13 Funny expenses quotes

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  1 week ago

  View →: Every time I spend my own money, I feel like somebody needs to reimburse me.
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  2 months ago

  View →: Just seen the cost of funerals and no wonder people are living longer.
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  2 months ago

  View →: You’ll be fighting for your life financially and that’s when all your toiletries finish at the same time.
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  3 months ago

  View →: My extravagant lifestyle of paying for housing and buying groceries is really getting in the way of my ability to save money.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I received my electricity bill. I think they billed me for sunlight, divine light, and the light at the end of the tunnel.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Airlines when they need to change your flight: here’s a complimentary napkin. Airlines when you need to change your flight: that’ll be $8700.
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  5 months ago

  View →: They charge you for the groceries and then they charge you for the toilet paper when you turn the groceries into poop. Open your eyes!
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  5 months ago

  View →: I got bills. They’re multiplying.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Everytime I spend $20 I think this is fine because I won’t do it again. And then would you believe.
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  5 months ago

  View →: There I was, quietly reliving my dream of having my own house, when suddenly I was attacked by insane prices.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Went to the grocery store hungry. I didn’t need to pay rent this month anyway.
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  5 months ago

  View →: You know you’re mature when you go to the dentist and you are no longer afraid of pain, but of how much it costs.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Once you start paying rent, every joke stops being funny.

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