38 Funny explain quotes

• Explain it to me like I’m 5 drinks in.

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  3 hours ago

  5, alcohol, drinking, drinks, explain, explanation, humor, intoxication, me

• There’s a weird kind of grief that comes with late August, and I can’t explain it.

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  7 hours ago

  August, emotion, explain, feeling, grief, i, kind, late, late August, nostalgia, sadness, seasonal, seasonal feeling, weird

• Don’t know how to explain this, but “hot honey” is the pickleball of condiments (derogatory).

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  9 hours ago

  comparison, condiment, derogatory, explain, food, food humor, funny comparison, honey, hot, hot honey, humor, know, pickleball, slang

• Trying to explain to my cat why she can’t jump off the balcony, even though I want to as well.

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  11 hours ago

  animal, animal behavior, balcony, behavior, cat, emotion, even, explain, human, human emotion, humor, i, jump, owner, pet, pet owner, trying, want, well, why

• Men love when you ask them to explain something to you. It is considered a sign of deep respect in their culture.

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  2 months ago

  ask, communication, culture, deep, explain, humor, love, man, men, relationship, respect, sign, something

• Practicing how I’m gonna explain to the aliens that baseline and Vaseline do not sound the same.

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  2 months ago

  alien, aliens, baseline, explain, explanation, humor, language, misunderstanding, practicing, pronunciation, same, sound, Vaseline

• I love being single because how could I explain a 2 p.m. – 5 p.m. nap on a Saturday.

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  2 months ago

  2, 5, being, explain, humor, i, love, nap, Saturday, single

• Womansplaining is when a woman tries to explain to you what you’re thinking/feeling, and is just totally 100% wrong.

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  2 months ago

  explain, explanation, feelings, humor, just, misunderstanding, thoughts, woman, womansplaining, wrong

• Grape soda doesn’t taste at all like grapes, but it does taste like purple, and I don’t know how to explain that.

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  2 months ago

  association, color, color association, comparison, explain, flavor, flavor comparison, grape, grape flavor, grape soda, humor, humor in taste, i, know, perception, purple, sensory, sensory perception, soda, taste

• If there is a God and He “loves” us, then explain snakes.

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  2 months ago

  divine, explain, God, humor, irony, love, religion, skepticism, snakes, us

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