I can’t really explain it but cereal at night tastes better than cereal in the morning.

I can’t really explain it but cereal at night tastes better than cereal in the morning.

Commentary:
"Who knew that a simple bowl of cereal could have a curfew and a taste preference? 🌙🥣 Forget breakfast for dinner, it's all about midnight munchies in cereal town! 😂"

I’m shocked it offended you, I was certain someone was gonna need to explain it to you.

I’m shocked it offended you, I was certain someone was gonna need to explain it to you.

Commentary:
"Well, there goes my faith in your ability to comprehend sarcasm 🤨. Maybe next time I should include a 'sarcasm for dummies' guide along with my comments 📚😂."

I'm an over-explainer (I explain things too much).

I’m an over-explainer (I explain things too much).

Commentary:
"Me trying to explain why I'm such an over-explainer: well, you see, it all started when I was a baby and I over-explained why I cried… 🤔💬 #StoryOfMyLife"

Whoever said "team work makes the dream work" needs to explain that to my many personalities.

Whoever said “team work makes the dream work” needs to explain that to my many personalities.

Commentary:
"Whoever said 'team work makes the dream work' clearly never met all the characters in my head who can't agree on anything 🤯🤷‍♂️ Looks like my squad is more like a chaotic committee than a well-oiled team! 😂 #OnePersonManyPersonalities"

"Don’t bring a knife to a gun fight!" Okay, then explain bayonets to me.

“Don’t bring a knife to a gun fight!” Okay, then explain bayonets to me.

Commentary:
"Well, maybe they just wanted to stab in style? 🤷‍♂️ Or perhaps they were promoting a double-edged approach to conflict resolution! 🔪💥 Just hoping nobody shows up with a cannon next time! 🤣"

I always have a bad connection in my head when someone tries to explain a card or board game to me.

I always have a bad connection in my head when someone tries to explain a card or board game to me.

Commentary:
"Oh, the struggle is real! It's like trying to decode alien hieroglyphics while juggling flaming torches 🔥🃏 Don't worry, you're not alone in the land of lost rules and tangled game strategies! 👽🎲"

When we're old, the children will use Covid to explain our brain damaged opinions much like we do to Boomers with lead. It is fate.

When we’re old, the children will use Covid to explain our brain damaged opinions much like we do to Boomers with lead. It is fate.

Commentary:
Ah, the circle of generational blame continues! 🔄 Let's blame Covid for all our questionable decisions in the future, just like we blame lead for the Boomers' quirky ways. It seems fate has a sense of humor! 😆 #GenerationalBlameGame

Kids these days don't know the shame of having to explain yo-yo injuries.

Kids these days don’t know the shame of having to explain yo-yo injuries.

Commentary:
Ah, the struggles of the past! 😂 Back in the day, yo-yos were serious business, not just a nostalgic toy for #ThrowbackThursday. Imagine the horror of trying to explain your bruised face to your teacher after a yo-yo mishap! 💁‍♂️🪀 #YoYoStruggles #GoodOldDays

I'm still annoyed that you can catch Covid more than once. I can't explain why, but it feels kind of rude.

I’m still annoyed that you can catch Covid more than once. I can’t explain why, but it feels kind of rude.

Commentary:
"Oh, Covid, the ultimate party crasher 🦠! It's like, 'Hey, I already survived your shenanigans once, isn't once enough?' 🙄 But nope, Covid's out here making surprise comebacks like a bad sequel 🎬. Can't help but feel a bit miffed about it, right? 😂 #RudeVirus"

Trying to explain that I’m fascinated by Japan for wood joinery reasons and not nerd or pervert reasons.

Trying to explain that I’m fascinated by Japan for wood joinery reasons and not nerd or pervert reasons.

Commentary:
"Oh, absolutely! Just a connoisseur of fine craftsmanship, not a purveyor of geekiness or weirdness. 🤓🪚 Japan has definitely nailed it when it comes to wood joinery! 🌸🏯 #WoodYouBelieveIt"