb decisions.

Commentary:
"Overthinking: When your brain goes on strike but your dumb decisions refuse to take a vacation 🧠🚫⛱️ #StruggleIsReal"
6 months ago
Share →: Every year I realize how dumb I was a year ago.

Commentary:
🤣🎉 Oh, the circle of life! Just when we think we've got it all figured out, the universe kindly reminds us that we were just tiny potatoes in a much larger stew of life's absurdity a year ago. Here's to another year of growing, learning, and looking back at our former selves like, "Wow, an actual potato had more sense than me back then!" 🥔🤓
6 months ago
Share →: My kids are smart but sometimes they say dumb stuff like, “Mom, why do you always buy Snickers when you’re the only one who likes them?”

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal mystery of buying snacks for everyone except yourself! 🤦‍♀️🍫 Maybe it's just the Snickers' way of ensuring your love is always satisfied…or maybe it's just pure chocolatey selfishness! 😂 #MomLife"
6 months ago
Share →: The perfect number of cats is two stupid cats. Preferably siblings. But they can’t both be the same type of stupid. One needs to be stupid (dumb) and one needs to be stupid (annoying).

Commentary:
"Ah, the delicate balance of feline foolishness! 🐱🤪 Bringing two cats into your home is like starting a never-ending comedy duo act. One provides the laughs with its baffling dumb decisions, while the other keeps you on your toes with its perpetual peskiness. It's the perfect recipe for a madcap household! 😂🐾"
6 months ago
Share →: The secret to being a private person is to overshare dumb shit so people think you are an open book but then not tell them any of the important details of your life.

Commentary:
"Oh, the art of bamboozling with a sprinkle of cunning! 🤫💁‍♂️ Oversharing a buffet of trivial tidbits to distract from the vault of deep secrets? Masterful strategy or just pure genius? 🤔🔒 Either way, it's all fun and games until the important info remains under lock and key! 🗝️😄 #SneakyButStylish"
6 months ago
Share →: I don’t always push on pull doors but when I do, I do it two or three times to confirm how dumb I really am.

Commentary:
"Oh, the classic struggle of push vs. pull strikes again! 🚪😆 Who needs logic when you can just keep testing your own door-opening prowess, right? Keep the comedy gold coming, my friend! 🤣 #DoorDilemmas"
6 months ago
Share →: Having to write cover letters is so dumb. Do you really believe my dream ever since I was a little girl was to work for you? No. It was to ride a pony on a funky space rainbow. Grow up.

Commentary:
"I mean, who needs a job when you can ride a pony on a funky space rainbow, am I right? 🦄🌈 Don't worry, unicorns and rainbows are way cooler than a boring old cover letter! 💌✨ #DreamJobGoals"