20 Funny election quotes

• Why does Bruce Wayne, the billionaire, not simply rig Gotham City’s elections in favor of tough-on-crime candidates?

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  6 days ago

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• When I retire, I’m going to run for office.

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  1 week ago

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• Elect a clown, expect a circus.

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  1 week ago

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• We put a man on the moon in 1969, and if you elect me to be your president, I promise that we will not stop until every man is on the moon.

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  2 weeks ago

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• I voted for the candidate on the last yard sign I saw before pulling in. Slow children at play will lead us into the future.

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  2 weeks ago

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• Starting my period on election day because I’m a true patriot who bleeds for this country.

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  2 weeks ago

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• Elections is like waiting for the results of a biopsy, except half your family hopes it’s cancer.

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  2 weeks ago

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• I got confused by all the yard signs, and I think I may have voted for a realtor.

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  2 weeks ago

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• It’s hard to believe that this long, crazy election will finally be over in a few months.

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  2 weeks ago

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• I googled my symptoms and it turns out I just need this election to be over.

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  2 weeks ago

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