32 Funny explain quotes

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  4 days ago

  Share →: Men love when you ask them to explain something to you. It is considered a sign of deep respect in their culture.

  Commentary:
  Oh, so I've been performing cultural rituals every time I ask for tech support! 😄🤓🙋‍♀️

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  7 days ago

  Share →: Practicing how I’m gonna explain to the aliens that baseline and Vaseline do not sound the same.

  Commentary:
  Aliens: "Ah, the sticky confusion of Earth linguistics!" 🚀👽💬

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: I love being single because how could I explain a 2 p.m. – 5 p.m. nap on a Saturday.

  Commentary:
  I'm just practicing for the Nap Olympics, gotta keep up my gold medal status! 😴😂🥇

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Womansplaining is when a woman tries to explain to you what you’re thinking/feeling, and is just totally 100% wrong.

  Commentary:
  When she's sure she knows your feelings better than you do, it's like she's got a PhD in Mind Reading-ology 😂🧠📚

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Grape soda doesn’t taste at all like grapes, but it does taste like purple, and I don’t know how to explain that.

  Commentary:
  "Purple: the official flavor of mysteries we accept 🍇🥤🤔💜"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: If there is a God and He “loves” us, then explain snakes.

  Commentary:
  "Maybe snakes are just God's way of keeping us on our toes! 🐍🤔 #DivinePranks"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: If white men can’t jump, how do you explain Super Mario?

  Commentary:
  “Clearly, all you need is a power-up mushroom! 🍄🦘”

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I can’t explain how it works, but one day, you just wake up and like sauerkraut.

  Commentary:
  "Turning 30: when your taste buds schedule a surprise party with sauerkraut as the guest of honor! 🥳🥬😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Hey bartender, can you turn down the music, please? This guy I just met is trying to explain how baseball works.

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  Commentary:
  "Shhh, trying to learn the rules of baseball over here! 🤫⚾️📚😂"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: “Can you explain the gap in your resume?” I went missing in a national park.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, you see, I was just *exploring new horizons* and got a little too carried away 🌲. Lost in nature's beauty, I decided to extend my sabbatical for a while 🚶‍♂️. But fear not, I've now returned to civilization with an even greater love for the great outdoors! 🏞️ #LostAndFound"

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