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I love being outside, just not when it’s too cold or too hot or too wet or too windy or if there are bugs.

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I’m thinking stuff like “yeah” and also stuff like “yup.”

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Are you even a parent if you’ve never carried your child out of a store sideways like a surfboard?

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I’m not addicted to Twitter. I’m just a really good listener so I want to know what everyone has to say.

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Welcome to my very loose interpretation of ‘functioning adult’.

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Time to put the stressful screen away (phone) and switch to the comfort screen (Kindle).

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I don’t miss calls, I stare at them.

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I now feel I’ve watched enough reruns of The Shawshank Redemption on basic cable that I’ll be able to successfully make it in prison.

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You don’t realize how incorrect and annoying YouTube video essays are until they’re about something you like.

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Couldn’t afford a man cave. Had to settle for a gazebro.

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When phones were tied with wires, people were free. Now that phones are wireless, people are tied.

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I don’t understand how spending more money than I earn is irresponsible. I’m giving more than I take. I’m generous.

Reported on Messenger:

Screen time so high, I should send another risky message and then ignore my cell phone for three days.

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Mixed signals mean they don’t like you like that. It’s that simple.

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My theory is that women’s voices contain frequencies that men simply can’t hear.

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I’m so sick of TV shows and movies where there are no likable characters. I don’t need to spend an hour with people I hate, I already have my life.

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My fairytale would be called the princess and the pea sized bladder.

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Haircuts should be covered by insurance.

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I used to eat my feelings but now it’s so expensive, I might as well go to therapy.

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I finally figured out my lifelong dream of becoming a human blanket, but my friends still call it napping on their couch.

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Nothing says entitlement like a goose family crossing the road.

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Someday I will make a sandwich that will change my life forever.

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Jesus rose from the grave because he forgot to clear his browser history.

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Rom-com idea: Gozilla +1. Godzilla gets invited to a wedding but struggles to convince anyone to go with him.

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Bugs Bunny taught me that my choices aren’t limited to fight or flight, I can also pretend I’m a pretty lady.

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Cover letters are so embarrassing. Why am I writing a love letter to this shitty company?

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The walk of shame, except it’s me at a bowling alley walking back to sit down after I knock down zero pins with bumpers.

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Doing some skin care routine but my skin doesn’t care.

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Diarrhea. Having it. Spelling it. Everything about it is shit.

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That moment when you’ve gone through Insta, Facebook, X and the new emails and you know you should start working now. Luckily, there’s YouTube.

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A camel walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Hey, you can’t bring your own drinks in here!”

Just shared via Facebook:

Stephen King’s It is the bone chilling story about adults who are forced to spend time with their childhood friends.

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I’m off to club bed, featuring DJ Pillow and MC Blanky.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

When you say “You’re going to hate me for this,” you’re making a very large assumption that I don’t hate you already.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Almonds are a scam. They are wood. You are eating wood.

Breaking via Instagram:

Plot Twist: Your taxes cheated on you.

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When phones were tied with wires, people were free. Now that phones are wireless, people are tied.

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Always tell people different stories about yourself, so when they talk about you, they’ll argue.

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I don’t do “casual.” I’m like an 18th-century vampire. When I fall in love, my devotion is boundless and eternal.

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The problem with hiding snacks from my kid is that when I forget, they end up being hidden from me too.

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