16 Funny election quotes — Wordgag ツ

“I didn’t vote for this.” — people who absolutely voted for this but thought this would only hurt people they hate.

3 days ago2 days ago

When I retire, I’m going to run for office.

2 months ago2 months ago

Elect a clown, expect a circus.

5 months ago5 months ago

We put a man on the moon in 1969, and if you elect me to be your president, I promise that we will not stop until every man is on the moon.

Jan 29, 2025

I voted for the candidate on the last yard sign I saw before pulling in. Slow children at play will lead us into the future.

Jan 27, 2025

Starting my period on election day because I’m a true patriot who bleeds for this country.

Jan 27, 2025

Elections is like waiting for the results of a biopsy, except half your family hopes it’s cancer.

Jan 27, 2025

I got confused by all the yard signs, and I think I may have voted for a realtor.

Jan 27, 2025

It’s hard to believe that this long, crazy election will finally be over in a few months.

Jan 27, 2025

I googled my symptoms and it turns out I just need this election to be over.

Jan 27, 2025

Political ads be like: send us money so we can send you more ads.

Jan 27, 2025

There’s only one way we’ll at least occasionally get normal elected officials and that’s if we pick them by random lottery.

Jan 26, 2025

Vote for me and I will halve the calories in chocolate.

Jan 26, 2025

I did vote once but only because I thought the line was to a buffet.

Jan 25, 2025

Hear me out. What if we don’t elect another president, and we all just promise to be really good?

Jan 22, 2025

My dog pisses on every election sign regardless of political party so I have no idea who he is voting for.

Jan 21, 2025