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“Can you explain the gap in your resume?” I went missing in a national park.

2 weeks ago

I can’t really explain it but cereal at night tastes better than cereal in the morning.

3 months ago

I’m shocked it offended you, I was certain someone was gonna need to explain it to you.

3 months ago

I’m an over-explainer (I explain things too much).

3 months ago

Whoever said “team work makes the dream work” needs to explain that to my many personalities.

3 months ago

“Don’t bring a knife to a gun fight!” Okay, then explain bayonets to me.

3 months ago

I always have a bad connection in my head when someone tries to explain a card or board game to me.

3 months ago

When we’re old, the children will use Covid to explain our brain damaged opinions much like we do to Boomers with lead. It is fate.

3 months ago

Kids these days don’t know the shame of having to explain yo-yo injuries.

3 months ago

I’m still annoyed that you can catch Covid more than once. I can’t explain why, but it feels kind of rude.

3 months ago

Trying to explain that I’m fascinated by Japan for wood joinery reasons and not nerd or pervert reasons.

3 months ago

If you innocently act like you don’t know, people will explain dirty words to you and it’s hilarious.

3 months ago

I don’t know how to explain it, but sometimes cheese just falls into my cart at the grocery store.

3 months ago

Science can’t explain it, but some hairs can grow up to a quarter inch overnight. Never in a good spot though.

3 months ago

Yeah, I can explain that gap on my resume, I tried to move a picture in Word.

3 months ago

You don’t need to explain yourself if you carry a chainsaw.

3 months ago

Today, I want to talk about underperforming continents. Antarctica, explain yourself.

3 months ago

A murder on the dance floor would explain the panic! at the disco.

3 months ago

If the earth is so flat, explain why cats haven’t pushed everything off it yet. You can’t.

3 months ago

Thinking of starting a true crime podcast. Gotta explain this search history somehow.

3 months ago