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Just told my cat I’d give her 500 bucks to stop meowing.

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If I ever have a daughter, I’m going to call her Erica, but spell it Airwrecka.

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It’s weird how the UFO’s always seem to crash in places that only the government and military have access to.

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Airlines when they need to change your flight: here’s a complimentary napkin. Airlines when you need to change your flight: that’ll be $8700.

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How do I even know this guy is my “boss”? I’ve just been taking his word for it.

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Using a remote to type on a keyboard on the TV is truly one of the worst human experiences that we endure.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has bookmarked:

In case no one told you today. I’m beautiful.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has shared:

Less is more, unless it’s kindness, sleep, or toilet paper.

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Not many quicksand-related deaths since the 1970s. Thank God the authorities got that nightmare under control.

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She wanted me to impress her in the bedroom, so I showed her my organized sock drawer and my fresh matching bedding.

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Are we all getting a front-row seat to the end times, or what?

Just landed via Messenger:

Thinking of starting a club for people who don’t like to leave their house. There are no meetings.

Breaking via Snapchat:

I really love how squirrels get extra chubby heading into winter mostly because it’s super relatable.

Trending via Twitch:

Social media is proof that even mental hospitals have WiFi.

Shared recently on Reddit:

I don’t know why everyone wants love like in the movies. A movie is only 2 hours.

Trending via X:

Just paid my bills, so don’t ask me to come out. I’m at home getting my money’s worth.

Making waves on Facebook:

I don’t understand, but I also don’t care, so it works out.

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Everyone hates on Gollum but he had the right idea: become a hermit, collect jewels, swim naked in lakes and pools, occasionally hiss at people who try to make you go places.

Shared recently on Instagram:

I love when my brain cells kiss and I have an idea.

Just landed via Discord:

Just googled “insanity” over and over but was expecting different results.

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Someone from 🇰🇮 has downloaded:

My eye doctor is alarmingly young and when he said he thought I had a chalazion or a hordoleum, I thought he might be referencing Pokémon.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has shared:

That thing in video games where you have a great item so you hold onto it but never end up using it? Thats me with fruit.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has shared:

Sitting in a room with my husband and kids… Suddenly I realize everyone here has been in my vagina. Wow.

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Me, having zero balance in my account, viewing houses worth 10 million, and being like, “No, I don’t like the kitchen.”

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I’m super lazy today. It’s like normal lazy but I’m wearing a cape.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has shared:

We work all week to work some more around the house all weekend long. Isn’t life grand?

Someone from 🇿🇦 has copied:

When kids try to guess your age it will either be completely flattering or utterly devastating, but never correct.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has viewed:

Might make a living will because I don’t want my family deciding whether to pull the plug. My dad has a long history of being against wasting electricity.

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In six days God created heaven and earth. On the seventh day, in the interests of balance, the BBC interviewed Satan.

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Funny that the Three Wise Men brought probably the three worst presents for a newborn baby.

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Just landed via Pinterest:

It infuriates me that computer Scrabble doesn’t get mad when I win even though I’m livid when it wins.

Going viral on Messenger:

Doing an hour of self-care after 23 hours of self-destruction.

Going viral on Facebook:

Welcome to the internet, where people are confidently wrong all the time.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Kendrick inspires me to be a bigger, deeper, more passionate hater.

Seen just now on Slack:

Actually, this email could’ve been a meeting. We could’ve spent an hour on the clock talking shit and gossiping. Someone could’ve brought bagels.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

For the record, I use a turntable.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

The haters said I couldn’t do it. And they were correct. Honestly, great call from the haters.

Just shared via Threads:

I just ate, and now I’m going swimming, so I guess this is goodbye.

Reported on Snapchat:

Maybe the wolf from The Neverending Story still has nightmares about me, too.

Shared recently on Facebook:

The only reason I insist on returning to the office is because my cat needs a break from me staring at him all day.

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