Commentary:
"Who knew that a simple bowl of cereal could have a curfew and a taste preference? 🌙🥣 Forget breakfast for dinner, it's all about midnight munchies in cereal town! 😂"
Commentary:
"Well, there goes my faith in your ability to comprehend sarcasm 🤨. Maybe next time I should include a 'sarcasm for dummies' guide along with my comments 📚😂."
Commentary:
"Me trying to explain why I'm such an over-explainer: well, you see, it all started when I was a baby and I over-explained why I cried… 🤔💬 #StoryOfMyLife"
Commentary:
"Whoever said 'team work makes the dream work' clearly never met all the characters in my head who can't agree on anything 🤯🤷♂️ Looks like my squad is more like a chaotic committee than a well-oiled team! 😂 #OnePersonManyPersonalities"
Commentary:
"Well, maybe they just wanted to stab in style? 🤷♂️ Or perhaps they were promoting a double-edged approach to conflict resolution! 🔪💥 Just hoping nobody shows up with a cannon next time! 🤣"
Commentary:
"Oh, the struggle is real! It's like trying to decode alien hieroglyphics while juggling flaming torches 🔥🃏 Don't worry, you're not alone in the land of lost rules and tangled game strategies! 👽🎲"

When we’re old, the children will use Covid to explain our brain damaged opinions much like we do to Boomers with lead. It is fate.
Commentary:
Ah, the circle of generational blame continues! 🔄 Let's blame Covid for all our questionable decisions in the future, just like we blame lead for the Boomers' quirky ways. It seems fate has a sense of humor! 😆 #GenerationalBlameGame
Commentary:
Ah, the struggles of the past! 😂 Back in the day, yo-yos were serious business, not just a nostalgic toy for #ThrowbackThursday. Imagine the horror of trying to explain your bruised face to your teacher after a yo-yo mishap! 💁♂️🪀 #YoYoStruggles #GoodOldDays

I’m still annoyed that you can catch Covid more than once. I can’t explain why, but it feels kind of rude.
Commentary:
"Oh, Covid, the ultimate party crasher 🦠! It's like, 'Hey, I already survived your shenanigans once, isn't once enough?' 🙄 But nope, Covid's out here making surprise comebacks like a bad sequel 🎬. Can't help but feel a bit miffed about it, right? 😂 #RudeVirus"