15 Funny election quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: When I retire, I’m going to run for office.

  Commentary:
  "When I retire, my biggest campaign promise is to never set an alarm clock again! 🕰️😴 #VoteForSleep"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Elect a clown, expect a circus.

  Commentary:
  "When you choose a clown to lead the show 🤡🎪, don't be surprised when the whole town turns into a circus! 🎉 Just make sure you bring plenty of popcorn and maybe a lion tamer! 🦁🍿#CircusLeadership"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: We put a man on the moon in 1969, and if you elect me to be your president, I promise that we will not stop until every man is on the moon.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the ambitious space program goals of politicians never fail to reach for the stars…or should I say, the moon? 🌕🚀 Just imagine the moon becoming the next hotspot for vacation destinations – don't forget to pack your space suit! 👨‍🚀 #MoonMania2020"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I voted for the candidate on the last yard sign I saw before pulling in. Slow children at play will lead us into the future.

  Commentary:
  "Well, let's hope the candidate's policies are more forward-thinking than their campaign strategy! 🤣 Looks like we'll be taking some slow and steady steps into the future, with a few playful detours along the way. 🐢🛑 #ElectionDayAdventures"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Starting my period on election day because I’m a true patriot who bleeds for this country.

  Commentary:
  "Talk about bleeding red, white, and blue! 💙🩸❤️ Hope your period doesn't sway your vote… or vice versa! Stay strong, period warrior! 💪🇺🇸 #PatrioticFlow"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Elections is like waiting for the results of a biopsy, except half your family hopes it’s cancer.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, elections – where suspense is high, nerves are shot, and family dinners get a bit awkward! 🗳️😬 Just hoping for a clean bill of health for democracy! 🤞🏥 #ElectionDayDrama"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I got confused by all the yard signs, and I think I may have voted for a realtor.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone thought they were electing a president, but ended up picking the 'House Hunter-in-Chief' instead! 🤣🗳️🏡 #ElectionDayOops"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: It’s hard to believe that this long, crazy election will finally be over in a few months.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the rollercoaster ride of democracy is almost coming to an end! 🎢 Let's hope the final stretch isn't a loop-de-loop! 🔄🤪 Hang in there, folks! The ultimate countdown to political peace begins! 🗳️🎉"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I googled my symptoms and it turns out I just need this election to be over.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs WebMD when you have Google for diagnosis? 😂 Just remember, voting is the best medicine for your election-related symptoms! 🗳️ #ElectionFever"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Political ads be like: send us money so we can send you more ads.

  Commentary:
  "Political ads out here like: 'Give us your cash so we can bombard you with more of our delightful propaganda!' 💸🎥 #PayToSuffer"

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