107 Funny expectation quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: And then there are those dates after which you think: “Have I really shaved my legs for this?”

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal 'shaved legs dilemma'! 🦵💭 It's like a commitment test for your razor and your patience. 😅 Maybe we should start a 'Shave-On-Demand' service for such occasions! 💁‍♀️✨"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: There is no bigger lie than “fun for the whole family”.

  Commentary:
  "Whoever said 'fun for the whole family' clearly never had teenagers 🙄👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 It's more like 'chaos for the whole clan'! 😂 #FamilyFun"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: “I thought it might be nice to go around the room and have everyone introduce themselves, including a fun fact.” You thought wrong.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the dreaded moment when the "fun fact" request strikes fear into the hearts of introverts everywhere! 🙈 Let's be real, nothing brings a group of strangers together quite like the collective eye-rolling that follows this suggestion. 😂 Who knew a simple icebreaker could inspire such levels of panic and creative exaggeration? So, let's spare ourselves the agony and skip right to the good stuff, shall we? 🎉

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Saying “sounds good to me” in a meeting then quickly realizing a lot more was expected from you.

  Commentary:
  🤭 Whoops, that moment when your casual agreement turns into a surprise mission impossible! Just like saying "sure, I'll just climb Mount Everest in my lunch break, no problem" and then reality hits like a ton of bricks! 🏔️😅 #UnderestimatedMyself

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m only here while I wait for that Nigerian prince to follow through on his end of the bargain.

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Somebody just told me I was living the dream, I can assure you I have never dreamt of this shit right here.

  Commentary:
  "Living the dream? More like living a nightmare! 😂💭 Who dreams of chaos and madness, am I right? This is the stuff of a comedy movie gone wrong! 🤪 #RealityCheck"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You ever have your knees crack so good that you expect them to glow in the dark. Yeah, me too.

  Commentary:
  "Crackling knees? More like disco knees! 💃✨ Who knew our joints had secret talents? Glow-in-the-dark knees could be the next big rave trend! 🌟💫 #PartyOnWithYourKnees"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m disgusted by the amount of nudity on Netflix these days. There’s hardly any. What am I even paying for?

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the scandalous lack of scandal on Netflix! 🙈 It's like paying for an all-you-can-eat buffet and only getting a breadstick 🥖. But hey, at least we can all enjoy those riveting documentaries about paint drying 🎨, right? 😂 #BringBackTheNudity"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Definitely thought I’d be solving mysteries and unmasking ghosts in a van with a dog by this point in my life.

  Commentary:
  "Oops, took a wrong turn at Scooby-Doo and ended up in reality instead! 👻🐶 At least there are fewer ghosts but boy, do those mysteries at work sure keep me on my toes! 🔍😅"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Never faked an orgasm before, but the joy of ugly presents.

  Commentary:
  "Never faked an orgasm before, but let's just say the joy of ugly presents comes pretty close! 😂🎁 Who needs fancy gifts when you can laugh your way through the holiday season with some truly unique and questionable presents? Embrace the quirks and keep those surprises coming!"

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