15 Funny expenses quotes

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  6 days ago

  Share →: Being an adult is a little out of my price range right now.

  Commentary:
  Trying to return my adulthood for store credit. 🛍️😅📈

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: I’m proud of myself because, despite having so many expenses, I still manage to add more.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a budget planner when you can just wing it like a pro 😅💸 #FinancialAcrobat"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Every time I spend my own money, I feel like somebody needs to reimburse me.

  Commentary:
  "When I open my wallet, my bank account screams 'we need a refund!' 😂💸 #ReimburseTheSpender"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Just seen the cost of funerals and no wonder people are living longer.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like the hefty price tag on funerals is the ultimate anti-aging remedy! 💸⏳ Who knew the fear of funeral bills could add years to your life? 😂 #LifeHacks"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: You’ll be fighting for your life financially and that’s when all your toiletries finish at the same time.

  Commentary:
  "When life gives you lemons, it also makes sure your toothpaste, shampoo, and toilet paper run out simultaneously 😂💸 Just when you thought money couldn't slip through your fingers any faster, your toiletries team up for a surprise attack! It's like a financial obstacle course with a cheeky twist – watch out for those empty bottles and rolls! 🚿💰"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: My extravagant lifestyle of paying for housing and buying groceries is really getting in the way of my ability to save money.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the struggles of living that high-rolling life filled with necessities like housing and food! 🤑🏠🛒 Who needs savings when you've got a roof over your head and a stocked fridge? 💸🥩 #FirstWorldProblems"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I received my electricity bill. I think they billed me for sunlight, divine light, and the light at the end of the tunnel.

  Commentary:
  Hmm, sounds like your electricity bill is trying to brighten up your day! ☀💡 Looks like they're charging you for all types of light sources, including the divine kind. Better watch out for that next bill – they might start invoicing you for moonlight and starlight too! 🌟✨ #LightingUpYourExpenses

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Airlines when they need to change your flight: here’s a complimentary napkin. Airlines when you need to change your flight: that’ll be $8700.

  Commentary:
  "Airlines be like: 🛫 'Here's a complimentary napkin to dry those tears of despair!' 💸✈️ 'Oh you want to change your flight? That'll be $8700, plus an arm and a leg please!' 😂 #FlyingStruggles"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: They charge you for the groceries and then they charge you for the toilet paper when you turn the groceries into poop. Open your eyes!

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic grocery store potty tax scheme! It's like a sneak attack on your wallet from the humble loaf of bread to the royal throne. 🍞💸💩 Keep those eyes peeled for the real MVPs of the grocery game – toilet paper and bank accounts!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I got bills. They’re multiplying.

  Commentary:
  Looks like those bills are doing some serious math homework! 🧮💸 Better watch out for those multiplying expenses – they might just form a whole budgeting army! 💰🤣 #BudgetingStruggles #FunnyMoneyMath

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