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Someone from 🇱🇷 has downloaded:

I’m just a Whole Foods girl on a Walmart budget.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has viewed:

Ripped a tag off my leggings and did not realize it was load-bearing.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has bookmarked:

It’s a good thing when your therapist sits down with a bucket of popcorn, right?

Someone from 🇧🇼 has downloaded:

The older I get, the easier it is for me to look at a situation and say: “Yeahhh, I’m out.”

Someone from 🇳🇪 has bookmarked:

Dear brain, please stop thinking so much exactly when it’s time to fall asleep.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has downloaded:

My mirror needs a screenshot button.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has downloaded:

I don’t like being asked “are you at home?” Please expand further so I can know whether I’m at home or not.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has viewed:

As someone who was born in August, I find the word leotard extremely offensive.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has bookmarked:

Twitter is cigarette for the eyes.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has copied:

For this Halloween I’ve trained my eyebrows to leap off my face and destroy those who’ve angered me.

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Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Discord:

I’m not asking for a lot, I just want someone down to earth that’s gonna touch me all over like my shower curtain does.

Trending via Discord:

Some people get weird as they get older. Not me, though. I’ve always been weird.

Just shared via TikTok:

“I asked ChatGPT.” “I asked Grok.” Yeah, well, I just analyzed it from a Marxist perspective, and it was pretty obvious.

Making waves on Reddit:

One day you’re young and carefree and the next, you’re preheating the bathroom before you go in for a shower.

Spotted on Reddit:

I’m not bothered if you don’t like me, awesomeness isn’t for everyone.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

They should invent a small lifestyle change that has an instantaneous, huge payoff.

Going viral on Threads:

If I ever look at my phone in the middle of a conversation with you, I’m not reading a text; I’m just looking up the definition of a word I just used a bit too confidently.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Some people exercise every day. Right now, I’m watching a show I don’t like because the remote fell on the floor.

Going bananas on X:

I love being home and doing absolutely nothing and never contributing to society.

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96 shares on Pinterest this month:

As parents we have to make sacrifices all the time. Today, I had to eat my kid’s ice cream because she couldn’t finish it.

65 shares on Slack this month:

What’s a good career for people with no motivation or talent?

67 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Just worked out for 2 hours straight and 1 hour gay.

33 shares on WeChat this month:

“Do not touch” must be one of the scariest things to read in braille.

48 shares on LinkedIn this month:

This meeting could have been an unread email.

98 shares on Slack this month:

After a month away and enough pasta to scare an Italian grandma, I can confirm: too much Parmesan? Never heard of her.

40 shares on Twitch this month:

“Hey you!” is short for “I have no idea what your name is.”

65 shares on X this month:

Rock bottom ain’t even that bad of a place to be if you’re into collecting rocks.

94 shares on Threads this month:

No matter how small you make that “unsubscribe” link, I’ll still find it.

50 shares on Messenger this month:

I should have been a Librarian, my favorite thing to do is telling people to shut up.

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Hot Jokes 💥

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I don’t think anything good will ever happen again until people feel bad about being stupid again.

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I’m fat because I’m full of experiences, and most of those experiences took place at Mexican restaurants.

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My guardian angel is taking the longest smoking break in recorded history.

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This body is a temple; I suicide bomb every day.

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Do clouds ever look down on us and say, “This one is shaped like an idiot”?

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I don’t even want to talk about the things I had to do to that elf to get back on the nice list.

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Man, you really don’t appreciate not having something in your eye until you have something in your eye.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

I would love to be the reason you look at your phone and smile. Then walk into a wall.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

Me: This is my favorite. I would like to buy this exact same item of clothing again. The fashion industry: No.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

I can’t stand people who require so much validation. Please like and share this if you agree.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇨🇿 has downloaded:

As a teen: secretly drinking in the park with friends. As an adult: secretly drinking in the park with squirrels.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has viewed:

Good morning to everyone except my baby, who already said good morning to me at 1 a.m., 3 a.m., and 5:46 a.m.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has downloaded:

Shoutout to everyone who remembers their childhood landline number but can’t recall the password they made yesterday. You’re my people.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has viewed:

Some of you are out here driving like your turn signal’s free trial ended and you’re all out of blinks.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has copied:

I don’t think inside the box and I don’t think outside the box. I don’t even know where the box is.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has bookmarked:

Cancel culture has been canceled.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has bookmarked:

Find someone who looks at you the way I look at a cheeseburger.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has bookmarked:

Windmill? Big fan.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has copied:

I named my wifi “The Promised LAN” because it always connects, but occasionally leaves you wandering in the desert looking for a better signal.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has shared:

Coffee doesn’t even work on me anymore. I just drink it because the taste tricks my brain into thinking I’m a functioning adult.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Instagram:

When people talk about enriching their lives, I assume they’ve found a way to add more cheese.

Shared recently on Facebook:

I often message people with the weird idea that they’ll message me back.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

My gf doesn’t really like it when I talk about my ex, which means I now have a lot of stories from college where I’m just alone for some reason.

Making waves on YouTube:

Stay up till 4 a.m. one night, and your sleep schedule is ruined for the next 4 years.

Seen just now on X:

Hanging out with your parents as an adult is so interesting, cause it’s like, “Oh, so that’s why I’m like this.”

Trending via Facebook:

Anyone else think it’s weird how cancer kills more people than any other astrological sign.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Tornados are just a bunch of ghosts fighting over a cow.

Just landed via Slack:

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

That “so we done?” be saving the relationship every time.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

From a very young age, I knew that everyone was wrong and I was right.

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