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Being offline for so long gave me the time to appreciate what’s really important in life, so I’m back online.

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My only addiction is coffee, which is just like crack but is legal and tastes good.

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Oh, to live in simpler times, when there was nothing to do but sit by the seashore and contemplate the miracle of existence.

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God saw you do that.

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Call your family now and ask them what the wifi password is, so they have time to find the little paper it’s written on before Thanksgiving.

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Being old is basically trying to figure out what part of the body the noise is coming from, and why.

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“Likes your story” is a declaration of love.

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I exaggerated on my job application and said I wanted to work for a living.

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You’re so cultured I’mma start calling you Yogurt.

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If you’re alone on Thanksgiving, venmo me $25 and I’ll call and ask you when are you gonna get a “real” job and give me grandchildren.

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I can’t work under these festive conditions.

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Being a girl must be so easy. All you do is cry all day and text 10 different guys.

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I don’t think the makers of protein powder have ever had chocolate.

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I don’t understand why my husband has to pay for a UFC fight when he could just throw one piece of candy on the floor in front of our kids.

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If anyone has any experience with anything or knows anything about something, please let me know.

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I’m so thankful I had a childhood before technology took over.

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Just learned in psychology that when a man goes to sleep first, it’s because he’s comfortable around you and wants you to go through his phone.

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For financial reasons, I will be passing away.

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That awkward moment when you’ve said “What?” three times, so you just say “Oh, yeah..” even though you have no idea what they said.

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Sure, breakups are hard, but have you ever had to wait for your phone to stop ringing so you can start using it again?

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How do you politely tell someone that they ruined your life?

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Marriage is 33.3% hiding to eat snacks because you and your spouse are supposed to be on a diet.

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The nice thing about getting older is that you don’t even have to be drunk to fall in the bushes.

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Hate when you’re trying to take a nap and the dentist is all “Please open your mouth.”

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Late replies don’t bother me. As long as we’re not in love, or you don’t owe me money, take your time.

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Sorry I’m late, I was fighting for my right to party.

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I hope one day I will sleep before midnight like normal humans do. Every day I sleep tomorrow, even yesterday I slept today.

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Like shark attacks on humans, it’s actually extremely rare. The majority of antique, porcelain headed dolls aren’t interested in murdering people.

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Putting a blanket over my boss so he thinks it’s night time and goes to sleep.

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You spend so long trying to think of a name for your cat only to end up calling them “for god’s sake” and “please stop”.

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About to form my very first opinion.

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Your honor, I was in my villain era at the time of those incidents.

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Awake? You may be entitled to compensation.

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Dating apps aren’t working, time to walk into a cafe looking confused.

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I really miss my family… sized bag of crisps.

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The folks who write fragrance commercials must be like “I had the weirdest dream, Imma put it on TV.”

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I read classics because my FOMO is making me want to understand every reference ever.

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I’ve worn oversized T-shirts so much that I suffocate if I wear one that actually fits.

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So you mean to tell me a stress ball is not for throwing at people who stress you out.

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The evening news: Where they begin with “Good evening” and then proceed to tell you why it’s not.

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