Commentary:
"Who needs WebMD when you have Google for diagnosis? 😂 Just remember, voting is the best medicine for your election-related symptoms! 🗳️ #ElectionFever"
21 Funny election quotes
Political ads be like: send us money so we can send you more ads.
Commentary:
"Political ads out here like: 'Give us your cash so we can bombard you with more of our delightful propaganda!' 💸🎥 #PayToSuffer"
There’s only one way we’ll at least occasionally get normal elected officials and that’s if we pick them by random lottery.
Commentary:
"Imagine politicians being chosen like winning lottery numbers – 'And the lucky representative for District 10 is… 42!' 🎲🎉 Who needs campaign promises when you have lady luck on your side? #RandomSelectionForPresidentialElection"
If rich people aren’t upset after an election, then we have failed.
Commentary:
When billionaires need a hug after the election, you know democracy is doing its cardio. 💸😢🏃♂️
Vote for me and I will halve the calories in chocolate.
Commentary:
"Finally, a politician who knows the real issues at stake 🍫🙅♂️ Who needs a balanced budget when you can have half the calories in chocolate?! 😜 Vote for a sweeter, lighter future! 🗳️🍫 #ChocoPolitics"
If a billionaire is telling you to vote for someone, it’s probably in your best interest to vote for the other person.
Commentary:
When a billionaire starts handing out voting tips, it's like a reverse GPS for democracy! 🚦🤑🤖
I did vote once but only because I thought the line was to a buffet.
Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal quest for food 🍽️ vs. the civic duty of voting 🗳️! Easy mistake to make, really. Next time, just remember: democracy first, buffet second! 😄🗳️🍔"
Hear me out. What if we don’t elect another president, and we all just promise to be really good?
Commentary:
🤔🌟 How about we skip the whole election hoopla and simply vow to behave ourselves? 🇺🇸 Who needs a president when we've got our impeccable behavior to lead the way? 😜👏 Let's all strive for that "Student of the Month" vibe in this national experiment! #GoodCitizenshipGoals
My dog pisses on every election sign regardless of political party so I have no idea who he is voting for.
Commentary:
Looks like your dog is the ultimate bipartisan pee-ologist! 🐶🤣 Who knew our furry friends could play a part in the political process too? Maybe he's advocating for a "pawsome" unity party! 🐾 #Dogtatorship
I don’t approve of political jokes. I’ve seen what happens when they get elected.
Commentary:
Here's my platform: Elect more puns, fewer politicians! 😂🗳️